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America's favorite Thanksgiving dessert-flavored hot drink is coming back.

The so-called "wine in a can specialists" at Friends Fun Wine have introduced the world's first coffee wines. Thanks?

Do you like Diet Coke? Do you like brain freeze? Congrats! Today is your lucky day. Meet Diet Coke Frost Cherry.

Everybody in the preschool getting tipsy.

James Spader is a regular, the host informs us as we walk to our table. Oh, and Will Ferrell sat right there with his family just yesterday. All lovely people; great tippers. My friend and I slide into the modern red wing chairs in Los Angeles' Ray's & Stark Bar and ask for the water menu. We're here to drink flights…

I will eat an entire cake and/or pie, and I will down half a package of Watermelon Oreos (sorry, Lindy), but I will die before I drink calories*. I don't know if it was coming of age in the 90s with a mom who was both always dieting and in possession of a Costco membership, but I've indulged in my fair share of diet…

You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently exploded (all over your face in an array of tasty flavors), and Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter combines chocolate and peanut butter with booze and is it legal to marry a beer now?

As my great grandma Estelle used to say, "Just because one would-be rapper and hip-hop collective member in Dallas is doing it doesn't mean everyone has to do it." However, hazardous fads that involve imbibing alcohol through other orifices than the mouth tend to catch on quickly: There was butt-chugging. Then tampons…

Introducing Coffee-mate's Thin Mints® and Samoas® flavor coffee creamer-like substances. Because the best part of waking up, is chemical death flavored garbage funk in your cup!

If you thought egg whites were a funky addition to cocktail menus around the country, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Girl Scout Season officially came to an end on Sunday — there, there. It's gonna be OK, because we've got word of something even better — Girl Scout Cookie-inspired beers! Finally, we can feel guilty about finishing off an entire keg of Thin Mint beer while watching Burning Love! Evening plans, done and doner.

While New Yorkers were dealing with the large soda kerfuffle, something kooky was happening in America: Water is now the most popular drink in the country.

In a collaboration between HBO and Brewery Ommegang from New York, four beers will be released to celebrate the families on Game of Thrones. The first up is this blonde for the Lannisters (GET IT?), and the other will most likely be themed after the Starks, Baratheons, and Targaryens of Incesteros Westeros. Perhaps…

Artisan brewers are always putting crazy shit in their beers, but when Rogue teamed up with Portland's VooDoo Doughnut to create Chocolate, Peanut Butter And Banana Ale, I'm pretty sure heaven must be missing an angel, because she's right here and I'm about to drink her.

If we have to live in a world where the French aren't perpetually drunk and making fromage (that's what they call sex) on sidewalk cafe chairs while also eating baguettes and glaring at Americans, I don't understand how to understand anything. But apparently, I'm gonna have to get used to it.

We are so often told about the various substances that are slowly killing us or otherwise ruining our bodies, so to receive even a tiny piece of good news about coffee practically seems like a gift from God himself. Here you go: A new study has found that drinking coffee is linked with living longer. Rejoice! He might…

It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The…