Doritos Will Hopefully Feature an Adorably Murderous Goat in One of Its…

It's January, which means that you get to spend the next few weeks huddled over a space heater waiting for Super Bowl Sunday to descend on you like an unholy, Pepsi-sponsored carrion bird. Super Bowl commercials have achieved their own level of notoriety in the American media landscape, and the economic health of… » 1/06/13 3:00pm 1/06/13 3:00pm

"Why Are Lesbians Often Fatter Than Straight Women?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 9/05/08 7:00pm 9/05/08 7:00pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, , the Piper to my Trig, helps me answer questions about ejaculate, 16-year-old boys, and air-humping. Got a burning…

The Hills: Lo Is Still Our Favorite Bitch


While we enjoy the PR spectacle of Heidi and Spencer in everyday life, the Bolthouse drama and the "You're choosing work over me" storyline they have going on The Hills is so fake and annoying. Letting them be their normal cheesy selves would be so much more entertaining. Thankfully Lauren's friend Lo keeps it real —… » 10/23/07 11:00am 10/23/07 11:00am

Missy Elliott Is The New Face Of Doritos


We were psyched to see this new Doritos commercial because first of all, it's for Doritos Collisions (two flavors in one bag!). Secondly, the company's new spokesperson is Missy Elliott, who makes a far better (and more believable) Doritos Girl than Ali Landry. (Remember that flash in the pan?) Anyway, Doritos +… » 9/24/07 7:30pm 9/24/07 7:30pm

Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love

The View is back! The View is back! I couldn't be more excited. Pass me the Astroglide, because I think I just grew a dick and I wanna stick it in a man's anus—that's how wonderfully gay the lineup was all week on our favorite morning gab fest. Joan Rivers! Jackie Collins! Mary Tyler Moore! Mario Cantone! Plus, Oprah… » 7/13/07 3:30pm 7/13/07 3:30pm