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Rosie O'Donnell Appoints Herself Boss of Lindsay Lohan, Says She Sucks Too Much to Be Liz Taylor

While appearing on the Today Show's lame "The Professionals" segment this morning, Rosie O'Donnell took it upon herself to become a "professional" bossypants. She declared Lindsay Lohan unfit to work and called her a terrible choice to play Elizabeth Taylor. Who knew Rosie was such a passionate anti-Lohanite?

Donny Deutsch Says Sarah Palin Is The "Feminist Ideal" Because She Put A Skirt On

Donny Deutsch was on CNBC yesterday, running his mouth off about why Sarah Palin is so great. Spoiler alert: It has nothing to do with any of her accomplishments or credentials. Instead, the ad exec thinks that she's selling herself to the American public in a brilliant way. Sure, he's a marketing genius but where the…