Would You Buy a $150 Patrón Donut? (What If You Were Really Hungry?)
This is a donut that cost $150 because it’s topped with edible platinum and Patrón frosting. Mmmm, money.
Man Dies After Krispy Kreme Race Requiring Runners to Eat 12 Donuts in 5 Miles
A man in Raleigh, North Carolina died after experiencing chest pains during a race that involves eating Krispy Kreme donuts.
Licking Doughnuts Really Taught Ariana Grande A Lot About Life
Two months ago Ariana Grande was just a doughnut-licking America-hating pop star. In case you’ve forgotten the scandal of the summer, the 22-year-old was caught on video licking a doughnut at a California shop while she whispered, “I fucking hate America.”
The Po-Po Is Investigating Ariana Grande's Donut Licking
Ariana Grande might soon rue the day she ever set her tongue on one of those innocent donuts.
Ariana Grande Actually Loves America, Still Hates Donuts
Ariana Grande, for some reason, felt the need to apologize for saying she hates America. But she’s apparently not sorry for licking that donut.
Who Here Is Embarrassed by the Person They Lost Their Virginity To?
Breaking: Brooke Shields lost her virginity to Dean Cain. With this as our emotional mooring, let's all take a minute and now think about who we lost our virginity to. How mortifying is the memory, on a scale of 1 to 10 billion?
Krispy Kreme Is Selling Ghostbusters Donuts
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Ghostbusters, Krispy Kreme is offering special, limited edition donuts inspired by the movie.
Adorable Donut Thief Just Can't Get Her Story Straight
Well, well, well. This little girl Tiffany was just caught red-handed stealing a donut from that "donut thing." Not to worry though—she has a perfect alibi. And that is that she did everything right, and she was in time-out, and it was Daddy who took it out, and then (her brother) Miles took it out, and she was…
Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Make a Pile of Donuts
The Glitter Guide is a lifestyle blog for pastel humans with monogrammed stationery and actively maintained, intimidatingly comprehensive Pinterest boards. It's also my go-to spot for getting great recipes like this one for "Donut Cake," which is literally just a pile of donuts that comes with a set of instructions.…
Sigh: Sugary, Starchy, Delicious Food May Cause Endometrial Cancer
Cookies, donuts, cake, white bread—you know, what makes food worth eating and life worth living—are linked to an increased risk for endometrial cancer, according to a new report. Additionally, researchers reinforced that obesity is probably the biggest cause of cancer.
The World Is Getting a Show About Donuts Because It's What We Deserve
The Cooking Channel's Donut Showdown pits professional donut makers against each other, cruller v. cruller, for a $10,000 prize. It sounds like a direct rip-off of Cupcake Wars, but who cares? Donuts > cupcakes, and everyone knows that.
I Ate a Donut Because I Was Sad and Other Lessons About Emotional Eating
Ladies, do you eat when you're happy? Do you eat when you're sad? Do you eat when you're feeling good? And do you eat when you're feeling bad? If you eat when you're having an emotion, then you are an emotional eater! And if you aren't, then you are probably reading this from beyond the grave and I'm sorry/AWESOME YOU…
Kathy Griffin Strips Down To Her Underwear, Gives Anderson Cooper A Giggle Fit
Good old unpredictable Kathy Griffin. There she was shooting the shit with her pal Anderson Cooper during his New Year's Eve coverage in Times Square, when suddenly she was down to just her bra and underwear. Though her behavior didn't seem to surprise Anderson in the least, it certainly did embarrass him.
We Have Crowned The Next "It" Carbohydrate!
The results are in, and our "it" sweet poll has a surprising winner!
A Runoff Election For The Next "It" Sweet
Our recent poll to determine the next "it" sweet merely showed how narrow-minded we were. Your many delicious write-in candidates have revealed the error of our ways — and necessitated a runoff.
Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
On last night's episode, a 4-year-old girl was in a sexy cop costume, the back of which said, "bad cop, no donut." The mom's explanation of it was way more inappropriate: somehow "donut" is a synonym for "vagina."
The Religious Right Comes Down On Krispy Kreme
The American Life League has finally discovered the secret, immoral ingredient that makes Krispy Kreme doughnuts so very addictive: fetuses. And they are not happy.
End of Days: Electric Orgasms, Donuts & Dream
- Frigid female Woody Allen fans, take note! A North Carolina anesthesiologist says he's created the ultimate Orgasmatron: An implanted, remote-controlled device that stimulates a sweet spot on your spinal cord to help you get off. [Esquire]
- There's an obese, socially-retarded, Dan Aykroyd-looking, X-Files obsessed…
