Rihanna and Drake Held Hands at 4:30 am, PROLLY TOUCHED BUTTS LATER

So, Drake and Rihanna were spotted holding hands in some sort of car or van and also Rihanna was wearing a jester's cap(?) and Drake was doing some sort of Columbo cosplay and according to the Encyclopedia Fucktannica that is IRON-CLAD EVIDENCE OF NONSTOP ROMANTIC HUMPAGE. They're, like, boyfriend-girlfriend now and… » 3/28/14 8:00pm 3/28/14 8:00pm

​Rihanna and Drake Are Back Together For Real This Time (Again)

Rihanna and the loneliest boy in Canada, Drake are officially a thing. The two mononyms have been "virtually inseparable" as Drake's been touring around in Europe. I am a fan of this news. Honestly, did anybody else get the feeling that Drake's latest album "Nothing was the Same" was basically one 15-track booty call to… » 3/16/14 11:30am 3/16/14 11:30am

It Looks Like Rihanna and Drake Are Definitely Maybe Back Together

A few weeks ago it looked like Rihanna and Drake might have been rekindling their love. That possibility has grown stronger with each passing oh nah nah, what's my name? week. » 3/10/14 6:40pm 3/10/14 6:40pm

Hey, Where Did All the Women MCs Go?

It feels as if someone started a rumor that 2014 might present a female resurgence in hip-hop. As a person with a vagina, I’d be thrilled if that happened — but I doubt the “Ladies Night” reprise is going down anytime soon. There are many reasons why women — with the exception of Nicki Minaj — are notably absent from… » 3/05/14 5:10pm 3/05/14 5:10pm

Drake's Sorry For Yelling at Rolling Stone About That Hoffman Cover

Guys, Drake is sorry for impersonating Kanye West yesterday and yelling at the Rolling Stone magazine staff — and innocent social media bystanders — when his scheduled cover was replaced with an image of the late actor Philip Seymour Hoffman. » 2/14/14 7:00pm 2/14/14 7:00pm

Your Boyfriend Drake's SNL Promos Remind You That He Can Act, Too

Just the mere presence of the host and musical guest of this weekend's Saturday Night Live makes it difficult for Bobby Moynihan and Jay Pharoah to speak normally, so imagine what's going to happen on Saturday. MAGIC, that's what. I could listen to him say, "Those are literally some cool cats" until the end of time. » 1/15/14 12:50pm 1/15/14 12:50pm

Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's favorite celebration of famous folks turning the cameras on themselves. This week: Cameron Diaz has Hannigan hair, Nicole Richie bumps into someone she knows, Selena Gomez thinks you are awesome, Drake makes you breakfast and Katy Perry gets crafty. Celebrity Instagrams,… » 12/06/13 5:45pm 12/06/13 5:45pm

Kanye's Epic New Video: Horses, Eagles, Topless Kim Kardashian

Kanye West went on Ellen to premiere his new music video, and oh my god it's indescribably beautiful. It sort of looks like what would happen if you mixed the horse equivalent of that ironic howling wolf t-shirt with the Yosemite background on the MacBook PhotoBooth app, in a conceptual fashion manner. » 11/19/13 9:05am 11/19/13 9:05am

Tyra Banks' Freestyle Rap to Drake Is the Best of the Worst

A long long time ago (all the way back in September! You remember how young and invincible we were back then? I don't, but sometimes a man comes and reads to me about it out of a notebook and it all comes flooding back), Drake went on Ellen and during a discussion of all the ladeeeez he's dated, the former Wheelchair… » 11/01/13 4:40pm 11/01/13 4:40pm

Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Welome back to your favorite Vanity Smurf exxxtravaganza. While you were staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning the camera on themselves. Here's what the stars were doing with their smart phones this week. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy. » 10/25/13 6:45pm 10/25/13 6:45pm

Newsflash, Guys: There's No Such Thing as a 'Good Girl'

"You're a good girl and you know it," Drake sings in "Hold On, We're Going Home," a track that's been on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for 10 weeks. "You're a good girl," croons Robin Thicke in "Blurred Lines." Beyoncé "used to be a good girl," Jay-Z says in this month's Vanity Fair. The problem is, a "good girl" does not exist. » 10/17/13 3:40pm 10/17/13 3:40pm

Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix

The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for… » 9/25/13 9:13am 9/25/13 9:13am