Woman Attempts to Smuggle Cocaine Hidden Inside Her Breast Implants

A Venezuelan woman was arrested at Madrid airport after it was discovered that she was carrying 1.7kg—about 3.75lb—of cocaine in her breast implants—like inside her body. Talk about a drug bust! (Ba da bum.) » 8/15/14 11:50am 8/15/14 11:50am

Women Busted Smuggling Drugs Under Their Wigs

Points for creativity: Agence France-Presse reports that two women have been busted allegedly attempting to smuggle cocaine into Spain—packed tightly under long, curly wigs. Fabulous and functional! » 1/03/14 10:00am 1/03/14 10:00am

Manti Te'NOOOO: Physicist Jailed For Unwittingly Smuggling Coke on…

"I'm trying to connect the God particle, the Higgs boson, with dark energy - you know, the thing that makes the universe accelerate. This sounds a bit egomaniacal, but to understand dark energy, I think we have to be open-minded about Einstein's general relativity."

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Smuggling Cocaine in Your Weave Is the Awesomest Terrible Idea Ever

There's a new front in the drug war: the female scalp. Yes, intrepid ladies are now sneaking yayo into the country under their weaves ... and they woulda gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that stinkin' customs patdown. » 9/26/12 5:30pm 9/26/12 5:30pm

Wisconsin Christmas Present Contains Methy Surprise

A midwestern mother received a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, along with a surprise gift of $280K worth of drugs someone had stashed inside. First Clay Matthews's confusing roided-up-Fabio-joins-a-crappy-metal-band hairdo, and now this? Strange things are afoot in Green Bay. » 1/16/11 10:55am 1/16/11 10:55am