Good News, Reddit: 'Friend Zone' Gets Added to the Oxford Dictionaries

Remember back in 2012 when we thought that the world might be ending at the end of the year? O! Such simpler and more optimistic times those were! Sadly, however, things didn't go the Mayans way and the human race continues to plod into 2013, living and breathing and fighting and loving and legitimizing stupid words… » 2/26/13 1:10pm 2/26/13 1:10pm

Professor Vows to Grade Students Based on Their Klout Scores, Which…

Your Klout score, a number between one and 100 which is supposed to be "a representation of your overall social media influence" based on "more than 400 variables on multiple social networks beyond your number of followers and friends," is only slightly better at predicting your future success than a rousing game of … » 8/29/12 4:10pm 8/29/12 4:10pm

Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being…

Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son… » 6/20/12 9:00am 6/20/12 9:00am

Hand Sanitizer Chugging Proves American Teens May Be World's Stupidest

American teenagers may be falling behind in math, science, and ability to ascend a flight of stairs without passing out, but they've proven time and again that they're world leaders in discovering innovative ways to kill brain cells. Case in point: a half dozen California teens have ended up in local emergency rooms… » 4/24/12 10:20am 4/24/12 10:20am

The Dumbest Yelp Thread Ever: 'Is It Just Me? Women Eating McDonald's a…

All this time we ladies thought going to McDonald's and ordering a burger and downing it with some fries was really turning the guys on, which is obviously why we all went there in the first place. But it looks like we have been terribly mistaken. Our milkshakes might in fact be driving boys from the yard Playland—at… » 4/03/12 10:40am 4/03/12 10:40am

Here Are Some Tips to Get You Hunger Games Skinny

What was in the forefront of your mind while reading the Hunger Games? Let's say it together: "HOW DO I GET HUNGER GAMES SKINNY?" Luckily, the folks over at Daily Burn have created a Hunger Games workout regimen just for the thousands (millions, probably) of people like us who want to become "an archer like Katniss or… » 3/02/12 5:00pm 3/02/12 5:00pm

Dude Orders Hooker, Doesn't Like What He Gets, Calls Cops, Gets Busted

Ahmed Hasnain was arrested after he hired an escort from a service and two ladies showed up in his motel room. He didn't want two. He only wanted one. So he tried to get his money back. When he couldn't, he dialed 911 (at 5 A.M., when all bad decisions are made), and was promptly busted for patronizing a prostitute. » 9/01/11 5:00pm 9/01/11 5:00pm