Porn Producer Miley Cyrus Pulls Out of Porn Film Festival

It was reported yesterday that Disney's most famous tongue and its accompanying owner, Miley Cyrus, had submitted for consideration to the NYC Porn Film Festival an artistic short film called Tongue Tied—but now those reports are being refuted by her people, who are calling the whole thing a big misunderstanding. » 2/10/15 11:45pm 2/10/15 11:45pm

Australian Sperm Donation Site Gets Right To The Point

The homepage of Sperm Donors Australia gives dudes one really good reason for sharing their seed with the world. According to Reddit, this is a stock image of a man giving the thumbs up, so we really don't know what he was so excited about. But, there's still a good chance he was thinking about sperm donation when… » 2/21/11 2:45pm 2/21/11 2:45pm

Foreign Affairs: The Great Australian Sperm Shortage

Australia decreeing that sperm donors must be identifiable to their future offspring has meant a severe sperm shortage » 5/12/10 12:30pm 5/12/10 12:30pm in that country, as well as expensive imports from the U.S. Luckily, wants to do his part. Let's see, how many cliches about Australia can he get into one segment, with some penis-and-sperm jokes…