For the first time in six years, Doctor Who has enlisted a woman to write an episode. SIX. YEARS.

The Downton Abbey dog, Isis, might be written off because her name is the same as the bloody terrorist organization. The group famous for beheadings wasn’t around in the 1920s, when the series is set, but that hasn’t stopped other TV shows from editing their stories in favor of sensitivity.

After the premiere of the new Doctor Who, featuring a same-sex kiss between a humanoid lizard woman and her human wife, a handful of people complained to the UK's communications regulator. The regulator's reply, basically: Yeah, no one cares.

It took fifty years, but the world is finally getting a Doctor Who porno parody. It's called... long, tired sigh... "Doctor Whore — The XXX Parody." The teaser logo, as you can see, replaces the TARDIS with a shiny, jizzing dick.

Let's all speculate irrationally and draw a bunch of insane conclusions and make a fuckton of gifs about this random comment from Steven Moffat about possibly putting The Doctor on Sherlock!

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 23: Former 'Doctors' form the classic series 'Doctor Who' (L-R) Tom Baker (1974-1981), Peter Davison (1981-1984), Colin Baker (1984-1986), Sylvester McCoy (1987-1989, 1996) and current Doctor Matt Smith (2010-present) pose at the 'Doctor Who 50th Celebration' event in the ExCeL centre on…

This past Sunday, it was announced that actor Peter Capaldi will follow Matt Smith as the Twelfth Doctor in the long-running and much beloved series Doctor Who. The news has received mixed reception — Capaldi is a compelling actor with excellent comedic timing (to see for yourself, check out British series The Thick…

If you’re lagging behind in your Doctor Who viewing, you might not want to watch diminutive television critic Lindalee Rose’s review of “The Bells of Saint John” episode because, at a mere four years old, Lindalee has not yet learned the concept of SPOILER ALERT. It’s okay — she has plenty of time to hone her…

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Tuesday April 09, 2013. Matt Smith hangs from the Tardis as he and Jenna-Louise Coleman film scenes for 'Doctor Who' at Trafalgar Square in London. Photograph: © Palace Lee, PacificCoastNews.com

Sometimes-actress, always-perfectly-symmetrical-faced-human being Jessica Alba wrote a book called The Honest Life: Living Naturally and True to You. She is marketing it as "like GOOP, but for Poors like you and me."

In this week's TV roundup, Xena goes to Pawnee, love is dead on Glee and New Girl's Schmidt is the newest of the Romney boys.

The folks at Entertainment Weekly had Sesame Street's beloved Cookie Monster and Grover stop by their offices to express their jealousy over their coworker Elmo's recent foray into musicals. Never ones to dwell in petty envy, the two then decided to make a musical of their own by adapting pop culture favorites into…

Karen Gillan, the most recent companion on the beloved British series Doctor Who, first began watching Community after discovering the U.S. show's Doctor Who spoof Inspector Spacetime. Since then, she has become such a fan that she now wants a guest role on Community's final season.

Helen Mirren says: "I would like to play the new female Doctor Who. I don't want to just be his sidekick." I don't even watch and I can tell this is an excellent idea.

That's right folks, today is Doctor Who star Matt Smith's twenty-ninth birthday! Fans of the show will know that he's the youngest actor ever to play the role of the Doctor — I now know that he is a mere four months older than I am, meaning the next Doctor will probably be younger than me, meaning I am old (really…