Duck Dynasty Scion Sadie Roberston Praises HIM for Her Rumba

On Tuesday night, Sadie Robertson (of the Duck Dynasty Robertsons) performed a pretty impressive rumba on Dancing with the Stars. But first, she took some time to thank the man upstairs, posting on Instagram: "ALL glory to God for this amazing journey." That amazing journey being, of course, her participation in … » 10/22/14 1:50pm 10/22/14 1:50pm

Homophobe Phil Robertson SHOCKINGLY Has More Homophobic Things to Say

Late last year, Duck Dynasty king beard Phil Robertson issued an apology after making homophobic and racist remarks in GQ magazine. Now, less than half a year later, he's once again popping off on gay people, sin, fire and brimstone. Gee, it's almost as if his PR stunt of an apology wasn't sincere or something... » 5/22/14 2:00pm 5/22/14 2:00pm

Cops Raid Justin Bieber's House Looking for Eggs, Find Cocaine Instead

Police showed up at Justin Bieber's door this morning with a warrant, looking for evidence that Bieber & Co. caused $20,000 in damages to his neighbor's mansion by throwing eggs at it. (Not sure how that's possible, exactly—is your mansion made out of sugar cubes? Are you the Nome King? But okay, I will take your word… » 1/14/14 8:00pm 1/14/14 8:00pm

Cast of Duck Dynasty 'Learned a Lot' from Phil Robertson Scandal

While the controversy surrounding the racist and homophobic remarks made by Duck Dynasty's king beard Phil Robertson has continued to grow over the past few weeks, no comment had been made by the Robertson family until late Tuesday night when Robertson's son Willie appeared on Fox News' "All-American New Year" special… » 1/02/14 11:15am 1/02/14 11:15am

Phil Robertson, Anus-Obsessed Racist, Also Recommends Child Brides

Ahhhh, Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson—the gift that keeps on shitting in your mouth and calling it a "GAY SANDWICH," because it doesn't have a real clear understanding of what gay people do, it just knows that they make it feel grumpy in its downstairs (um...did you keep that gift receipt?). Hot on the heels of "gay… » 12/30/13 5:30pm 12/30/13 5:30pm

Britney Spears Began Her Career in Las Vegas Purgatory Last Night

This is who Britney Spears is now: a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can tread water in our collective pop culture consciousness with a show called "Piece of Me." Are you sad? Do you feel old? Or did you somehow always know things would go down like this for Britney, even… » 12/28/13 11:30am 12/28/13 11:30am

A&E Puts Duck Dynasty Bigot Back on the Air Because Fuck Integrity

It's not like I'm super surprised that A&E immediately caved to the legions of frothing bigots and put Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson back on the air—despite the fact that the dude compared homosexuality to bestiality and said that the Jim Crow south was fucking awesome and then self-high-fived and took a shit on a VHS… » 12/27/13 8:00pm 12/27/13 8:00pm

Idjits Support Bearded Reality TV Homophobe With 'Chick Phil A' Day

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently found himself suspended from filming the massively popular reality show for saying shitty things about gay people in an interview with GQ (and, uh, a lot of other times, turns out). Now, the mouth-breathing dinosaur-minded morons who support him are staging a protest at Chick… » 12/27/13 7:15pm 12/27/13 7:15pm

Feral Alaska Woman Sarah Palin Might Not Be Able to Read

Sarah Palin — the lush-haired simpleton who wandered out of the Alaska territory all those years ago and hasn't stopped rambling away in her chripy, feral Nell language since — is doing a lot of talking lately, this time bravely speaking up for Phil Robertson, the Duck Dynasty star who was fired from his own show… » 12/24/13 4:20pm 12/24/13 4:20pm

It's Like Y'all Don't Get What a Redneck Is

Let's us here talk about Duck Dynasty, but first, let's ask ourselves why any of us were surprised, much less outraged, that a bunch of sketchoid Christian duck hunters in Louisiana who could pass as ZZ Top stand-ins have homophobic or deeply ignorant racist views. I mean really, it's like you've never seen rednecks… » 12/23/13 2:10pm 12/23/13 2:10pm

Charlie Sheen Denounces Phil Robertson's Bigotry with a Weird Poem

After bigoted duckpreneur and Sweetums stuntman Phil Robertson expressed his very strong preference for vaginal intercourse and his very pronounced disdain for gay people, the first question everyone asked was: Why is Duck Dynasty even a thing, anyway? The second question was: What does Charlie Sheen, himself a former… » 12/22/13 11:30am 12/22/13 11:30am