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Zayn Malik to New Enemy Calvin Harris: 'Calm Your Knickers'

This is a story about former One Direction member Zayn Malik, his new enemy Calvin Harris, Calvin’s girlfriend Taylor Swift, Taylor’s newish enemy Miley Cyrus, Taylor’s longtime enemy Spotify, Taylor’s almost-enemy Apple Music, and a Twitter user named Bitch Problems. So sit down, grab a cup of tea, and put a few… » 8/17/15 5:10pm 8/17/15 5:10pm

Dadbod Will Never Die: New Study Connects Fatherhood to Weight Gain

Surprise! We’ll never stop talking about dadbod, the year’s most irritating word, because dadbod has been recognized by science. A Northwestern University study published this week in the American Journal of Men’s Health has concluded that “men gain weight after they become fathers for the first time whether or not… » 7/23/15 1:30pm 7/23/15 1:30pm

The U.S. Army Had a Beard Contest In 1941, and These Are the Entries

In 1941, just months before the attack on Pearl Harbor, the men at Fort Stotsenburg in the Philippines had a beard contest. “The Unwritten Record,” a blog run by The National Archives, wrote about the recent find, saying the charming footage was “nestled among shots of city streets and training exercises.” » 6/24/15 4:10pm 6/24/15 4:10pm

Dude From Guns N' Roses Vapes, Dude In The Audience Fights Him For It

It’s already hard for dudes in this country to vape in peace, but now they have to deal with the threat of violence when hitting their e-cigs in public. TMZ is reporting that DJ Ashba, the top hat-wearing dude from Guns N’ Roses, was vaping at a Romeo Santos show in Vegas over the weekend when some random dude in the… » 5/28/15 1:45pm 5/28/15 1:45pm

Can You Judge a Bachelor By His Photo?

ABC has announced the cast for next season of The Bachelorette, and their biographies are as delightful as ever. Their favorite music. The favorite movies. Their biggest fears. Their heroes. Every single thing about every single bachelor is perfect. But before reading the bios in full, take our quiz to find out if you… » 5/11/15 3:45pm 5/11/15 3:45pm

Here's Why the Men in Your Life Forget Everything All the Time

Ever find yourself speaking to your husband, father, brother, best dude friend, and realize he's a little fuzzy on the details of the day about which you are reminiscing in great detail? Go easy on him, because it may be that men just aren't as good with memories about the Christmas when Spot got into the cinnamon… » 9/22/14 11:20am 9/22/14 11:20am

The 44 HOTTEST Male Presidents in U.S. History

We're a couple of years from another presidential election, but it's always political season in the U.S. Midterm primaries are coming and so is summer, so let's get things heated up by counting down the 44 hottest male presidents this great nation has had to offer. Do we like their politics? Who cares, when we can… » 5/13/14 10:55pm 5/13/14 10:55pm

Top Easiest Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the World)

Based on all the dumb shit I've been told about how men allegedly are and women allegedly are, I've concluded the following: Being masculine is apparently just like being a proud lion, it is an intrinsically superior gift of strength and wisdom bestowed on men by the universe that women must stroke and honor (or… » 3/11/14 1:50pm 3/11/14 1:50pm

Finance Dude Asks Clients to Vote For Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest

Even though the title of sexiest banker was given out long ago (Meredith Whitney, duh), some who work in finance remain unsatisfied, I guess. What other possible explanation would there be for a banking career website to sponsor a "sexiest banker poll" and invite users to vote? And what deep, all-consuming sadness… » 10/03/13 4:20pm 10/03/13 4:20pm

How Nice Does a Woman Have to Be to a Guy She Rejects?

In the world of rejections, I always think of the movie Say Anything: A guy is allowed/expected/culturally celebrated for wooing his ex back with grand gestures. It would be a very different movie if she simply called the police. (If a heartbroken woman holds up a boom box in the rain outside her ex's bedroom, the… » 8/03/13 5:00pm 8/03/13 5:00pm

San Francisco and New York Have the Nation's Skinniest Dudes

A new report from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington finds that in 2011, in a nation-wide study of counties, the lowest levels of obesity in men were found in San Francisco and New York. The New York Daily News crows, "Manhattan men nation's 2nd-skinniest." Meggings for… » 7/22/13 3:45pm 7/22/13 3:45pm

How Bro Is a Bro? Let's Consult Our Bro-proval Matrix

And now for the most important question of our time: what is a "bro," exactly? It was the second-most popular plea for clarity my parents made while visiting me at college (the first most popular was, "Why in God's name are you basically pursuing a degree in analyzing vampire erotica?"). "Callie," they would ask,… » 6/24/13 2:15pm 6/24/13 2:15pm