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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    10/28/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    What about having your first whisky at 10.30am? Because that seemed to work for my grandma.

    "Isn't it a little early..."
    "I'm 96, I'll drink when I want." #alcohol
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    Well, that explains every woman in my family. #alcohol
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    Image of Ant Girl Ant Girl
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    Yes, but THOSE ladies never drank their own elderberry wine... #alcohol
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    Image of woodsey woodsey
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    "Alright kids, Grandma's going to show you how to make her special afternoon juice"

    A delightful future of children bringing me my liquors to look forward to. #alcohol
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/27/09

    @woodsey: Mr. Pietra's great-grandma taught him how to make her a wonderful bourbon-and-Coke when he was about 8. Now he makes them for me (and himself). I cannot thank her enough. #alcohol
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    Excellent! My "light to moderate alcohol intake" should help my lungs keep in prime yellin' shape for those darn kids and my lawn. #alcohol
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    And like all anti-aging regimens, it's probably best to start in your 20s. I'm all about preventative care. #alcohol
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    Image of alouette alouette
    10/27/09

    @YourScreenplaySucks: I know what I'll be doing tonight! Yep, a 6-pack of preventative care. #alcohol
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    I'll see you at the bar in 46 years ladies! I'll be the ol' gal with the lampshade. #alcohol
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    If "light to moderate" equals "spry", I'm planning on having the ability to train for marathons at age 75. #alcohol
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    This theory confirms my abuelita's long-held belief that her longevity was due in part to her daily cup of sherry. Also, why she upped the dose when certain relatives visited ("I want to outlive them, which won't be possible if I have to tolerate them without my drink")
    This is what I've been trying to explain my mom: I like wine because I take after grandma. #alcohol
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    Well, at the rate I'm going, I'm 'bout to give myself Ben Button disease. #alcohol
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    And if my great aunt is any indication it also keeps them highly entertaining (and somewhat racist).
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/27/09

    @Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: If my 90 year old nana is any indication it seems racism is like an embalming fluid. Pickling with hate since 1919! #alcohol
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    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    When I drink I play with bump its and eyeliner, so I can see this being true. #alcohol
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    Image of valleyval valleyval
    10/27/09

    In reply to Alcohol & Old Lace
    And moderate to heavy alcohol intake keeps valleyval entertaining...and sane. #alcohol
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    Image of lo-mantang lo-mantang
    10/27/09

    @valleyval: clink #alcohol
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    10/27/09

    @lo-mantang: Double clink. And it keeps you from reading about me in the news.... #alcohol
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    Image of AngelaDemonice AngelaDemonice
    10/24/09

    In reply to Menstrual Flow-Chart: Coolest Thing We've Seen All Week
    This is the type of cute, I'd expect to only find in Japan. Really, it's quite an accomplishment to create something at the level of Japanese cute.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10/23/09

    In reply to Menstrual Flow-Chart: Coolest Thing We've Seen All Week
    I want to frame this and put it on my bedroom wall. #menstruation
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