Dakota Johnson, unhappy star of Fifty Shades of Grey was likely relieved when the media stopped asking her about co-star Jamie Dornan and asked her about her famous parents instead. The offspring of '80s power couple Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson told USA Today:

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…

Much the same way that the coal-eyed Ted Danson has been rumored to have a preternaturally enormous penis, there were many whispers that Don Johnson, another 80s symbol for male virility, also boasted quite a large penis. Those rumors about Johnson's mega-dick abounded until a recent heart-to-heart with Rolling Stone,…

Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did:

• Radar has released another section of the Mel Gibson tape in which Oksana Grigorieva asks him why he hit her in the face while she was holding their baby. He replies, "You fucking deserved it."

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard Mickey Brett might pen a tell-all or sell a TV show based on his life working for the A-list couple.