Everybody in the preschool getting tipsy. » 9/16/13 10:30pm 9/16/13 10:30pm

You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently exploded (all over your face in an array of tasty flavors), and Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter combines chocolate and peanut butter with booze and is it legal to marry a beer now? » 6/27/13 11:45am 6/27/13 11:45am

As my great grandma Estelle used to say, "Just because one would-be rapper and hip-hop collective member in Dallas is doing it doesn't mean everyone has to do it." However, hazardous fads that involve imbibing alcohol through other orifices than the mouth tend to catch on quickly: There was butt-chugging. Then tampons… » 6/01/13 12:30pm 6/01/13 12:30pm

Introducing Coffee-mate's Thin Mints® and Samoas® flavor coffee creamer-like substances. Because the best part of waking up, is chemical death flavored garbage funk in your cup! » 5/28/13 10:30pm 5/28/13 10:30pm

If you thought egg whites were a funky addition to cocktail menus around the country, you ain't seen nothing yet. » 4/08/13 8:30pm 4/08/13 8:30pm

Girl Scout Season officially came to an end on Sunday — there, there. It's gonna be OK, because we've got word of something even better — Girl Scout Cookie-inspired beers! Finally, we can feel guilty about finishing off an entire keg of Thin Mint beer while watching Burning Love! Evening plans, done and doner. » 3/18/13 11:15pm 3/18/13 11:15pm

While New Yorkers were dealing with the large soda kerfuffle, something kooky was happening in America: Water is now the most popular drink in the country. » 3/13/13 5:20pm 3/13/13 5:20pm

In a collaboration between HBO and Brewery Ommegang from New York, four beers will be released to celebrate the families on Game of Thrones. The first up is this blonde for the Lannisters (GET IT?), and the other will most likely be themed after the Starks, Baratheons, and Targaryens of Incesteros Westeros.… » 3/12/13 9:30am 3/12/13 9:30am

Artisan brewers are always putting crazy shit in their beers, but when Rogue teamed up with Portland's VooDoo Doughnut to create Chocolate, Peanut Butter And Banana Ale, I'm pretty sure heaven must be missing an angel, because she's right here and I'm about to drink her. » 1/08/13 9:30am 1/08/13 9:30am

If we have to live in a world where the French aren't perpetually drunk and making fromage (that's what they call sex) on sidewalk cafe chairs while also eating baguettes and glaring at Americans, I don't understand how to understand anything. But apparently, I'm gonna have to get used to it. » 11/30/12 10:00am 11/30/12 10:00am

We are so often told about the various substances that are slowly killing us or otherwise ruining our bodies, so to receive even a tiny piece of good news about coffee practically seems like a gift from God himself. Here you go: A new study has found that drinking coffee is linked with living longer. Rejoice! He might… » 5/17/12 9:30am 5/17/12 9:30am

It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The… » 5/02/12 9:30am 5/02/12 9:30am

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily… » 11/18/11 3:00pm 11/18/11 3:00pm

Coffee megachain Starbucks has announced that it's paid $30 million (or the price of approximately ten trenta pumpkin spice lattes) to acquire high-end juice company Evolution Fresh. According to the Wall Street Journal, this is all part of it's plan to expand and achieve world juice domination: » 11/13/11 6:05pm 11/13/11 6:05pm

You love a good martini at the end of the day. You also love grilled cheese. Would you dare to combine the two? If you answered yes, then consider making your way to the handmade cheese emporium Beecher's, who has an off-the-menu item called the Grilled Cheese Martini. How the hell do you make such a thing? Pour some… » 8/25/11 7:00pm 8/25/11 7:00pm

What you're looking at is Champagne. Michael Davidson creates art by crystallizing drinks on lab slides and using a microscope with a camera attached. Most his images involve alcohol that has been magnified over 1,000 times. » 1/18/11 4:48pm 1/18/11 4:48pm