Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Birthday, Just About Loses His Shit

Remember Maymo that Clumsy Cabbage Thief? (How is that not a children's book yet?) Well, apparently it was the dog's birthday recently, and Maymo's owners decided to shower him with gifts: 100 balls. If it was my birthday, you know I'd be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone. … » 6/29/14 1:00pm 6/29/14 1:00pm

17 Dead Dogs Found in Kennel After Owner Claimed They All Ran Away

Well this is an absolutely horrific tale of things going from awful to dear god why. Last week, several people left their dogs in the care of an Arizona animal boarding home run by Todd Hughes, expecting their dogs to be well looked after. But on Friday, these owners, many of whom were out of town, received a… » 6/23/14 9:45am 6/23/14 9:45am

(Mostly) Raw Vegan Pacifist Pens Epic Passive-Aggressive Note

This note, unearthed by The Bold Italic, is pretty much the most perfect passive-aggressive note one can receive in their mailbox from a neighbor. It's got everything: humor, pathos, an antichrist symbol left on a doorstep, and a screaming match with a poodle. It's basically a Stephen Sondheim musical waiting to… » 6/20/14 12:05pm 6/20/14 12:05pm

Humans Impersonate Dogs Barking, Dogs Lose All Of Their Shit

The gentlemen who brought you the video of dogs being shown magic tricks (dogs have no time for them tricks, yo) have come up with a brilliant and new way to freak dogs out in a humane way: By barking at them. You'd think dogs wouldn't care, but these dogs freak the fuck out and it's hilarious. » 6/16/14 10:30pm 6/16/14 10:30pm

Blind Dog Ecstatic to See Family for the First Time after Eye Surgery

Oh my lantern, this is too cute. YouTuber Benjamin May's dog Duffy had gone blind (most likely having developed cataracts) after suffering from diabetes. But after his humans got his diabetes under control, the Irish Terrier qualified for eye surgery and underwent an operation to restore his sight. » 6/16/14 11:35am 6/16/14 11:35am

Cat People are More Intelligent than Dog People

In what is surely the most important and crucial scientific discovery of the 21st century (Higgs boson? MORE LIKE HIGGS BOZO LOL), new research has indicated that there is a pretty strong difference in personality between dog-lovers and cat-lovers. Namely, that cat people in general boast a higher intelligence than… » 5/31/14 12:30pm 5/31/14 12:30pm