Miley's 'Open Letter' to Liam Hemsworth: 'Sorry for Acting So Mad'

According to sources close to Miley Cyrus, she's written an apologetic "open letter" to ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. What does the open letter say? Back off, busybodies—that's between Miley and Liam!!! What part of "open letter" don't you understand!? In related news, I think it's about time the entire earth has a… »11/05/13 8:25pm11/05/13 8:25pm

RIP, Dourtney: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Call It Quits

After two years of marital bliss, 19-year-old Courtney Stodden has split from her 53-year-old husband Doug Hutchison. People, people, I know this is hard, and I know what you're thinking: "Hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuggghhh, this bra iiiiiiiitches. Should I order cheesy bread or nachos? Wait...did I turn the space heater off?… »11/01/13 8:00pm11/01/13 8:00pm

Courtney Stodden Releases Compelling PSA About Not Becoming Courtney Stodden

I have to admit, I do find something slightly compelling about the utter unselfconsciousness of Courtney Stodden, her royal footman Doug, and Dourtney, their dashing steed/fake son. If you take her at her word that she was not sold into child-marriage, the unselfconsciousness is not manufactured, and she is wholly… »2/19/13 7:40pm2/19/13 7:40pm

Today in Things I Couldn't Even Make Up, Britney Spears Is Writing a Novel

It's true! It's true! It's happening and it's true and modern Briterature (SORRY) will never be the same. Britney Spearsour Brit Brit!—is currently in negotiations with Harper Collins to pen the next Great American Novel. One can only presume it has something to do with the Old Lady Who Drops It Into the Ocean at the… »11/05/12 8:30pm11/05/12 8:30pm

Whoops, Says Lindsay Lohan—My Mom Totally WASN'T on Cocaine and It's Actually My DAD I Hate

It's a classic mistake! I can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally phoned my dad at 4 am to let him know that my mom was the devil and that she'd kidnapped me in a cocaine-fueled rampage and that he should call the police—only to realized later that my mom was actually just catching up on Reader's Digest… »10/11/12 8:45pm10/11/12 8:45pm

In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked Pot In Her Car

Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter. »9/13/12 9:00am9/13/12 9:00am