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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    There's no fucking way Lindsay Lohan is carrying around anti-despressants and popping them at random. They don't give you a buzz,
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Ugh Lindsay needs about five years of R&R. She needs to invest in a cabin, somewhere in Northeast, where she can find her center, bake cookies, knit socks, hell, I'll even let her make some of those god awful leggings she is peddling. But she needs to stop whatever she has been doing to her face and her body NOW. She's like "Valley of the Dolls" Neely. And she's losing that sparkle.
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    Image of Chuck Basketcase Chuck Basketcase
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Um, that's not really what Rebecca Hall looks like, Star. Haven't you seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona or the Prestige? I admire the attempt to create a salacious story through the use of a wacky "look-alike" photo, but you fail.

    In other news, how many Taylors are there in "Taylor Squared"? Because one Taylor squared is still one, and two Taylors squared is four.
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    10/14/09

    @Chuck Basketcase: Two Taylors squared is four square Taylors.
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    Image of epiclady epiclady
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    I just can't believe anyone gives a white-hot crap about the Kardashians.
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    Image of 7states 7states
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Re: Brad's stress

    This just in: You will look older now than you did five years ago.
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    10/14/09

    @7states: And if you grow a beard, you will no longer look smooth.
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    alouette promoted this comment LucyRed was starred LucyRed was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @LucyRed: And tonight: If you're in your 40s, you might have greys!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    10/14/09

    @alouette: Breaking: you get lest rest when you have six kids and fly around the world doing humanitarian work than when you spent most of your spare time smoking weed with Jen.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Is a B+ for Star the highest grade ever given for one of these Week in Tabloids features? It seems like it, but it sucks that it had to take Lindsay seemingly hitting "Rock Bottom" to get there. Plus, I assume her real rock bottom would be death, unlike for most people. She's already had 4 or 5 it seems.
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    Image of BisousCat BisousCat
    10/14/09

    @cpjones: Yes a B+! I've been waiting, nay, dreaming of this day. I think the Whitney Port and Leo DeCaprio scoop (if it is true) gave it the extra push. That, and the lack of "poor empty uterus Jen" stories.
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    Margaret promoted this comment BisousCat was starred BisousCat was unstarred
    Image of Margaret Margaret
    10/15/09

    @BisousCat: I hear that there were once As handed out, but I've never seen one. So I think we've gone since June 2008 with no As at least.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    "Their room contains no fewer than six natural gas fireplaces, in front of which Rob serenades Kristen with Van Morrison and John Lee Hooker tunes on one of his Gibson guitars, and Kristen reads aloud from the volume of Virgil's Doomed Love that he gave her this year."

    I wish I had six natural gas fireplaces at my disposal; after reading that sentence, all I want to do is immolate myself.
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    Image of captainhaddock captainhaddock
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    That photo of "off-duty" Taylor Momsen is ridiculous. YOU HAVE TO WEAR BOTTOMS, YOUNG LADY. GET OFF MY LAWN.
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    cate3710 promoted this comment captainhaddock was starred captainhaddock was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @captainhaddock: I think she had on sequined hot pants, does that count?
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    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Just saying- I had an ATV when I was 5. I'm fine. Also, no one called CPS on my parents. I'm sure someone pulled my ponytail at some point as well.
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    morninggloria promoted this comment PamBeesley was starred PamBeesley was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @PamBeesley: You have to be really careful with ATV's. I've had four friends and schoolmates die from ATV accidents before they turned 20.

    Just because nothing happened to you doesn't mean that every kid should have one.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    10/14/09

    @morninggloria: Yikes, I have never been on an ATV, yet I know at least three people that have either died or been seriously harmed. I was on vacation in Mexico last week. I couldn't say no fast enough when they offered an ATV tour!
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    10/15/09

    @PamBeesley: Well, I'm sorry, but a psychologist who doesn't treat you says, "YOU CAN'T PUT A KID ON AN ATV!"
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    I WANT EVEN MORE BABIES! HER BABY HUNGER WILL NEVER BE CONTAINED!
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    Image of Sorcha Sorcha
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    I'm sorry but are parents with six small children not supposed to feel or look stressed out at all? Parenting is stressful and demanding most of the time.

    "Stress, she notes, can also cause a man to got prematurely gray."
    ---OK, seriously, he's in his mid 40s that's not premature at all. I'm 18 and I get gray hairs, my dad got some gray hair when he was 15. Sometime its just genetic. Also, you know what else causes gray hair. AGING!

    And are people not supposed to age either? I don't look the same as I did five years ago, I wouldn't expect anyone else to either.
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment Edited by Sorcha at 10/14/09 3:03 PM Sorcha was starred Sorcha was unstarred
    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    "She was crying and shouting and later she passed out drunk and her friends got her out of the place."

    See, Lucinda Rosenfeld, even complete messes like Lindsay Lohan have friends that take care of them.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/14/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: Awesome.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Someone needs to harvest that merkin offa Brad.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/14/09

    @sybann: Is it time for the merkin harvest already? Time flies!
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    10/14/09

    @TransFat: 'Tis the season!
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    10/14/09

    @sybann: Merktoberfest is almost upon us!
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    That_little_attention_whore promoted this comment Treeless was starred Treeless was unstarred
    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    "Did you know that Jesus gets an allowance?" For a second there, I thought In Touch had gotten an amazing scoop about God being a domineering dad. Oh well.
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    bluebears promoted this comment frankie22 was starred frankie22 was unstarred
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    10/14/09

    @frankie22: Next week: Take a look inside Jesus' dorm room (spoiler alert) there's a Bob Marley poster...
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/14/09

    @bluebears: See also: a tapestry. Jesus is such a hippie.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/14/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: cut your hair Jesus!
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    10/14/09

    @bluebears: I bet there's incense as well
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    mfnher promoted this comment Lola Lotus was starred Lola Lotus was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/14/09

    @bluebears: Couple Alert! He's been seen out with Mary Magdalene. Sources say that the two have a love nest which contains no fewer than six natural gas fireplaces!
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    10/14/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
    Was OK! magazine always Tiger Beat? For some bizarre reason I thought its target audience had graduated from junior high school. I stand corrected.

    The Lindsay material is beyond grim, so I'll just think about "How Dave Lured His Women" and keep cackling at that headline.
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