How to Get Past the College Phase and Drink Alcohol Like an Adult

Having an active social circle can have a ton of benefits for your professional and personal life. As an adult, that social life can often involve alcohol. If you’re new to the world of drinking, or all you know from your college days is Jägerbombs and keg stands, here’s how to enter the drinking world like an adult.… »8/04/15 12:28pm8/04/15 12:28pm

Cancelled Anti-DUI Campaign: Drunk Driving as Scary as Banging an Uggo

Encouraging folks not to drink and drive is a good idea with many ways of implementation. You could make it harder to drink, you could make it harder to drive, you could make it easier to get home. Or, you could simply remind young men of the danger that they might fuck a girl who isn’t really that hot. That’s what… »7/16/15 10:50am7/16/15 10:50am

Sarah Hepola's Blackout, For the Girls That Didn't Want to Be Protected

Much is made of the therapeutically self-limiting idea that society is colluding to make young women vulnerable; not enough is made of the odds that a girl will respond to bullshit by coming up tough. Female grit is believed to be rare and loud and somewhat mythological when it’s just as often the opposite, and the… »7/15/15 2:00pm7/15/15 2:00pm

How to Get Shitfaced This Summer (But Not Too Shitfaced)

It’s summer. You’re going to some festivals. You’ll be outside, at bars with patios, drinking. If you’re most people, no one ever told you how to drink well or right. Hey, no one told us. More often, people told us not to drink—ever—because it’s bad. But preaching booze abstinence works about as well as sex… »6/17/15 2:50pm6/17/15 2:50pm

Watch This Groom Completely Ruin His Wedding With a Drunk Lap Dance

If looks could kill, the bride’s expression would have set the whole banquet hall on fire, burning anyone who witnessed this fiasco into a thin crisp of a former human. At least then everyone would be dead, with no one left to tell the tale of a groom who made a beginner’s mistake—being the drunkest person at the… »6/16/15 4:10pm6/16/15 4:10pm

I Went to a Simulated Teen Drinking Party and It Freaked Me the Fuck Out

I’m far from the target audience for the simulated teen drinking party I attended last weekend—that audience being freaked-out parents who want to see what really goes on at the hormone-fueled ragers their children are just starting to attend—but let me start by saying that the whole thing was very effective. I was… »5/04/15 3:45pm5/04/15 3:45pm

This DGAF Strategy Is the Only Way to Win the Dreaded Bouquet Toss

As a dude, I'm biased, but I love the bouquet toss at weddings. Not only because I'm usually so drunk I can't feel my teeth, but also because it's the only game you can win (existentially speaking, anyhow). For many women, however, the bouquet toss is a matter of being coerced, once again, into playing a game which… »1/07/15 1:15pm1/07/15 1:15pm

How to Drink All Night at the Holiday Party and Not Be That Guy

Listen, drinking all night is not healthy. But it's holiday party season, that perfect storm of open bar and all of your colleagues waiting to see who will be this year's obnoxious, puking, passed out and/or dead person at the party. Don't be that guy. »12/12/14 5:21pm12/12/14 5:21pm

First off, let's review the science of drunk. In order to survive…