Next time you find yourself in a possibly fatal situation where you have to throw up, don’t reach for the ipecac. Instead, simply drag your ailing body to the nearest computer and watch this clip of withered corpse Doug Hutchison talking about falling in love with his then-16-year-old wife, Courtney Stodden.
THANK YOU, GODDESS, FOR THIS GIFT. PR geniuses Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are back in the news after announcing they're un-canceling their tragic divorce and are re-engaged to be re-married. LONG LIVE DOURTNEY.
According to sources close to Miley Cyrus, she's written an apologetic "open letter" to ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. What does the open letter say? Back off, busybodies—that's between Miley and Liam!!! What part of "open letter" don't you understand!? In related news, I think it's about time the entire earth has a…
After two years of marital bliss, 19-year-old Courtney Stodden has split from her 53-year-old husband Doug Hutchison. People, people, I know this is hard, and I know what you're thinking: "Hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuggghhh, this bra iiiiiiiitches. Should I order cheesy bread or nachos? Wait...did I turn the space heater off?…
I have to admit, I do find something slightly compelling about the utter unselfconsciousness of Courtney Stodden, her royal footman Doug, and Dourtney, their dashing steed/fake son. If you take her at her word that she was not sold into child-marriage, the unselfconsciousness is not manufactured, and she is wholly…
It's true! It's true! It's happening and it's true and modern Briterature (SORRY) will never be the same. Britney Spears—our Brit Brit!—is currently in negotiations with Harper Collins to pen the next Great American Novel. One can only presume it has something to do with the Old Lady Who Drops It Into the Ocean at the…
It's a classic mistake! I can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally phoned my dad at 4 am to let him know that my mom was the devil and that she'd kidnapped me in a cocaine-fueled rampage and that he should call the police—only to realized later that my mom was actually just catching up on Reader's Digest…
Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter.
