Police Arrest Female Motorist Drunk on Vanilla Extract 

Sometimes you're baking cupcakes or something and drinking, and you run out of alcohol. So you think to yourself, "I wonder if I could get a drunk with vanilla extract?" The answer, apparently, is yes. » 1/11/15 3:30pm 1/11/15 3:30pm

At Long Last, Here's Video of Justin Bieber Peeing in a Cup

Biebsters, the wait is over, the day of your deliverance is nigh. The Miami Police Department has just released video of Justin Biebmus Christ Himself pissing into a cup after his drunk driving arrest earlier this year. Fortunately (or unfortunately, weirdos), they blurred out his Bienis. But you still get the point. » 3/06/14 2:15pm 3/06/14 2:15pm

Reese Witherspoon's Husband Gets DUI; She Asks Cop: Do You Know My…

Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth (co-head of motion picture talent at CAA) were pulled over in a Ford Focus (!?) on Friday at midnight in Atlanta. Toth was weaving between lanes; turns out he was drunk driving. Witherspoon was annoyed, and then angry, and finally started throwing her name around. The… » 4/21/13 7:30pm 4/21/13 7:30pm

Supposedly Sober GOP Senator Michael Crapo Arrested for DUI

Holy Crapo*, this is not good. It's not good to drink and drive, and it's really not good when you're a Mormon Senator who's outspoken about your abstinence from alcohol. » 12/23/12 11:30pm 12/23/12 11:30pm

San Francisco Archbishop-To-Be and Noted Bigot Salvatore Cordileone…

The Rev. Salvatore Cordileone, a vigorous opponent of same-sex marriage in California and the Roman Catholic archbishop-elect of the San Francisco area, was pulled over and arrested Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence at a DUI checkpoint near San Diego State University, in a neighborhood of bars and… » 8/28/12 9:40am 8/28/12 9:40am

Horrible Parents Drive With Their Four Kids Strapped to the Car

If you thought Mitt Romney's infamous tale of strapping his dog to the car roof and taking it for a terrifying, high speed cruise down the highway, then wait until you hear what a terrible mother and father from Indiana did. On Monday, the couple was seen strapping their four children to the roof hood of their car… » 5/08/12 11:55pm 5/08/12 11:55pm

Having A Bad Cold Is Basically Like Being Wasted

You now have a scientific excuse to call in sick to work: according to a small study, driving with a bad cold is just as dangerous as drunk-driving. » 1/04/12 3:50pm 1/04/12 3:50pm

Note To Parents: Your 9-Year-Old Can't Be The Designated Driver

Last spring, serving children alcoholic beverages at chain restaurants was all the rage in child endangerment, but it seems we may have a horrible new trend on our hands. For the second time in a month, a father has been arrested for putting his 9-year-old child in the driver's seat when he was too drunk to drive. … » 10/26/11 9:30am 10/26/11 9:30am

This woman jumped from a moving car into a tree to avoid police

After police attempted pulling over a Pontiac Sunfire Saturday, its driver, Christine Stroh, decided to resolve the situation by fleeing on icy roads, then hurling herself from the car at 30mph into a tree, leaving two passengers inside. [ Jalopnik » 2/22/11 11:00am 2/22/11 11:00am]

Bystander Saves Woman's Life; She's Mad He Damaged Her Car

After Taylor Cole Vanderhook, who's charged with DUI, drove into a Delaware canal, Chris Sullivan dove in and broke her windshield, saving her from the sinking car. Her response: "Dude, I'm gonna kill you — you broke my car." » 11/18/10 1:59pm 11/18/10 1:59pm

Horrible Person Sues Parents After Running Over Kid

A Connecticut man got ten years in prison for running over and killing a fourteen-year-old boy. Now he's suing the parents because the kid wasn't wearing a helmet. » 11/15/10 7:15pm 11/15/10 7:15pm

Dangerously Precocious 12-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Drunk Driving

A 12-year-old girl was arrested in Minnesota after cops caught her drunk driving late Saturday. Apparently, she ended up behind the wheel after a 19-year-old man she met at a party asked her to drive him home. » 8/13/10 12:32pm 8/13/10 12:32pm

Nevada Woman Gets Drunk Munchies, Drives Around Topless

A 41-year-old woman was arrested yesterday in Nevada after she stole a $20 bottle of wine and proceeded to drive to an unnamed fast food restaurant - topless. She has been charged with indecent exposure, DWI and burglary. [NYPost] » 5/24/10 9:40am 5/24/10 9:40am

Drunk Woman Steals Ambulance, Admits She "Had A Pretty Good Time"

Mindy Jones, 28, is in an Oklahoma City jail after being arrested for stealing an ambulance and driving it while searching for an ex boyfriend. Jones actually spoke to the local news while still visibly wasted. [YouTube via KOKO5 News] » 12/14/09 2:30pm 12/14/09 2:30pm

leTake A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game…

• Cameras and recording devices have been banned from all of Sarah Palin's book tour appearances, but a spokesman announced people can pose with her and buy a copy later online for $15 and up. • » 12/02/09 5:30pm 12/02/09 5:30pm

Diane Schuler's Story Is One Of Isolation, Denial, And Rage

One of the saddest news stories of the summer just got sadder — the husband of Diane Schuler, whose wrong-way drunk-driving crash killed her and seven others, tells New York Magazine he still believes his wife was essentially perfect. » 11/16/09 5:20pm 11/16/09 5:20pm

Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving

49-Year-Old Mary Strey made a concerned phone call to 911 last Saturday to report a drunk driver, attempting to describe the driver to the dispatcher before announcing that she was actually reporting herself. A+ for honesty, I guess? » 11/01/09 4:20pm 11/01/09 4:20pm

Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom…

• Maine officials announced today that opponents of the state legalizing gay marriage have gathered enough signatures to put the issue to a vote in November. Expect a heated battle in the next two months. • » 9/03/09 5:30pm 9/03/09 5:30pm

Why They Drank: After Accident, Other Alcoholic Moms Tell Their Stories

Authors Susan Cheever and Rachael Brownell remind us that Diane Schuler, whose wrong-way drunk-driving crash killed her daughter and nieces, wasn't the only mom to suffer from alcohol problems. » 8/12/09 6:00pm 8/12/09 6:00pm