"In the night, you can't really do anything and a dream is a good way to fill up a chunk of time," explains Jack, a little boy who was asked to describe dreams for WNYC as a part of the Clock Your Sleep project. The kid's not wrong.

A new study from the journal Sleep peers into the gendered nature of the unconscious and maybe finds that we've all been incepted by the patriarchy.

Tabloid trendpieces should be taken with an entire shaker of salt. But the headline "Over Half of Women Admit They Have Woken Up In A Bad Mood With Their Partner Because He Annoyed Them... In A DREAM" does not require any additional sodium. It is 100% correct, based on totally unscientific anecdata.

Preemptive apology: This post contains no answers. We're simply here to speculate on the reasons behind cheese dreams or — as they're more historically known — cheese nightmares.

My air conditioner induces nightmares. I'm serious. If I don't sleep with it on, I wake up in the middle of the night sweating, but if I do sleep with it on, I wake up in the middle of the night convinced I'm being stalked by anti-choicers who secretly implanted a dead baby inside of my womb that I'm forced to carry…

If someone can do this, I can put away one of my clothing piles tonight SO HELP ME GOD.

You might be married to the man of your dreams, but that doesn't mean you'll dream about him every night. According to The Body Odd,

Dana Zemack has been making stick figure comics since she was 12. This week, she made one just for us.

Emma Stone is reportedly in talks to star in a movie based on a screenplay about cyber datestalking written by a woman who, until last week, was Adam McKay's personal assistant. The script's called He's Fuckin' Perfect, and the writer is currently accepting applications for people interested in officially living…

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Have you ever wanted to watch a child's mind explode because she's experiencing so much joy that she simply can't handle it? Well, you're in luck! Meet Lily, whose sixth birthday is coming up. Her mother decides to give her an early present in the form of a backpack loaded with goodies, which she opens with adorably…

The other night, I dreamed of Julian Assange. He was hiding out in my house and eating everything, but wouldn't let me buy more groceries. When I found out my friends were having similar dreams, I contacted an expert.

Adele Enersen imagines baby daughter Mila's dreams...and makes them happen! Everyone together now: coo. Adele explains how she does it.

All my life, I've suffered from nightmares. Dinosaurs, murderers, evil versions of my own family — all have stalked my sleep over the years. Now there may be a cure.

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Neil Gaiman once pointed out that "dream logic isn't story logic," and that if you attempt to describe one of your dreams to someone, you should prepare to "watch their eyes glaze over." Not so, says the New York Times:

And like so many dreams of prior generations, for bloggers of today, working in one's underwear is no mere dream, but a reality. Okay, maybe not the girdle part. But we could! [Vintage_Ads]