Who Here Is Embarrassed by the Person They Lost Their Virginity To?

Breaking: Brooke Shields lost her virginity to Dean Cain. With this as our emotional mooring, let's all take a minute and now think about who we lost our virginity to. How mortifying is the memory, on a scale of 1 to 10 billion? » 12/11/14 3:10pm 12/11/14 3:10pm

Adorable Donut Thief Just Can't Get Her Story Straight

Well, well, well. This little girl Tiffany was just caught red-handed stealing a donut from that "donut thing." Not to worry though—she has a perfect alibi. And that is that she did everything right, and she was in time-out, and it was Daddy who took it out, and then (her brother) Miles took it out, and she was… » 6/28/14 12:30pm 6/28/14 12:30pm

Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Make a Pile of Donuts

The Glitter Guide is a lifestyle blog for pastel humans with monogrammed stationery and actively maintained, intimidatingly comprehensive Pinterest boards. It's also my go-to spot for getting great recipes like this one for "Donut Cake," which is literally just a pile of donuts that comes with a set of instructions.… » 6/16/14 1:40pm 6/16/14 1:40pm

Sigh: Sugary, Starchy, Delicious Food May Cause Endometrial Cancer

Cookies, donuts, cake, white bread—you know, what makes food worth eating and life worth living—are linked to an increased risk for endometrial cancer, according to a new report. Additionally, researchers reinforced that obesity is probably the biggest cause of cancer. » 9/11/13 12:20pm 9/11/13 12:20pm

The World Is Getting a Show About Donuts Because It's What We Deserve

The Cooking Channel's Donut Showdown pits professional donut makers against each other, cruller v. cruller, for a $10,000 prize. It sounds like a direct rip-off of Cupcake Wars, but who cares? Donuts > cupcakes, and everyone knows that. » 6/19/13 11:30am 6/19/13 11:30am

I Ate a Donut Because I Was Sad and Other Lessons About Emotional Eating

Ladies, do you eat when you're happy? Do you eat when you're sad? Do you eat when you're feeling good? And do you eat when you're feeling bad? If you eat when you're having an emotion, then you are an emotional eater! And if you aren't, then you are probably reading this from beyond the grave and I'm sorry/AWESOME YOU… » 10/05/12 11:30am 10/05/12 11:30am

Kathy Griffin Strips Down To Her Underwear, Gives Anderson Cooper A…

Good old unpredictable Kathy Griffin. There she was shooting the shit with her pal Anderson Cooper during his New Year's Eve coverage in Times Square, when suddenly she was down to just her bra and underwear. Though her behavior didn't seem to surprise Anderson in the least, it certainly did embarrass him. » 1/01/12 1:55pm 1/01/12 1:55pm

A Runoff Election For The Next "It" Sweet

Our recent poll to determine the next "it" sweet merely showed how narrow-minded we were. Your many delicious write-in candidates have revealed the error of our ways — and necessitated a runoff. » 6/23/10 12:20pm 6/23/10 12:20pm

Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"

On last night's episode, a 4-year-old girl was in a sexy cop costume, the back of which said, "bad cop, no donut." The mom's explanation of it was way more inappropriate: somehow "donut" is a synonym for "vagina." » 8/27/09 8:00pm 8/27/09 8:00pm

The Religious Right Comes Down On Krispy Kreme

The American Life League has finally discovered the secret, immoral ingredient that makes Krispy Kreme doughnuts so very addictive: fetuses. And they are not happy. » 1/15/09 4:20pm 1/15/09 4:20pm

Since we're sure as hell not going to be dieting anytime soon, we thought we would just casually mention a new study that shows women on a low-fat diet manage to reduce their risk of ovarian cancer. Fuck. Oh wait, post-menopausal women? Phew. [NYT] » 10/30/07 5:45pm 10/30/07 5:45pm

End of Days: Electric Orgasms, Donuts & Dream