Porn Producer Miley Cyrus Pulls Out of Porn Film Festival

It was reported yesterday that Disney's most famous tongue and its accompanying owner, Miley Cyrus, had submitted for consideration to the NYC Porn Film Festival an artistic short film called Tongue Tied—but now those reports are being refuted by her people, who are calling the whole thing a big misunderstanding. » 2/10/15 11:45pm 2/10/15 11:45pm

Watch Justin Bieber and His Junk Get Spoofed on SNL

The jury's still out on whether or not whatever's in Justin Bieber's Calvins was blessed via "Photoshop lol"—but in the meantime, here's Kate McKinnon killing it as the Biebs and his (Possibly Padded) Mighty Big Wiener on SNL last night. » 1/18/15 2:10pm 1/18/15 2:10pm

Australian Sperm Donation Site Gets Right To The Point

The homepage of Sperm Donors Australia gives dudes one really good reason for sharing their seed with the world. According to Reddit, this is a stock image of a man giving the thumbs up, so we really don't know what he was so excited about. But, there's still a good chance he was thinking about sperm donation when… » 2/21/11 2:45pm 2/21/11 2:45pm

Cocksox Emphasize Penises, Celebrate Australia

It's Australia Day, and if you're still searching for party ideas, the Aussie brand Cocksox can help. Today it unveiled undies in "Carnivore," a leopard print, and "Woodstock," a paisley design, to help your man salute the land down under. » 1/26/11 12:34pm 1/26/11 12:34pm

Foreign Affairs: The Great Australian Sperm Shortage

Australia decreeing that sperm donors must be identifiable to their future offspring has meant a severe sperm shortage » 5/12/10 12:30pm 5/12/10 12:30pm in that country, as well as expensive imports from the U.S. Luckily, wants to do his part. Let's see, how many cliches about Australia can he get into one segment, with some penis-and-sperm jokes…

Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral

An Australian woman denies that practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio, led to an accident: "It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place..." » 10/13/09 12:20pm 10/13/09 12:20pm