What a Time to Be Alive: Jezebel's 67th Emmys Liveblog, Forever

Here we are, on the biggest night in the entire world and/or since last night: the 67th Annual Primetime Emmys. Will they be as shitshow as last year’s, or will they be an even shittiershow? Maybe all of that! The Jezebel staff will be exploring these and more important questions all night in our liveblog, sponsored… »9/20/15 7:40pm9/20/15 7:40pm

Drake Got So Upset When the DJ Played the Wrong Drake Song at Serena’s Fashion Show

Drake is sad. Some of his music was played during Serena Williams’s fashion show Tuesday, but the DJ messed up and played the wrong version of “Back to Back.” Out of respect for his girlfriend (as well as Anna Wintour), Aubrey had requested that the clean version be used, but the audience got the explicit one instead. »9/16/15 9:45am9/16/15 9:45am

This Spanish Version of 'Hotline Bling' Is Better Than Drake's

So, I heard that Miley Cyrus dropped a 23-track Soundcloud album inspired by that one time Wayne Coyne was her dog or something, and I just can’t wait to get to it—the whole thing doesn’t sound exhausting in the slightest—but first let me sneak in 15-20 listens of this Spanish remix of Drake’s terrific sadboy shuffle… »8/31/15 9:00am8/31/15 9:00am

Car Thief Leads Cops Through Chase, Then Dances to Future’s 'Where Ya At'

Sometimes when a song is so good, you can’t help yourself from showing off some moves, even if you’re running from the cops. On Wednesday night, a woman stole a car and was chased by police through downtown Los Angeles. The suspect was weaving in and out of traffic and running through red lights. Her joy ride finally… »8/27/15 11:45pm8/27/15 11:45pm

A Special Sneak Preview of Donald Trump's Debate Performance

The first prime-time Republican trainwreck is tonight on FOX News, and Jezebel has an exclusive sneak peek at Donald Trump’s performance. Insiders have told us that Trump was profoundly moved by Drake’s Meek-bashing OVO set, and found himself inspired to interpret it for tonight’s debate. »8/06/15 4:30pm8/06/15 4:30pm

Gavin Rossdale May Have Cheated With the Nanny Too, Is Very On-Trend

It’s a tale as old as time: man meets woman, man marries woman, woman gives birth to their children, man and woman stay together for over a decade, woman gets a job on The Voice, woman loses job on The Voice, man is mostly forgotten by the public apart from the occasional Bush concert or comment about his eternal good… »8/04/15 10:00am8/04/15 10:00am

Nicki Minaj's Pinkprint Tour Posits That We Are All Bad Bitches

“Where my bad bitches at?” asked Nicki Minaj, dressed in a gold bra, fringed hotpants, and matching knee boots that made her look like Artemis, Wonder Woman, and Flash Gordon all at once. “Are these niggas treating you right? First of all, you guys got motherfucking nerve; I’m gonna need you all to get on the floor… »7/27/15 12:55pm7/27/15 12:55pm

Drake Has Some Words For Meek Mill on New Single 'Charged Up'

Last night, Drake dropped “Charged Up”, the single is a direct response to Meek Mill’s insistence that the Degrassi star of our hearts hires a ghostwriter. Drake never mentions anyone by name (as you do), but some of the lyrics likely reference Meek Mill’s relationship with Nicki Minaj: “No woman ever had me star… »7/26/15 11:00am7/26/15 11:00am