Celebrate Hot Farts in Gorgeous Retro-Inspired Maternity Lingerie

Dita Von Teese is a gorgeous, well-considered, meticulously put together image of frilly, no-muss retro femininity. In spite of this, she has launched a maternity lingerie line as gorgeous and delicate as she is, and it will be perfect for all your hottest new mom farts. » 7/30/14 2:00pm 7/30/14 2:00pm

Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Welcome back to America's favorite Vanity Smurf K-hole. This week, Ian Smolderhotter is snuggling with animals, Lindsay Lohan is covered in blood and Nicki Minaj has some weird ideas about what cop uniforms look like. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. » 11/01/13 6:20pm 11/01/13 6:20pm

Rihanna Says She's a 'Square' Who Never Has Sex

Rihanna "Sex Plane" Lastname says that, despite her hard-partying image, she's recently become a "square" who spends most of her time folding her hankies and playing clothes-on cribbage. » 9/26/13 9:00pm 9/26/13 9:00pm

Dita Von Teese Is Bewildered by Television

In today's Tweet Beat, Dita Von Teese, too, cannot stand that horrible amelodic Target ad that always comes on when one is innocently trying to watch The Bachelorette, Chris O'Dowd is turning into his dad, and Ryan Seacrest has yet another important question for the world. » 6/13/13 7:30pm 6/13/13 7:30pm

Dita Von Teese Was an Adorable Blonde in High School

We're used to seeing Dita Von Teese as a raven-haired siren, so these pictures of her from her freshman and sophomore years at high school — when she was still named Heather Sweet — are slightly jarring. She was beautiful, of course, but now she's obviously found a look that really works for her. » 5/30/13 10:50am 5/30/13 10:50am

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

Dita Von Teese Models World's First 'Fully-Articulated' 3-D Printed Gown

First, it brought us the 3-Dildo. Now, the 3-D printer is delivering a crazy, sexy, cool gown from the future — and it is dope! » 3/13/13 9:30pm 3/13/13 9:30pm

Lena Dunham Proclaims Herself Not That Fat 'For Like, Detroit'

Professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Howard Stern has backtracked (not apologized, he clarifies) from ragging on professional semi-endearing obnoxious person Lena Dunham. After Girls co-star Jemima Kirke tipped Dunham off that Stern had called her "a little fat chick who sort of looks like Jonah Hill and keeps… » 1/17/13 9:00am 1/17/13 9:00am

Burberry, for the Crinkly Candy Wrapper-Loving, Trouser-Eschewing…

More London Fashion week! Today the Burberry show was a quiet riot of luxe jewel tones, shiny, body-hugging frocks and trenches, as well as dresses in not-so-innocent lace. Even though there were vivid beetle shell hues and candy wrapper foil shirts, everything seemed really elegant and refined. But: There were some… » 9/17/12 7:00pm 9/17/12 7:00pm

Reese Witherspoon Fine After False-Alarm Pregnancy Complications

After being rushed to the hospital Tuesday, and then again last night, über-enceinte Reese Witherspoon is still pregnant, but totally fine. However, Tuesday's visit involved "complications" with the pregnancy, according to the source, making Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth very nervous. The baby is due in September,… » 8/23/12 9:00am 8/23/12 9:00am

Nothing Can Stop Dita Von Teese From Transfixing You With Her Gaze

EGHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - JUNE 17: Dita Von Teese attends The Cartier Queen's Cup Final at Guards Polo Club on June 17, 2012 in Egham, England. (Photo by Stuart Wilson/Getty Images) » 6/17/12 10:15pm 6/17/12 10:15pm

Dita Von Teese Revises Her Shit List

In today's Tweet Beat, Dita Von Teese's shit list gets an update, Cher loves Chad Michaels, Larry King is still figuring it all out and Chuck D reminds us that he, too, once rocked the clock.
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Rhythm Is A (Naked) Dancer, Says Non-Judgmental Dita Von Teese

In an interview with The Rumpus yesterday, Dita Von Teese, arguably the most successful neo-burlesque performer in the world, was asked whether there were any forms of erotic performance that she considered degrading. Here's what she had to say: » 5/19/12 4:15pm 5/19/12 4:15pm

Dita Von Teese Gives the TSA More Than They Bargained For

In today's Tweet Beat, don't expect Dita Von Teese to dress down for air travel, Boy George is learning how to love, people are very rude to Nathan Fillion and Joan Rivers advertises a slice for a slice.
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George Michael Is Psyched About News Of The World Demise

Today in Tweet Beat, George Michael and other British celebs are delighted over the closing of Rupert Murdoch's tabloid. Plus, it's Thong Thursday. » 7/07/11 7:30pm 7/07/11 7:30pm