Woman Artists Remix 'Hotline Bling,' Tell Drake to Sit The Fuck Down 

Recently, as if acting of their own volition or by the direction of some cruel puppeteer, my hands navigated to iTunes and purchased Drake’s single “Hotline Bling.” At first I bemoaned this purchase, which I was certain would result in nothing more than the foolhardy loss of $1.29 and some extra data languishing on my… »11/17/15 6:50pm11/17/15 6:50pm


Formerly Depressed Serena Williams Now Chasing Down iPhone Thieves Like A Hero

Serena Williams has been fighting knee problems and depression since losing the U.S. Open in September, when she ended her season early just short of accomplishing a calendar year Grand Slam. But on Wednesday, while eating Chinese food, she stopped a thief from swiping her iPhone in a flash. »11/04/15 11:00am11/04/15 11:00am

Drake Is Not Only Ripping Off D.R.A.M. on 'Hotline Bling' But Gaslighting Him About It 

With Drake’s goofy new video for “Hotline Bling” currently being blanketed with praise—Drake dances like... me, LOL, cry the masses, incorrectly—it is slipping by the wayside in our cultural parlance that the track is a blatant lift of the indie Virginia rapper D.R.A.M.’s breakout single from 2014, “Cha Cha.” Aiding… »10/20/15 10:40am10/20/15 10:40am

What a Time to Be Alive: Jezebel's 67th Emmys Liveblog, Forever

Here we are, on the biggest night in the entire world and/or since last night: the 67th Annual Primetime Emmys. Will they be as shitshow as last year’s, or will they be an even shittiershow? Maybe all of that! The Jezebel staff will be exploring these and more important questions all night in our liveblog, sponsored… »9/20/15 7:40pm9/20/15 7:40pm

Drake Got So Upset When the DJ Played the Wrong Drake Song at Serena’s Fashion Show

Drake is sad. Some of his music was played during Serena Williams’s fashion show Tuesday, but the DJ messed up and played the wrong version of “Back to Back.” Out of respect for his girlfriend (as well as Anna Wintour), Aubrey had requested that the clean version be used, but the audience got the explicit one instead. »9/16/15 9:45am9/16/15 9:45am

This Spanish Version of 'Hotline Bling' Is Better Than Drake's

So, I heard that Miley Cyrus dropped a 23-track Soundcloud album inspired by that one time Wayne Coyne was her dog or something, and I just can’t wait to get to it—the whole thing doesn’t sound exhausting in the slightest—but first let me sneak in 15-20 listens of this Spanish remix of Drake’s terrific sadboy shuffle… »8/31/15 10:40am8/31/15 10:40am

Car Thief Leads Cops Through Chase, Then Dances to Future’s 'Where Ya At'

Sometimes when a song is so good, you can’t help yourself from showing off some moves, even if you’re running from the cops. On Wednesday night, a woman stole a car and was chased by police through downtown Los Angeles. The suspect was weaving in and out of traffic and running through red lights. Her joy ride finally… »8/27/15 11:45pm8/27/15 11:45pm

A Special Sneak Preview of Donald Trump's Debate Performance

The first prime-time Republican trainwreck is tonight on FOX News, and Jezebel has an exclusive sneak peek at Donald Trump’s performance. Insiders have told us that Trump was profoundly moved by Drake’s Meek-bashing OVO set, and found himself inspired to interpret it for tonight’s debate. »8/06/15 4:32pm8/06/15 4:32pm

Gavin Rossdale May Have Cheated With the Nanny Too, Is Very On-Trend

It’s a tale as old as time: man meets woman, man marries woman, woman gives birth to their children, man and woman stay together for over a decade, woman gets a job on The Voice, woman loses job on The Voice, man is mostly forgotten by the public apart from the occasional Bush concert or comment about his eternal good… »8/04/15 10:00am8/04/15 10:00am