No One Wears Hair Feathers Like Dog the Bounty Hunter Wears Hair…

The only person allowed to wear feathers in their hair is Dog the Bounty Hunter. His hair feathers are all things your hair feathers will never be, because you will never be as cool as the guy whose flowing golden mullet busts through the doors of shady convicts set to a soundtrack of power metal. You will never… » 4/19/13 5:15pm 4/19/13 5:15pm

James Franco Is Making a Movie About Lindsay Lohan, Because He Loves Us

Oh my gaaaaaaaahhhd. In the scheme of life-changingly delightful turns of phrase, "James Franco is making a movie about Lindsay Lohan" is right up there with "snow day," "SVU marathon," and "You've won free churros for life." According to a casting breakdown he posted, Franco is directing a feature about "the life of… » 8/14/12 9:00pm 8/14/12 9:00pm