​Rihanna and Drake Are Back Together For Real This Time (Again)

Rihanna and the loneliest boy in Canada, Drake are officially a thing. The two mononyms have been "virtually inseparable" as Drake's been touring around in Europe. I am a fan of this news. Honestly, did anybody else get the feeling that Drake's latest album "Nothing was the Same" was basically one 15-track booty call to… » 3/16/14 11:30am 3/16/14 11:30am

Miss USA Hopeful Sues After Pageant Recruiter Requests Blow Jobs

In March, Jezebel exclusively reported on the dirty dealings behind the scenes of Donald Trump's Miss USA pageant — specifically the organization's involvement with one recruiter who is, by all accounts and allegations, a sexual predator and scam artist. Eight months later, one of the victims we spoke with, Ashleigh… » 12/02/13 4:30pm 12/02/13 4:30pm

DIY Casting of the Next Celebrity Apprentice: 10 Nutty Dream Teams

NBC has not listed Celebrity Apprentice on its 2013 - 2014 schedule because the show has not officially been picked up for another season. According to network executives at the TCA press tour last month, it's because they are having difficulty with casting. But seriously, how hard can it be? We came up with 10… » 8/26/13 3:50pm 8/26/13 3:50pm

Miley Cyrus Is 'Fine' with Parents' Split but Worried About Her Sister

There's something so uniquely sad about the parents of adult children getting divorced. I know it's not more sad or less sad than parents of little kids splitting up—life isn't a sad contest—but transitioning into independence is hard enough without having the foundation you're leaving behind fall apart too. Miley… » 6/14/13 8:30pm 6/14/13 8:30pm

Lindsay Lohan is 'Happy' in Rehab, Says Totally Credible Source Dina…

Okay...so...Lindsay Lohan is definitely officially in rehab now, right? Inside of the rehab building, doing the rehabbing as we speak? Has our long national daymare finally come to an end? (Spoiler: lol, no.) Based on a quick glance at my What Lindsay Lohan Is Doing Right Now Reliability Matrix, there is a 67% chance… » 5/03/13 8:00pm 5/03/13 8:00pm

Donald Trump Is a Garbage Monster Who Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

Once upon a time, some idiot dog ate a whole tub of orange frosting and shat out the oiliest, hottest, most vile and rank semi-firm orange turd the world had ever seen. The turd fell into a pile of pubes recently shaved off the ballsack of a racist necromancer, and their lingering scrotal enchantments brought the turd… » 4/24/13 8:20pm 4/24/13 8:20pm

Here's Conan O'Brien's Awesome Parody of 'Reasons My Son Is Crying.' DROPS…

When I clicked on this link, I didn't expect to fall in love. Oh, okay, another disposable Tumblr parody—this one is Conan O'Brien's "Reasons My Talk Show Host Is Crying," a riff on America's current sweetheart "Reasons My Son Is Crying"—do I really need that? I will not be manipulated by your cynical corporate riffing,… » 4/12/13 8:00pm 4/12/13 8:00pm

Topless Photos and Assless Chaps: The Hypocrisy of Miss USA's Code of…

Donald Trump's Miss Universe Organization, which operates the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, draws viewers with sexy beauty queens in teeny bikinis. But titleholders are publicly chastised by Trump himself and sometimes lose their crowns altogether if they fail to reach "the highest ethical and moral standards"… » 4/01/13 4:30pm 4/01/13 4:30pm

Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future… » 3/06/13 9:00am 3/06/13 9:00am

Zosia Mamet Is the 'Keeper of the Rape Jokes' on the Set of Her New Play

Girls's Zosia Mamet is currently starring in an off-Broadway play about a "murky rape accusation," and behind the scenes she has been dubbed the "keeper of the rape jokes." Because, of course, you always need rape jokes to "let off some steam," and you always need a lady around to tell everyone else whether or not they… » 2/20/13 8:00pm 2/20/13 8:00pm

Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?

IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when… » 2/05/13 9:00am 2/05/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Might Have Stolen Elizabeth Taylor's Treasured Magic…

If this item is true, my mouth is going to turn into a perfectly cylindrical firehose of barf and not stop super-soaking everything I behold until approximately 2018 (or I die of a Vitamin Barf deficiency—whichever comes first). Apparently, during the filming of Liz & Dick, Lindsay Lohan made the acquaintance of » 1/09/13 8:00pm 1/09/13 8:00pm