Bonham Carter is an inspired choice for Taylor, and Burton will no doubt be perfectly played by Jimmy McNulty Dominic West. The movie will revolve around Liz and Dick's 1983 Broadway revival of Noel Coward's play Private Lives. If you'd like a little history on the intense, fascinating relationship between Taylor and…

Ugh, poor Rosie O'Donnell. Apparently her fiancee Michelle Rounds is suffering from something called a desmoid tumor, so Rosie took to the internet to get ahead of the story "b4 the tabloids run it." Her preferred delivery system? Free-verse poetry. Obv. Like ya do. Here's the poem:

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a…

In this excellent oral history of HBO's beloved seriesThe Wire, which premiered ten years ago this month, actress Deirdre Lovejoy, who played lawyer Rhonda Perlman, a high-ranking narcotics division attorney who slept with Detective Jimmy McNulty (Dominic West) a bunch, looked back fondly at the pair's first sex scene:

• Paris Hilton has been offered a deal in her cocaine arrest in which she would plead guilty to two misdemeanor charges and avoid jail time.

• In a new People interview, Elizabeth Edwards discusses John Edwards' cheating scandal, saying, "John's conduct through this whole thing was terrible and it makes people want him to pay for it."

• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

• More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:

• Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash: