Kim Kardashian Broke The Internet and Now Rob Broke Instagram 

Wishing people a Happy Birthday on social media is sort of a cop out: a way to spread tidings of good cheer without having to pull aside a waitress to request a secret birthday tiramisu to arrive at the table after dinner, or even go to a group dinner and figure out how to split the bill 8 ways to begin with. » 3/22/15 7:40pm 3/22/15 7:40pm

Zayn Malik, 'Exhausted' By Cheating Rumors, Is Taking a Break From 1D

One of the D's from the mysteriously-named boy band One D is going through a lot of stuff right now. After rumors started flying that he was cheating on his fiancé, Zayn Malik (the hottest of all the D's and owner of the best hair) has left the band's most recent tour because he's "exhausted" from all the hate. » 3/20/15 9:50am 3/20/15 9:50am

We Suffered Through the Drake Concert Documentary That Drake Hates

Perhaps to be a famous rapper these days is to invariably end up a punchline. Kanye, Wayne, Rick Ross, Big Sean; entire subgenres of humor, Twitter memes and jokes are attached to all of them. Fame requires celebrities to possess more emotional stamina than the rest of us on a good day, but I don't think any of these… » 3/19/15 4:45pm 3/19/15 4:45pm

Madonna's Thirsty Press Tour Is Amazing

I bring this news to you as some one who formed a Madonna lip synch club in the 4th grade (personal solo: "Fever"). I believe Madonna is indeed an icon. I also believe that in a sincere but ultimately desperate quest for relevancy, Madonna is now throwing every pseudo-provocative soundbite she can in a drive to hype… » 3/19/15 3:30pm 3/19/15 3:30pm

Juliette Lewis Forms New Metal Band, Yikes!

Actress Juliette Lewis has formed a new supergroup called Giraffe Tongue Orchestra with some other highly regarded metal musicians. It's entirely possible the band's name is a reference to the secret giraffe tongue sacrifice that lay people like us aren't yet privy to (Lewis is a deep Scientologist). No recordings… » 3/18/15 8:25pm 3/18/15 8:25pm

The Evolution of R&B Drake

As early as 2010, Drake publicly fantasized about releasing an R&B mixtape titled It's Never Enough. The first song that materialized was "I Get Lonely Too," his weepy remake of TLC's FanMail intro. The original is hardly a showcase of vocal acrobatics. Still, Drake's version is terribly clumsy, like a drunken karaoke… » 2/18/15 5:10pm 2/18/15 5:10pm

Let's Guess What Drake's New Jungle Film Is About

Drake's an emotional guy and on Thursday morning he released a dreamy short film called Jungle. It's unclear what this piece is about other than a look at real and recreated flashbacks of his life in Toronto, strung together with old home videos of him as a kid (above) singing his heart out, then beginning his… » 2/12/15 9:53am 2/12/15 9:53am

Taylor Swift is Taking Haim on Tour for Maximum '1989' Vibes

Wait—am I gonna get sued for typing the year "1989" without a copyright? No? Okay. So, Taylor Swift, god of your gods but not of mine, has been spending a good amount of time with the Haim sisters as of late, calling them her "squad" like she has been listening to a lot of Waka Flocka and going on vacation with them… » 2/02/15 11:30am 2/02/15 11:30am

Explaining the Rihanna/Drake/Chris Brown/Karrueche Tran Love Square

One could fill a dictionary with the sloppy, messy, no-good details of what is likely the most passionate—yet wildly petty—love story of the millennial generation. The saga of Rihanna and Chris Brown/Drake and Rihanna/Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran/Drake and Karrueche Tran is one for the ages, but it's also one to… » 12/09/14 12:10pm 12/09/14 12:10pm