Hm, What Might Donald Trump Mean When He Calls Debbie Wasserman Schultz 'Highly Neurotic'?

Great judgment-haver Donald Trump delivered another very presidential interview Monday, telling Breitbart News that Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is “crazy” and “highly neurotic.” Hmm... neurotic. Schultz. Neurotic. Whatever could be going on here? »11/02/15 3:15pm11/02/15 3:15pm


According to Men on Fox News, the DNC Is an 'Estrogen Cabal' 

The Daily Mail has revealed a shocking and vast left wing conspiracy: the Democratic National Committee is lead by a bunch of women. During an appearance on Fox News, Daily Mail political editor, David Martosko, called the DNC an “estrogen cabal,” in which powerful women have banded together to fix the presidential… »10/17/15 1:30pm10/17/15 1:30pm

Donald Trump Enters GOP Primary; DNC Responds By Burning Whole GOP Field

Today, Donald Trump—an ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back—entered the race for president, running as a Republican. The DNC promptly issued the following statement from press… »6/16/15 1:10pm6/16/15 1:10pm

Scott Walker: Forced Ultrasounds Are 'Just a Cool Thing Out There'

In a Friday interview with conservative talk radio host Dana Loesch, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker defended the state’s forced ultrasounds for people who want to get abortions, calling them “just a cool thing that’s out there.” Although “in here” would be more accurate, in that the procedure in early pregnancy, when… »5/27/15 5:30pm5/27/15 5:30pm

Democrats Make a Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Female Leaders

Late last week, the DNC announced the formation of the Democratic Women's Alliance, a new program they say will work to encourage women to enter and stay in politics. It's been promoted, unsurprisingly, as a big F.U. to the those he-man woman haters in the Republican Party, as if the Democrats are creating a new team… »10/28/13 12:30pm10/28/13 12:30pm

Rep. Joe Walsh Tells Diner Patrons that Sandra Fluke Really Ought to ‘Get a Job’

Illinois Rep. Joe Walsh, who a few weeks ago ruminated on why everyone was being so mean to Rep. Todd Akin, went on a self-described "rant" on Saturday about how outrageous he thought it was for Sandra Fluke to speak at the Democratic National Convention. As Walsh demagogued from his perch on top of a diner booth,… »9/09/12 1:00pm9/09/12 1:00pm

Some Idiot Asks Illinois Attn. Gen. Lisa Madigan Three Times If She Can Be a Mom and Be Governor at the Same Time

A lot of curious people in Illinois are wondering whether or not Attorney General Lisa Madigan will challenge Pat Quinn to an arm wrestling contest for the fancy governor's mansion and a lifetime supply of ice cream in 2014. A lot fewer people in Illinois are wondering whether Madigan can handle the trying job of… »9/07/12 12:10pm9/07/12 12:10pm

Sandra Fluke Gives the Romney/Ryan Ticket a Stern Talking-To

Sandra Fluke spoke at the Democratic National Convention tonight, and pretty much called Mitt Romney out for being a coward. In front of eeeevvvveryone. If she'd made her speech in a lunchroom with middle school Democrats on one side and middle school Republicans on another, there would have been a low, rumbling… »9/05/12 11:35pm9/05/12 11:35pm

Michelle Obama's Nails Are the Hit of the DNC

Closing out the first night of the Democratic National Convention with what everyone agrees was a "passionate" speech, first lady and noted fashion plate Michelle Obama set Twitter on fire over her greige nails, with people trying to guess what brand and shade she was wearing. Even political pundits and newsmen were… »9/05/12 11:10am9/05/12 11:10am

Nancy Pelosi Reassures Us That the GOP Platform Is a Constipated Mess of Inconsistencies

Nancy Pelosi, the Edward Teach to the GOP's fastidious merchant ships, answered some questions posed to her by Raw Story's Megan Carpentier about the major differences between the way the Democratic Party platform addresses women's issues vs. the Republican Party platform about what to do with the baby-making androids »9/05/12 9:30am9/05/12 9:30am

Madeleine Albright Can’t Fathom Why Any Woman Would Ever Vote for Mitt Romney

Former Secretary of State and Brand New Suits Madeleine Albright doesn't get the whole "vote for Mitt Romney" thing, and probably needs one of his many hip, young college-age supporters (no doubt tucking and re-tucking their Oxford shirts into their rain-gutter-cleaning dad jeans in anticipation of casting their votes… »9/04/12 9:15pm9/04/12 9:15pm

President Obama Gets the Stoner Endorsement in New Harold & Kumar DNC Ad

In a bold attempt at youth outreach, President Barack Obama has released a new ad for Live From Charlotte — a web-only show targeted towards young voters that with air live from the Democratic Convention — that features him making a very serious and important call to the show's host, none other than Harold & Kumar's… »9/04/12 10:20am9/04/12 10:20am

James Carville’s Daughter Has a Great Plan for Showing-Up Cardinal Timothy Dolan

Catholic jack-o-lantern Timothy Dolan is all set to speak at the Republican National Convention/Stripper Pledge Drive next week in Tampa, that is, if God doesn't smite the entire event with a biblically-themed hurricane. Dolan, a noted asshole about gay marriage and women's health, has been scheduled to offer the… »8/26/12 3:00pm8/26/12 3:00pm

Badass Maryland Governor Politely Tells Mitt Romney To STFU

Today, Mitt Romney is Romneying all over Maryland, probably doing awkward things like complimenting people on their oversized lava lamps, saying "y'all" and "cheesy grits," and suggesting that poor people should pay more for basic health care so that rich people can enjoy their constitutionally guaranteed yachts. But… »3/21/12 6:45pm3/21/12 6:45pm