Florida Woman Leaves Dog to Die As She Shops At Walmart for 13 Hours

There are a lot of things to take away from the story. The first is that there are people out there who are horrible and will leave their dogs to die of heat exhaustion as they shop for low-price goods at unbelievable discounts. The second is that there are people who will spend 13 hours in a Walmart. What is the… » 7/09/14 9:40am 7/09/14 9:40am

​Man Steals Dog, TV from Woman On First Date, Returns Items Days Later

Over the weekend, one poor woman went through quite the ordeal. Last Thursday night, a New Jersey woman went on a first date with a man she met online. Seems pretty normal, right? Well, she decided to bring him home, and while she had her back turned in another room, buddy took the opportunity to take off with not… » 4/20/14 5:30pm 4/20/14 5:30pm

Brooklyn Man Tattoos Dog, Wins 'Biggest Jackass' Award

I don't know who's the bigger problem here, the tattoo artist who surprised his dog with ink during her spleen surgery, or the unnamed veterinarian who allegedly allowed the inking. Either way, this is bad news all around, and the worst news is this: It's not yet illegal to tattoo your animal in New York. » 3/08/14 1:37pm 3/08/14 1:37pm

Squirrel Tries to Stash Its Nut Treasure in a Perplexed Dog

Theoretically, squirrels are cute and it'd be delightful to have a trained squirrel bustling around one's home, piling up nuts and candybars in a cool, dry little corner. Then again, squirrels seem like busybodies, don't they? They're always bustling and storing, finding new places to stuff what they think is… » 2/09/14 1:00pm 2/09/14 1:00pm

Elephant Is Kind of a Dick to Sleeping Dog, but in a Cute Way

A cursory viewing of this little instance of interspecies squee might lead you to incorrectly assume that Elephant and Dog are friends. They are not. Elephant is clearly fucking with Dog while Dog is trying to sleep, probably after a long day of work, probably because Elephant is shiftless and doesn’t have a job.… » 9/22/13 5:30pm 9/22/13 5:30pm

Bear, Dude, and Dog Make for an Adorably Talented Trio

Admittedly, the bear (a Russian circus bear) is the only truly talented member of the bunch, but that’s okay — for every performing trio, there can really be only one Beyoncé. I guess the trainer is pretty talented, too, for somehow teaching a bear how to play a trumpet better than my fourth-grade self ever could,… » 5/27/13 10:45pm 5/27/13 10:45pm