Just in case you were having a pleasant day and needed to be reminded that basically everything in the world is terrible and that life is a meaningless void from which none of us are able to truly escape, here's a story about a man who dug up dead girls, turned them into dolls and stuck music boxes into their ribcages.
In 1971, a toy called Baby Laugh-a-Lot was unleashed unto the world, to strike fear into the hearts of unsuspecting humans and hypnotise innocent little girls. Once in her thrall, unspeakable evil comes to all who hear her terrifying cackle. Be afraid.
An Indian woman displays a Barbie-like doll for sale at a market in Mumbai, India, Sunday, Sept. 9, 2012.(AP Photo/Rafiq Maqbool)
After introducing a much-anticipated 12-inch Steve Jobs doll, the company that designed it has said it will not to sell the figurine after all. Bummer. It looked awesome and even had the black turtleneck and could hold onto a tiny apple! The company, In Icons, had originally said that they'd bring the doll to market…
Who needs Barbie when you have your own homoerotic pal? Ken and Allan look really close. And really happy. Full image below.
One filmmaker set out to make a documentary about people who collect Lars and the Real Girl -style adult dolls. By the end, he owned 12 and had become a convert.