GASP: Aussie Paper Dares to Question Kate Middleton's Style Icon Cred

Last week, Kate Middleton (or, if you must, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge) was inducted into Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed Hall of Fame. This surprised absolutely no one. But lo, there comes a brave voice from the furthest reaches of the Commonwealth, daring to question the princess's fashion bona fides. » 8/11/14 5:40pm 8/11/14 5:40pm

Kate Middleton Hangs With Cub Scouts, Roasts Entrails Snacks Over Open…

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, went on a wintry jaunt to Windermere today, where she hung out a the Great Tower Scout camp. We assumed she was roasting the entrails of her enemies — quite good for nourishing the royal fetus — but apparently it's traditional unleavened camping bread. Yum? » 3/22/13 2:15pm 3/22/13 2:15pm

Esteemed British Author Dares to Criticize Kate Middleton, Entire Sky…

If you hadn't heard, there's a slightly enormous kerfuffle unfolding across the pond, after two-time Booker Prize winner Hilary Mantel called Duchess Kate Middleton a "shop-window mannequin" with a "perfect plastic smile" and no personality. That rumbling you hear is one million royal-obsessed biddies spit-taking… » 2/19/13 7:00pm 2/19/13 7:00pm

Kate Middleton Portrait Artist Butthurt Over Criticism

Paul Emsley, the 75-year-old British artist who painted Kate Middleton to look like one of his contemporaries for her first official portrait, is super offended by the criticism he received after the painting was unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery earlier this month. He described the poor reviews of his work as… » 1/23/13 12:30pm 1/23/13 12:30pm

New Princess Finds Castle Living Musty, With Tacky Decor

Now that the Kate Middleton, the Princess — sorry, Duchess Of Cambridge — has moved into a royal residence in Kensington palace, she's begun to make some adjustments. The Brit papers do not take this lightly, claiming that she has "turned up her nose" at the mansion. They probably considered headlines like "Princess… » 6/20/11 6:00pm 6/20/11 6:00pm

Creepy New Commemorative Crap Spawned By The Royal Wedding

The Royal Wedding is over, but the weird commemorative crap keeps on coming! Since there's a chance you might forget the epic televised event so relentlessly covered by the media, you'd better get yourself a souvenir. Luckily, you have options. » 5/05/11 2:54pm 5/05/11 2:54pm

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