These Donnie Loves Jenny Ads Are Offensive to Romance Novels

The show you didn't want, the show you actually pleaded A&E not to make, the show you're screaming about right now, Donnie Loves Jenny, premieres tonight. In anticipation, the network has released some ads making Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy look as though they're on the cover of some old romance novels. No. No.… »1/07/15 1:00pm1/07/15 1:00pm

Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare

Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted. »7/14/14 8:00pm7/14/14 8:00pm

Woman Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping Starred In Porn

Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world, is back in the headlines this morning. Some place called (where you can probably get the latest E.M.Forster adaptions)* is claiming they shot a pornographic video with her before she became mega Internet famous. »11/16/13 11:30am11/16/13 11:30am

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Are Dating. Like, Each Other.

So, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg spent the 4th of July together (with Jonathan Knight and his boyfriend HARLEY!!!) and word on the street is that they are officially official. Like, as in, penis-in-vagina-probably. Late at night, in the witching hour, when the world feels like it's closing in, Jenny buries her… »7/12/13 8:30pm7/12/13 8:30pm