Somebody light up the sequin-covered Dolly siren: Vulture reports Ms. Parton has just signed a deal with NBC to work on not one but two family-friendly movies based on her "stories, songs, and inspiring life." Details are scarce but I don't need anything more than this to say gimme a date and I'm there. » 1/16/15 4:10pm 1/16/15 4:10pm

Today Show Cancels Amy Adams Because She Refused to Discuss Sony Hack 

Amy Adams was reportedly booted from a scheduled Today Show appearance on Monday for expressing discomfort about questions pertaining to the Sony hack. » 12/22/14 8:05pm 12/22/14 8:05pm

Like All of Us, Dolly Parton Can't Wait to See What She'll Do Next

In today's Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton gets inspired by her own brilliance, not everyone loved Intersteller apparently and even billionaires can't get out of jury duty. » 11/10/14 7:30pm 11/10/14 7:30pm

National Treasure Dolly Parton Releasing A Dance Album For The Gays

Dolly Parton, perfect human announced today that she may be working on a new album soon. Something more upbeat. Dancey. Gay. » 7/14/14 5:30pm 7/14/14 5:30pm

Carly Rae Jepsen Would Not Spend $25,000 on a Purse, Is Not Broke

In today's Tweet Beat, Carly Rae Jepsen will be rich forever because she knows how to save money, Miley Cyrus is being stalked by the paparazzi via drones and Dolly Parton offers to adopt a dog. » 7/07/14 7:30pm 7/07/14 7:30pm

Sean Hayes Turned Back Time With the Help of Hillary Clinton and Cher

In today's Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton is pleased, Richard Branson wore a tie even though he didn't want to and Sean Hayes has a strong #tbt. » 7/03/14 8:15pm 7/03/14 8:15pm

Here's Dolly Parton Playing 'Yakety Sax' to Fix Your Entire Life

There's not much you can say about a Monday opened by the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision except: Well, balls to THAT. But luckily the deities have blessed us with this magnificent clip of Dolly Parton playing "Yakety Sax," the theme from The Benny Hill Show, on a small, bedazzled saxophone. » 6/30/14 6:30pm 6/30/14 6:30pm

No, Scarlett Johansson Should Not Play Dolly Parton

For years, a biopic of Dolly Parton has been crawling over broken glass, attempting to escape development hell. Now it's come to our attention that somebody apparently thinks that Scarlett Johansson would be a great choice to play the country music legend. Let me stop you right there, Hollywood: No. » 5/27/14 10:45am 5/27/14 10:45am

You Have to See the House Dolly Parton Just Put On the Market

Dolly Parton is putting her California house on the market and it's a steal at 1.39 million. So if you've got that kind of cash laying around, you may want to head over to your nearest real estate agent and place a bid on this house, because this "whimiscally eclectic" (that sounds like a description of a Cirque show… » 5/17/14 2:37pm 5/17/14 2:37pm

Dolly Parton Made Jimmy Fallon Try on One of Her Wigs

Dolly Parton alert! Parton appeared on The Tonight Show Tuesday to discuss her world tour, growing up in the South and her famous collection of blonde wigs. » 5/14/14 10:00am 5/14/14 10:00am

Dolly Parton Admits That She Does Indeed Have Secret Tattoos

Well, it's not so secret anymore! Appearing on Today this morning, Dolly Parton was asked about the tattoos that were rumored to cover her breasts and arms and she came clean, saying, "I have a few, but they're mostly for my husband." » 5/13/14 10:40am 5/13/14 10:40am

Dolly Parton's Boobs and Arms Are Covered in Secret Tattoos

Can you remember the last time you saw Dolly Parton wear a sleeveless dress or strapless gown? It's been decades. That's because the country singer is covered in tattoos, which she's been weirdly secretive about. But we found some photographic evidence! » 5/09/14 4:30pm 5/09/14 4:30pm

​Kim Novak Calls Out the Haters with an Open Letter

Actress Kim Novak has finally decided to address the whole situation regarding the Oscars and the general mockery she received for showing up to present with Matthew McConaughey in a Facebook post. The 81-year-old veteran decided she was going to stop holding in her frustration and just let these bullies have it: » 4/20/14 11:30am 4/20/14 11:30am

Sunday Sign Off: Dolly Parton Is Probably Having a Great B-Day Party

Jealous much? Don't worry — Burt will be finished sneakin' around with Dolly Parton in plenty of time to provide you with your evening's worth of internet giggles. » 1/19/14 6:30pm 1/19/14 6:30pm

Dolly Parton Will Not Tell Miley Cyrus To Stop Doing Anything

Has anyone out there reading this on the Internet ever heard of this Miley Cyrus person? I think she may have been on the teevee a ways back. Well, she's mostly important because Dolly Parton is talking about her. » 11/03/13 11:30am 11/03/13 11:30am

Dolly Parton Was in a Car Accident, But Calm Down, SHE'S OKAY

Dolly Parton crashed her car a little bit, but Dolly Parton is okay. I repeat. DOLLY PARTON IS NOT IN DANGER. Ladies and gentlemen, as living, breathing, flesh-and-blooded animals, I realize that you get very upset when Dolly Parton faces any sort of peril—or even mild inconvenience—so I am deeply relieved to tell… » 10/21/13 8:40pm 10/21/13 8:40pm

Oh God Dolly Parton What Are You Doing?

Rapping. The woman who wrote "Jolene," "I Will Always Love You," several dead-baby jams in the early part of her career, and the rhythm of "9 to 5" on her nails, is turning a new musical corner and rapping. In a white afro. On the talk show of a woman who was once among the greatest rappers of her time. » 10/18/13 3:49pm 10/18/13 3:49pm