Watch This Majestic Supercut of Drunk, Barfing NYC Brunch Patrons

To those unfortunate enough to live or stroll near NYC's Pranna on a weekend afternoon, the restaurant/club's unlimited drinks brunch deal only causes headaches. Stumbling out of the establishment are patrons intoxicated to the point of unruliness, barfing, daytime dick unsheathing, and other such booze-related… » 8/25/14 3:45pm 8/25/14 3:45pm

'Pretty Drunk' Chrissy Teigen Throws First Pitch at Dodgers Game

Supermodel and John Legend's more photogenic half Chrissy Teigen was given the honor of throwing out the first pitch at the Los Angeles Dodgers game on Tuesday night. And, because the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl later confessed she was "pretty drunk" right around the time she did it, it was awesome. » 8/06/14 3:30pm 8/06/14 3:30pm

College Students Engaged in Terrifying New Practice of Drinking Alcohol Before They Drink Alcohol

Oh, I'm sorry, did I accidentally sleepwalk through a tesseract last night and wake up in a universe where scare pieces about "pre-funking" aren't older and hoarier than Father Time's mustache? NO? Then why have the newsies delivered this scandal to me in today's gazette!? » 11/12/12 10:00am 11/12/12 10:00am

Dude Punches Lady In Face Over Casey Anthony Verdict

Robert Aydin Hakimoglu, 42, got in a fight Saturday night while discussing the Casey Anthony trial with some folks in Melbourne Beach, Florida. Hakimoglu, who agrees with the verdict, got so fired up while arguing with a group of people fishing that he punched a woman in the face and then jumped into a lagoon to get… » 7/11/11 7:10pm 7/11/11 7:10pm

Tip: When Being Arrested, Don't Try To Tell Cops To Arrest Someone Else Instead

When 64-year-old Linda Szczepanski was arrested for drunk driving last week, she had some advice for the officer involved. She told him he "should not be messing with little old ladies and senior citizens," and that instead, the police should "start arresting some pedophiles" and "get rid of the Mexicans." Her blood… » 4/15/11 4:46pm 4/15/11 4:46pm

Girl After Our Own Drunken, Period-Sexed Hearts Crashes Tyra

A bunch of "party girls" went on Tyra to talk about their heavy drinking and late nights out, but Tyra turned it into a therapy session of rehab, with counseling from Dr. Drew and reformed porn star Mary Carey, acting as sponsor. We were supposed to view the three party girls as having serious problems, but one girl,… » 5/08/08 4:00pm 5/08/08 4:00pm

Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks

A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders » 5/02/08 5:20pm 5/02/08 5:20pm

Did Hillary's Appearance On O'Reilly Actually Make Me Like Her More?

Fox is the only news channel that gets any audio on my cable box. This is something, like the interminable nature of this campaign, I generally regard as a negative. But yesterday I had a revelation. See, Hillary Clinton just went on Bill O'Reilly, and when they aren't rerunning clips of the really boring interview,… » 5/02/08 10:30am 5/02/08 10:30am

Bad Girls Club Was A Crazy Call And Response

There's really no point to the Oxygen series Bad Girls Club, other than straight-up voyeurism of straight-up assholes, yet it's still riveting. Last night's episode was an example of that, because all that happened in the show's 22 minutes was that Cordelia (the former porn chick) got shit-faced and then screamed a… » 4/09/08 11:00am 4/09/08 11:00am

Amy Winehouse Bombs In Birmingham (Live On Camera)

Those pesky camera phones! It makes it so drunks can't get away with anything anymore. Video clips of Amy Winehouse's disastrous performance in Birmingham last night have begun popping up online. Above is a collection of some of her more bizarre moments — stumbling around, saying "Nothing will ever bring my husband… » 11/15/07 5:00pm 11/15/07 5:00pm

Celebrity Rehab: The Only "Promise" Is Lindsay Will Remain A Coke-Addled Lush Who Can't Drive

Call me naive; I always figured that, profligacy/paparazzi/presence of other addicted photogenic celebs aside, Lindsay was on balance better off in rehab than at, you know, Hyde. Really, what was I thinking? There is no crop of people more price-insensitive than a bunch of people used to watching a few grand disappear… » 10/09/07 4:00pm 10/09/07 4:00pm

Smirnoff Source, The Official Beverage Of Summer 2007

Yesterday we read about Paula Abdul drinking a form of alcoholic water at a party. We expect that most of the "water" Paula drinks is alcoholic, but this was different: a spring water with 3.5% alcohol content called Smirnoff Source. Just in time for Lindsay's 21st! A "water" for people who are, you know, "sober"! A… » 6/26/07 4:04pm 6/26/07 4:04pm

Amy Winehouse Onscreen Not So Different Than Amy Winehouse Offscreen

Since losing all that weight and gaining all that back-comb, Amy Winehouse has been looking like a cracked-out whore—and now she's playing one on cable TV! Thanks to photographer/film director David LaChappelle, who directed Winehouse's latest video, "These Tears Dry on Their Own" (probably the best single from … » 6/26/07 1:07pm 6/26/07 1:07pm