Here's Dolly Parton Playing 'Yakety Sax' to Fix Your Entire Life

There's not much you can say about a Monday opened by the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision except: Well, balls to THAT. But luckily the deities have blessed us with this magnificent clip of Dolly Parton playing "Yakety Sax," the theme from The Benny Hill Show, on a small, bedazzled saxophone. » 6/30/14 6:30pm 6/30/14 6:30pm

You Have to See the House Dolly Parton Just Put On the Market

Dolly Parton is putting her California house on the market and it's a steal at 1.39 million. So if you've got that kind of cash laying around, you may want to head over to your nearest real estate agent and place a bid on this house, because this "whimiscally eclectic" (that sounds like a description of a Cirque show… » 5/17/14 2:37pm 5/17/14 2:37pm

​Kim Novak Calls Out the Haters with an Open Letter

Actress Kim Novak has finally decided to address the whole situation regarding the Oscars and the general mockery she received for showing up to present with Matthew McConaughey in a Facebook post. The 81-year-old veteran decided she was going to stop holding in her frustration and just let these bullies have it: » 4/20/14 11:30am 4/20/14 11:30am

Dolly Parton Was in a Car Accident, But Calm Down, SHE'S OKAY

Dolly Parton crashed her car a little bit, but Dolly Parton is okay. I repeat. DOLLY PARTON IS NOT IN DANGER. Ladies and gentlemen, as living, breathing, flesh-and-blooded animals, I realize that you get very upset when Dolly Parton faces any sort of peril—or even mild inconvenience—so I am deeply relieved to tell… » 10/21/13 8:40pm 10/21/13 8:40pm

Oh God Dolly Parton What Are You Doing?

Rapping. The woman who wrote "Jolene," "I Will Always Love You," several dead-baby jams in the early part of her career, and the rhythm of "9 to 5" on her nails, is turning a new musical corner and rapping. In a white afro. On the talk show of a woman who was once among the greatest rappers of her time. » 10/18/13 3:49pm 10/18/13 3:49pm