If you live in a place like New York City where temperatures are over 90 degrees and humidity is set on “fuck...,” that means you probably stepped outside this morning and immejiately felt as if your body had been shrunken down and inserted atop the tongue of a person with deathly hot stank breath.

Thanks to a photo uploaded on Independence Day, many people now believe Kaley Cuoco, star of the improbably successful CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory, is a freedom-hating traitor.

In good news for animal lovers and slightly less good news for Leona Lewis’s pop career, the singer has released the very grammatically confusing “(We All Are) Looking For Home” in partnership with the organizations Stop Yulin Forever and the Vanderpump Dog Foundation. The “charity track” is meant to generate…

This dog looks like it kinda thinks all the other dogs around it are expending way too much energy.

A beautiful bitch named Bailey gave birth to 19 African Boerboel puppies in April, and I haven’t been this inspired by a dog since Air Bud scored the winning shot and helped keep a family together.

Your selfie is irrelevant.

The seniors of Monarch High School (aw) in Coconut Creek, Florida (aww) pulled off the near-impossible by staging a senior prank that’s both harmless (barring allergies and animal attacks) and entertaining: They turned their parking lot into a dog park. (AWWW.)

Amber Heard is guilty.

A male chihuahua with absolutely no time for anybody else’s bullshit led the California Highway Patrol on a high-speed chase across San Francisco’s Bay Bridge early Sunday morning, NBC Los Angeles reports.

In today’s Tweet Beat, I’m going to show you some Samoyeds. That’s it.

Cesar Millan, noted Dog Whisperer, is under investigation for animal cruelty after a dog he was training on his current Nat GEO WILD show Cesar 911 bit a pig until it bled.

Today was an ordinary day until what-dog.net came along. Now, today is a Great Day.

Two cross-breed dogs in the Flint, Michigan area have tested positive for lead toxicity, the Detroit Free Press reported. One is a pet and the other is a stray.

A North Dakota man named Scott Stockert has been arrested after police received a tip that he had traveled to Washington DC with the intention of kidnapping either Bo, the First Dog of the United States, or Sunny, his less powerful sister (The patriarchy at work, am I right?).

On January 4, experimental artist Laurie Anderson will perform music in Times Square at a decibel that only dogs can hear. This is not an audio malfunction, but a choice made by Anderson to finally give the dog concert that Times Square audiences have long been waiting for.

The entire world is bored as hell today because they’re seriously debating how a dog would wear pants if dogs wore pants.

After an eight-year-old boxer dog named Dylan died after being diagnosed with a brain tumor and suffering from cardiac arrest, his owners, a British couple named Laura Jacques and Richard Remde, decided to clone him. When Dylan died in June, the grieving couple began research on the cloning process, ultimately…

Here’s something to warm the cockles of your cold heart. A Missouri-based afterschool program for elementary students called Club HOPE organized a day where kids spent time reading books to shelter dogs. The story time session was created as an effort to help socialize the pups and prepare them for adoption.

Yup: Scientists managed to knock up a dog via in vitro fertilization, resulting in OMG PUPPIES!!!!!!