U.S. Can't Have a Lady President Until Al Qaeda Does, Says Douchey Man

Have you watched a man dig a hole with his mouth and then jump in and try to dig himself out (also with his mouth) this morning? If not, I encourage you to check out Donny Deutsch on Morning Joe explaining to Mika Brzezinski, Kathleen Parker, and Alex Wagner why a woman can't be the President until every other… »8/14/13 1:10pm8/14/13 1:10pm


Rosie O'Donnell Appoints Herself Boss of Lindsay Lohan, Says She Sucks Too Much to Be Liz Taylor

While appearing on the Today Show's lame "The Professionals" segment this morning, Rosie O'Donnell took it upon herself to become a "professional" bossypants. She declared Lindsay Lohan unfit to work and called her a terrible choice to play Elizabeth Taylor. Who knew Rosie was such a passionate anti-Lohanite? »4/24/12 8:00pm4/24/12 8:00pm

Nancy Snyderman: If You Have A Sugar Daddy, You Must Be A Hooker

Earlier this morning the Today Show ran a segments where they brought in "experts" to weigh in on some of the "hottest headlines." Star Jones, Donny Deutsch, and Dr. Nancy Snyderman (you know, the one who called Mommyrexia an "obnoxious, Upper East Side, white girl problem") showed up, so we assume the real experts… »8/04/11 11:30am8/04/11 11:30am

Donny Deutsch Says Sarah Palin Is The "Feminist Ideal" Because She Put A Skirt On

Donny Deutsch was on CNBC yesterday, running his mouth off about why Sarah Palin is so great. Spoiler alert: It has nothing to do with any of her accomplishments or credentials. Instead, the ad exec thinks that she's selling herself to the American public in a brilliant way. Sure, he's a marketing genius but where the… »9/05/08 5:00pm9/05/08 5:00pm