In today's Tweet Beat, Dita Von Teese, too, cannot stand that horrible amelodic Target ad that always comes on when one is innocently trying to watch The Bachelorette, Chris O'Dowd is turning into his dad, and Ryan Seacrest has yet another important question for the world.
Dita Von Teese Was an Adorable Blonde in High School
We're used to seeing Dita Von Teese as a raven-haired siren, so these pictures of her from her freshman and sophomore years at high school — when she was still named Heather Sweet — are slightly jarring. She was beautiful, of course, but now she's obviously found a look
Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback
It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to…
Dita Von Teese Sells Her Car on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos
Well, hello, fabulous Dita Von Teese and Dita Von Teese's fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard.
Dita Von Teese Models World's First 'Fully-Articulated' 3-D Printed Gown
First, it brought us the 3-Dildo
Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'
Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from ragging on professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Lena Dunham. After Girls co-star Jemima Kirke tipped Dunham off that Stern had called her "a little fat chick who sort of looks like Jonah Hill and keeps…
Burberry, for the Crinkly Candy Wrapper-Loving, Trouser-Eschewing…
More London Fashion week! Today the Burberry show was a quiet riot of luxe jewel tones, shiny, body-hugging frocks and trenches, as well as dresses in not-so-innocent lace. Even though there were vivid beetle shell hues and candy wrapper foil shirts, everything seemed really elegant and refined. But: There were some…
Reese Witherspoon Fine After False-Alarm Pregnancy Complications
After being rushed to the hospital Tuesday, and then again last night, über-enceinte Reese Witherspoon is still pregnant, but totally fine. However, Tuesday's visit involved "complications" with the pregnancy, according to the source, making Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth very nervous. The baby is due in September, and …
