You know what bothers me more than the wedding picture as profile pic? The baby picture as profile pic. Seriously, I suddenly feel like all of my old high school friends have been replace by 18 month olds.
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): The word "occasionally" leads me to believe that you at least swap out the pictures on a semi-regular basis, and therefore I approve. (There might also be a bit of bitterness because I can't use a cat picture as my profile, because the taunting would never end.)
@RisaPlata: Very true, I do swap it out frequently. I think I've only used 3 puppeh avatars in the past year. It's usually a picture of me, the Yankees logo, or, uh, once in a while Ewan McGregor.
@Annabellie: How long is okay to use the wedding profile picture, because it's just such a good picture... It's the only time I've ever had my hair and makeup professionally done... Does it make it better that my husband isn't in it?
@Annabellie: There was a similar post to this on STFU, Parents. The guy was complaining that he looked like a pedophile since he was friends with a bunch of toddlers.
I am unsure why Emmy Rossum put "butt scan" in quotation marks. Or why it took her 90 minutes to decide not to do it. Who stands at a copier for 90 minutes?
no audrina, rick warren is not "the best". he's not even close. he's a money hungry fake who supports the execution of gays in uganda. fashion tip - your sheep suit makes you look fat.
Because I was baptized in Disney (like many of you), every time I see that kid I think of Lambert the Sheepish Lion. And I will be damned if his theme song doesn't get stuck in my head.
@TransFat: Is there a place to buy this movie? I recorded an episode of "Full House" over it when I was little and my dad is still crazy bitter about it. It would make his Christmas if I could find Lambert!! The Sheepish Lion, Laaaambert...
Wait, Jayde Nicole, I'm confused... You aren't attending and event that your significant other is attending because someone completely unrelated to your relationship told you not to? ...In order to make it appear to teenagers that your S.O. is available? Really? And this doesn't make you want to cry it's so stupid?
It makes me want to break up with Mr. Bromance for her; I don't know what kind of money it takes to buy my dignity, but it's definitely more than they're giving her.
@lemoner: Did you hear that the dude who writes shitmydadsays got a book and television deal? I hope they don't subtract the awesome when adapting it...
@CollegeCamel: That's how I found out about this twitter! And I was like... why have I not been reading you all this time??? I'm curious what the tv show will be about -- like an updated All In The Family?
I hope his book is similar, in a sense, to Me Talk Pretty One Day. That book always makes me laugh out loud.
@kate!: I think that's the part ofher standup that makes me cringe the most. But her show is pretty funny sometimes. The episode where she gets high on cough syrup is a classic!
I typed Paris' twitpic link into my browser. I am surprised/disappointed the horse wasn't the sort covered in pearlized paint and glitter or have a rainbow mane.
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...Okay, okay, I'll switch it out.
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But really, doesn't she have underlings to do her 90 minutes worth of photocopying for her?
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It makes me want to break up with Mr. Bromance for her; I don't know what kind of money it takes to buy my dignity, but it's definitely more than they're giving her.
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I spent a good 20 minutes trying to stifle my laughter in my office this afternoon.
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I like Shit my dad says.
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I hope his book is similar, in a sense, to Me Talk Pretty One Day. That book always makes me laugh out loud.
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Also, do NOT let Paris near any more animals. I mean, where the fuck is PETA when you need them!!??
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