Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid…

A long, girthy survey about the sex lives of Americans has revealed that more a quarter of people in their teens and early 20's have not had sexual contact with anyone. Could this be the death knell of hilarious coming of age movies wherein a group of nerds attempts to get laid?

If you're trying to conceive, hot sex is the way to go. Five more minutes of activity for men produced 25 million more swimmers, and multiple orgasms for women increases the chance of conception. [Guardian]