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Your Rational Love of Whiskey Is (Thankfully) Demolishing Vodka Sales

It appears as though whiskey sales are increasing to the point where they're surpassing vodka sales, and there's an infographic more touchingly beautiful than anything any alcoholic artist ever produced to prove it. » 2/05/15 3:00pm 2/05/15 3:00pm

This DGAF Strategy Is the Only Way to Win the Dreaded Bouquet Toss

As a dude, I'm biased, but I love the bouquet toss at weddings. Not only because I'm usually so drunk I can't feel my teeth, but also because it's the only game you can win (existentially speaking, anyhow). For many women, however, the bouquet toss is a matter of being coerced, once again, into playing a game which… » 1/07/15 1:07pm 1/07/15 1:07pm

How to Drink All Night at the Holiday Party and Not Be That Guy

Listen, drinking all night is not healthy. But it's holiday party season, that perfect storm of open bar and all of your colleagues waiting to see who will be this year's obnoxious, puking, passed out and/or dead person at the party. Don't be that guy. » 12/12/14 5:00pm 12/12/14 5:00pm

First off, let's review the science of drunk. In order to survive…

MEMO: There's a Bourbon Shortage, Stock Up

It pains me to have to type that there may actually be a bourbon shortage, but we'll get through this together. The most important question to ask ourselves: Is this news real or bullshit? » 11/26/14 6:35pm 11/26/14 6:35pm

Study Says We Hit the Bottle Harder on Gym Days

If you have ever been compelled to have a cold one of a few after one of those really intense workouts (something to which I am completely and utterly unaccustomed—the exercise, that is), know that you're not alone. » 9/23/14 3:10pm 9/23/14 3:10pm

Man Leaves Kids in Car to Go Get Drunk, Is Beaten Up by Other Drinkers

A Florida man is in custody and being charged with child neglect after allegedly leaving his three children in the car while he went to a bar to drink. Before being arrested, though, he was on the receiving end of some vigilante justice, courtesy of his fellow bar patrons. » 8/21/14 5:20pm 8/21/14 5:20pm

Mom Finds Nanny Drunk, Passed Out Next to Crying Baby

A mother who hired a nanny through an online childcare service discovered the caretaker drunk and passed out next to her crying baby. » 8/04/14 1:50pm 8/04/14 1:50pm

The Drunken Lawless Masses Are Menacing Commercial Flights

There is a lot to feel anxious about when traveling by air: you are in a sealed metal container hurtling through the sky; there could be a supernatural menace lurking in the cargo hold; sometimes they play reruns of Two and a Half Men on the little in-flight TVs.... Increasingly, though, a different type of terror… » 8/01/14 4:00pm 8/01/14 4:00pm

Drinking Red Bull and Vodka Makes You Want More Red Bull and Vodka

Put down the Red Bull and vodka, guys, because the combination just makes you want to drink more. Something in the milk ain’t clean with these energy drinks. » 7/17/14 6:15pm 7/17/14 6:15pm

Middle-Aged Party Moms Can Drink Boring Young Ladies Under the Table

Now that I'm hurtling toward my middle-thirties, I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. I got drunk once this week—on Sunday, by accident, kind of—and three days later my head still feels like it got screwed on sideways, I started crying because my boyfriend was "making a weird face" and wouldn't admit it, and I… » 6/04/14 3:45pm 6/04/14 3:45pm

Science Proves that Beer Goggles Are Real, But Are They Really So Bad?

Bad news, frat boys. (Or good news? I'm not sure.) It turns out, according to a new study, that "beer goggles"—that thing where you get wasted and then you accidentally think that ugly people are hot and then you wake up the next day like, "GROSS! A MONSTER!" because you are inherently better and more valuable than… » 5/14/14 12:30pm 5/14/14 12:30pm

Woman Hands Over Vodka Receipt Instead of ID During DUI Stop

A Massachusetts woman was arrested during a DUI stop when she showed a police officer a receipt for a bottle of vodka instead of her driver's license. » 5/13/14 10:30pm 5/13/14 10:30pm

Cider Is Fucking Awesome. End of Story.

This has been a winter of cider-shame. Shame at glancing down at the recycling in my apartment only to note that its only contents are dozens and dozens of empty bottles of Angry Orchard cider. Shame at ordering cider at a bar in front of people ordering cocktails. Shame at being gingerly handed a tall blue can of… » 5/01/14 4:50pm 5/01/14 4:50pm

Senator Wants Women to Take Pregnancy Tests Before Drinking at Bars

A state senator in Alaska who wants women to take pregnancy tests before drinking in bars also decried birth control as something only taken by irresponsible people. » 3/26/14 10:20am 3/26/14 10:20am

Wine Time With Mindy Kaling, Marissa A. Ross and a Delicious Pillow

Mindy Kaling sat down for Marissa A. Ross's "Wine Time" series to take a crack at wine-tasting. The two, dressed like Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church from Sideways because duh, indulged in a Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Collection (which sounds more like a Godfather-themed crystal figurine set at Kay Jewelers)… » 3/19/14 10:40am 3/19/14 10:40am