Walt Disney Was a Miserable Bastard Before Mickey Mouse

Most of us either know Walt Disney from the saccharine, gleeful television presentations he did in the 60s for Disney promotional specials (which aired non-stop in the 80s on the Disney Channel) or the overly-sanitized Tom Hanks characterization from Saving Mr. Banks. A new movie seeks to (sort of) dive beyond the… » 9/11/14 6:20pm Thursday 6:20pm

Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked

While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity. » 8/18/14 3:20pm 8/18/14 3:20pm

Hell Yes: The Director of Frozen Is Adapting A Wrinkle in Time

Great news if you've got a glasses-wearing, math-loving girl in your life: Jennifer Lee, the cowriter and director of Frozen, will be adapting beloved O.G. young-adult novel A Wrinkle in Time. You know, the one where pissy, mulish scientists' daughter Meg Murry goes skipping across space and time to find her missing… » 8/05/14 3:40pm 8/05/14 3:40pm

​Here's a Compilation of Disney Theme Park Characters Taking a Spill

Working at any Disney Park as a character must be a pretty insane experience, not that I would know first-hand (though some high school friends have done it and lived to tell the tale). Having to don a heavy costume and mask in hot weather, being bombarded by children, some of whom are diabolical enough to accuse you… » 7/27/14 5:04pm 7/27/14 5:04pm

Rejected Princesses: the Weirder Tales Disney will never do

We all know that Disney tends to soften those folk tales that they turn into movies, giving them happy endings, removing the less PG elements. However, there are some stories out there that are just a little too outrageous for even the House of Mouse, and there are quite of few of them that involve maidens. » 6/19/14 1:59pm 6/19/14 1:59pm

These Startling Photos Prove Disney Takes Photoshopping Too Far

While more and more companies use Photoshop less and less to make their models look perfect, one company refuses to let their leading ladies look anything less than perfect. That company is Disney, and some leaked photos show exactly how far the mouse will go to hide the truth about its princesses. Why do you continue… » 6/17/14 12:55am 6/17/14 12:55am

This Girl Looks Remarkably Like Elsa From Frozen

Anna Faith, a teenager from Florida, looks a lot like Elsa, the lonely snow queen from Disney's Frozen. In fact, she looks so much like Elsa that she and a pal don costumes and hire themselves out for events and visits to schools. Fans, please try not to bombard her with requests for adult birthday parties; knocking… » 6/13/14 10:20am 6/13/14 10:20am

This Disney-Themed Mural Is the Best Proposal You Will See This Week

Congratulations, everyone! We've hit another June which means that it's time to dust off our formal wear and head to wedding after glorious wedding where we will eat canapés (what is?) and hear about the magical proposal in 2-5 speeches given by the wedding party. Well, here's a proposal that is actually magical. » 6/05/14 11:30pm 6/05/14 11:30pm