It was too good to be true. Or was it too bad to be true? Regardless, it wasn’t true, and that’s too bad. Or is it too good? Enough with the questions—I’m stalling—let’s move on to the facts: Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz are fucking liars, we all fucking fell for it, and I should have fucking seen it coming.
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee/sad-eyed Pound Puppy would like to clarify that he does not support or defend his friend Josh Duggar when it comes to his history of child molestation, nor has he ever supported or defended Josh Duggar in regards to the sexual abuse he committed against his sisters. Huh,…
Today in dumb as hell: the Daily Mail runs an extensive article on Harper Beckham’s pacifier use, and David Beckham tells them to STFU.
In a recent interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper, presidential hopeful Donald Trump totally showed his ass when asked for his stances on trade, gay marriage, global warning, and global politics.
On Sunday night on the SAG Awards red carpet, Rashida Jones—star of Parks and Recreation and the upcoming procedural comedy Angie Tribeca—was unlucky enough to encounter what might be the dumbest pair of TV presenters of all time. (Your move, Ryan and Giuliana.)
Minnesota Congressman Michele Bachmann has issued her edict on the chances Hillary Clinton's theoretical campaign would have during a theoretical 2016 election: not good. Mostly because America simply isn't ready for a female President. I bet the schmucks who donated to Bachmann's 2012 Presidential campaign feel…
Straight off the bat, I cannot confirm if the following Facebook exchange is real. It was sent to me by a friend (what up, io9's Meredith Woerner) and neither of us could find a site to source it back to. That said, if it is real, this conversation on the flexibility of the word "suffrage" — particularly in relation…
It's well past nap time for Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes — or at least that's what his recent participation in a HuffPo Live chat on the changing definition of masculinity would suggest. McInnes, who left Vice in 2008 and went on to launch the website Street Carnage, is none-too-pleased with evolving gender norms…
Hello, 911? We need a wahmbulance right away! An old white man is feeling sad and victimized!
Over the last few weeks, Planned Parenthood locations across the country have been visited by becostumed actors pretending to be women desperate to know whether or not their baby is a girl so that they can abort it. The similarity of the incidents combined with the strange series of questions asked by the visitors…
Jim Carrey is self-aware enough to know that he pulled a Tom Cruise last night by railing against anti-depression meds like Prozac, and yet, he spreads his completely unscientific opinion anyway.
