An Abridged History Of Video Game Dicks

Mom and Teens Vandalize High School Football Field with Giant Dick

There are only two things that could get me to care about high school football. One is an episode of Friday Night Lights. Two is a group of real life vandals who sneak onto a high school football field and burn a giant dick into the grass with weed killer. Friday Night Lights is sadly over, but the story of the… » 9/15/14 11:50am 9/15/14 11:50am

These Giant Quilted Polyester Penises Are the Highest Form of Art

There are a lot of people with abysmal ideas panhandling via Kickstarter. And then there's Holly Stewart, who used the platform to raise money to support her art, which is making enormous quilted polyester penises. Art dongs. Hand-crafted wangs. » 9/05/14 1:50pm 9/05/14 1:50pm

Men With Bigger Penises Are More Likely to Get Cheated on, Study Says

A study of 545 straight married couples—which charted each partner's estimate of the male partner's penis size and interviewed each privately about their relationship—found that every inch of penis length "increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times." In… » 4/28/14 4:10pm 4/28/14 4:10pm

​SNL's International Nasty Girls Sight-See 'Dongs All Over The World'

Anna Kendrick hosted a delightful and highly musical episode of Saturday Night Live yesterday. But most importantly, SNL's ladies are back with a follow-up poppy hit after '(Do It On My) Twin Bed.' This time the International Nasty Girls (and Icona Pop!) are taking a trip to see and do 'Dongs All Over The World,'… » 4/06/14 12:30pm 4/06/14 12:30pm

Female HBO Viewers Demand More Dong

Breast enthusiasts can always rely on HBO's primetime programming to deliver all sorts of boobie shots — top boob. Underboob. Side boob. Areolas of all shapes and sizes. Nip slips. Bouncing boobs. Still boobs. Boobs just, kinda hanging out in the background. One boob, two boobs, red boobs, blue boobs. But male actors… » 8/14/13 5:30pm 8/14/13 5:30pm

Michigan Frat Bros Create Tenuous Excuse to Send Semi-Nude Pics of…

Oh, dudes' weens. We all know they exist, but don't you wish they'd be a little more proactive about showing themselves to you? Like, I shouldn't have to ask—you should just put it in my face forthwith. Luckily, THE GREEK SYSTEM IS HERE. » 2/18/13 3:35pm 2/18/13 3:35pm

Wow, One Of You Beautiful Babies Sent Me In A Picture Of A Dude's Dick…

I won't show the whole thing because I've been instructed that some of those photos are inappropriate for your delicate sensibilities. However, the email is harsh enough that it deserves a mention. Thanks, R. » 7/05/10 4:15pm 7/05/10 4:15pm

Crowdsourcing: Is It Okay To Send You A Cellphone Picture Of My Cock?

Most of my "job" over at Deadspin for the last year has been covering the alarming amount of athletes who send pictures of their shlongs to female acquaintances. These pseudo-relationships usually end and then the girl posts them online. » 7/05/10 3:45pm 7/05/10 3:45pm