Finally, A Movie That Tells The Truth About Crappy Male EDM DJs!

I am uncontainably excited for We Are Your Friends, the movie that Max “Catfish” Joseph temporarily left Catfish to film, leading to Nev’s demise. I am excited because based on the first trailer, the world of the shitty male EDM DJ is a strange plane with which Max is clearly intimately familiar, and I trust him to… »5/19/15 1:30pm5/19/15 1:30pm

Jubilee's 24-Hour Product Diary: What Does a Club DJ Wear to Work?

Let’s just start out by saying that my bathroom looks like a cosmetics counter exploded everywhere. This bathroom is inexplicable: I am usually in sweatpants and Nike slides, and I barely even wear make-up during the day, except for black liquid eyeliner which I have been wearing since before I could even drive a… »4/22/15 5:02pm4/22/15 5:02pm

Jennifer Aniston Is Done Answering Questions About Angelina Jolie

Entertainment Tonight seemed really disappointed that Jennifer Aniston didn't blow up and act like a 19th century hysteric when they asked her about Angelina Jolie. Aniston told my favorite television show, "I think that it's time people stop with that petty B.S. and just start celebrating great work and stop with… »1/17/15 10:15am1/17/15 10:15am

Exploitative DJ Turns His Poor Dog into a Record-Spinning Puppet

It seems pretty clear from this animal's deflated expression that spinning is pretty low on its list of favorite things to do, maybe right above "be dressed up in sports jerseys by master" and "vacuum cleaner wrestling." The DJ looks to have his fingers firmly in his dog's armpit, so all the poor thing is really… »2/12/12 3:45pm2/12/12 3:45pm