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The One Thing That Bugged Trump About the Debate Was the Miss Universe Stuff, Because She Really Was Fat

Donald Trump, a soggy cracker spread with spoiled shrimp compote, said and sniffed more crazy things at the debate on Monday than can be summed up in this opening sentence. Towards the end, after a long gurgling hork about Hillary Clinton’s “temperament,” she reminded him that actually he had been talking about her…

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