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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    She looks like she needs a good scrubbing. I can practically smell her last night from here. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: she needs a good bath and a better night's sleep. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    Who else seriously wishes Lindsay would come be a Jezebel? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    That last image breaks my cold onion of a heart. You can see a glimmer of that lovely little girl. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    10/16/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: I know-- the first three are "surly divorcee with a pack of Newports in her bra", the last is Freaky Friday. LINDSAY COME BACK TO US! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of kookla kookla
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    I would laugh if it weren't so painful to look at these screen caps. Please someone help this girl soon. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @kookla: She makes me sad. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    Um, she looks wasted here. Her eyes are all bloodshot. And I've got $10 on the fact that she probably smelled like booze. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/16/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: I think she was crying or at least attempting to.

    Good on her. I got a ticket dismissed once because I cried. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/16/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: She totally has drunk-eyes. In fact, all the photos I've seen of her in the past two weeks look like that. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kaywee Kaywee
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    Looks like Lindsay is rocking last night's makeup...kind of like I do most Fridays at work.

    Stars! Just like US! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    Authority figures, in general, dislike jokes, the poops.

    I got pulled over once for swerving around too much as I was trying to unwrap a crunchy taco from Taco Bell. I told the cop he could probably write me up for driving while in-taco-sicated. He did not think it was very funny. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of mllej mllej
    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: "It's nacho problem, officer." #lindsaylohan
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: I was once stopped for speeding, and when the cop asked me why I was speeding, I truthfully answered that I was on my way to have sex. He let me off! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: They really don't like smart retort(illa)s, either. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @pmarble: Interesting approach! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/16/09

    @BabyJane: I lied to a copper once. I didn't have a license and I pretended to be my momma. He did not like that shit one bit.

    He almost threw me in the clink for being a big fat liar but I warmed his heart with puppy dog eyes, pouting and a shaky chin (for showmanship).
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    Image of WagaMama WagaMama
    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: Because my husband's a cop , I can tell you that after he left, he probably laughed and told his buddies about it. They're not supposed to break character in front of the civilians, tho.

    BTW, crying? Yeah, my husband loved to write tickets when girls/women cried. Believe it or not, they're kind of aware of that trick. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: I can't get away with anything, so I've just given up trying. I don't look good in an orange jumpsuit. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    BangieB, where are you to ride herd on your pretty, pretty girl? She's making me sad. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/16/09

    @Ipomoea: This is probably a difficult time for her. Let her seek comfort privately. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @Ipomoea: This is probably a difficult time for her. Let her seek comfort privately. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of mllej mllej
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    But will you be here all week, Dodai? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/17/09

    @mllej: Try the veal! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    Oh, Linz...

    I really want to invite you over to watch some crappy tv and eat snacks with me. You need some "boring married people" friends in your life in a bad, bad way. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    10/16/09

    @Tippi Hedren: I'm still privately hoping for a week where I get Brit-Brit and LiLo to hang out with me, my best friend, all the Joss Whedon box sets, some nail polish, tea, popcorn, and Snuggies. This is guaranteed to cure all ills. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    Sounding like a 12-yr-old when you're not is really obnoxious to other adults. Go figure. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BreeDMN BreeDMN
    10/16/09

    In reply to Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan
    I believe this calls for Judge Judy. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    07/13/09

    In reply to Women's Drunk Driving On The Rise In California
    Equality, yo. Not all of us are going to be Sonia Sotomayors and Hillary Clintons. Some of us will be drunken knuckleheads. Just like the boys.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    07/13/09

    In reply to Women's Drunk Driving On The Rise In California
    There are a lot of compromises to make when you live in New York City, but every time I'm out having a few drinks I thank the Noodle for round-the-clock mass transit and readily available taxicabs. The stories in this article of lives lost for no reason except someone wanting a buzz and being stupid enough to get behind the wheel are just so heartbreakingly sad.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    07/13/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: I thank the Noodle (blessings be upon him) for 24 hour food delivery. It's not everywhere you can get a bacon egg and cheese sandwich at 3 a.m. when you're too drunk to make one for yourself.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07/13/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: I have to say it never ceases to amaze me how some people have such a relaxed attitude towards drunk driving. I know people* who admit (brag?) to driving while drunk and they really don't seem to understand why it is wrong. *Not while I'm around, because I would not let them get behind the wheel and I make it a policy to scold them after they tell me.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/13/09

    In reply to Women's Drunk Driving On The Rise In California
    hmmm....actually, ever since spending a summer working for a public defender, I have my own private non-scientifically proven theory that cops pull over men more often, particularly late at night (ie prime DUI time).



    I would see about one woman for ever nine men come through for DUI and just from my own personal anecdotal evidence I knew that stat couldn't be right.

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    Image of nora charles nora charles
    07/13/09

    @bluebears: This is my thought too. It could be a question of expectations--officers are more likely to notice symptoms of drunkenness with men because they expect the men to be drunk. It could be a question of behavior--maybe men are more likely to get belligerent or display obvious drunkenness than women? Or it could just be a question of skill--maybe women are better at driving drunk than men? (I kind of doubt this, but it's a possibility.) At any rate, I'm sure that there's a disparity between the sexes when it comes to drunk driving, but I'd be hard-pressed to believe it's a 25/75 disparity. Especially when it takes less alcohol, on average, to get women drunk in the first place!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/13/09

    @nora charles: yeah, I honestly wonder if perhaps in a way its almost "simpler" for a male cop to pull over another male late at night. For all involved.
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