I Paid for a Water 'Tasting Flight' Because I'm an Asshole and I Can

James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his family just yesterday. All lovely people; great tippers. My friend and I slide into the modern red wing chairs in Los Angeles' Ray's & Stark Bar and ask for the water menu. We're here to drink flights… » 8/07/13 11:40am 8/07/13 11:40am

Diet Dr Pepper Is the Best Beverage Ever Invented by Man (or Nature)

I will eat an entire cake and/or pie, and I will down half a package of Watermelon Oreos (sorry, Lindy), but I will die before I drink calories*. I don't know if it was coming of age in the 90s with a mom who was both always dieting and in possession of a Costco membership, but I've indulged in my fair share of diet… » 7/18/13 11:10am 7/18/13 11:10am

This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup

You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently exploded (all over your face in an array of tasty flavors), and Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter combines chocolate and peanut butter with booze and is it legal to marry a beer now? » 6/27/13 11:45am 6/27/13 11:45am

Quick Bikini Body Fix! Inhale a Hazardous Vapor Of Dry Ice And Booze

As my great grandma Estelle used to say, "Just because one would-be rapper and hip-hop collective member in Dallas is doing it doesn't mean everyone has to do it." However, hazardous fads that involve imbibing alcohol through other orifices than the mouth tend to catch on quickly: There was butt-chugging. Then tampons… » 6/01/13 12:30pm 6/01/13 12:30pm

Coffee-mate Announces Unholy Marriage With the Girl Scouts

Introducing Coffee-mate's Thin Mints® and Samoas® flavor coffee creamer-like substances. Because the best part of waking up, is chemical death flavored garbage funk in your cup! » 5/28/13 10:30pm 5/28/13 10:30pm

Love Girl Scout Cookies and Being Drunk? Get Up on This Cookie Beer

Girl Scout Season officially came to an end on Sunday — there, there. It's gonna be OK, because we've got word of something even better — Girl Scout Cookie-inspired beers! Finally, we can feel guilty about finishing off an entire keg of Thin Mint beer while watching Burning Love! Evening plans, done and doner. » 3/18/13 11:15pm 3/18/13 11:15pm

Americans Crazy About Awesome New Drink: Water

While New Yorkers were dealing with the large soda kerfuffle, something kooky was happening in America: Water is now the most popular drink in the country. » 3/13/13 5:20pm 3/13/13 5:20pm

Game of Thrones Gets Beer, But Is It Drinkable?

In a collaboration between HBO and Brewery Ommegang from New York, four beers will be released to celebrate the families on Game of Thrones. The first up is this blonde for the Lannisters (GET IT?), and the other will most likely be themed after the Starks, Baratheons, and Targaryens of Incesteros Westeros. Perhaps… » 3/12/13 9:30am 3/12/13 9:30am

Chocolate, Peanut Butter, and Banana Ale Is Perfect for the Fat Elvis…

Artisan brewers are always putting crazy shit in their beers, but when Rogue teamed up with Portland's VooDoo Doughnut to create Chocolate, Peanut Butter And Banana Ale, I'm pretty sure heaven must be missing an angel, because she's right here and I'm about to drink her. » 1/08/13 9:30am 1/08/13 9:30am

French Are Drinking Less Wine, So We Ask Them to Send Us the Extra

If we have to live in a world where the French aren't perpetually drunk and making fromage (that's what they call sex) on sidewalk cafe chairs while also eating baguettes and glaring at Americans, I don't understand how to understand anything. But apparently, I'm gonna have to get used to it. » 11/30/12 10:00am 11/30/12 10:00am

That Coffee You're Chugging Is What's Keeping You Alive, Actually

We are so often told about the various substances that are slowly killing us or otherwise ruining our bodies, so to receive even a tiny piece of good news about coffee practically seems like a gift from God himself. Here you go: A new study has found that drinking coffee is linked with living longer. Rejoice! He might… » 5/17/12 9:30am 5/17/12 9:30am

Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth

It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The… » 5/02/12 9:30am 5/02/12 9:30am

Worth It: Bubbles Without Chemicals, Sugar Or Rotten Teeth

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily… » 11/18/11 3:00pm 11/18/11 3:00pm

Starbucks Will Now Sell You All Of Your Liquids


Coffee megachain Starbucks has announced that it's paid $30 million (or the price of approximately ten trenta pumpkin spice lattes) to acquire high-end juice company Evolution Fresh. According to the Wall Street Journal, this is all part of it's plan to expand and achieve world juice domination: » 11/13/11 6:05pm 11/13/11 6:05pm

One Grilled Cheese Martini, Please

You love a good martini at the end of the day. You also love grilled cheese. Would you dare to combine the two? If you answered yes, then consider making your way to the handmade cheese emporium Beecher's, who has an off-the-menu item called the Grilled Cheese Martini. How the hell do you make such a thing? Pour some… » 8/25/11 7:00pm 8/25/11 7:00pm