Here It Is: Jezebel's Most Disgusting Story Of All Time
Here at Jezebel, we don't shy away from the gross or disturbing. Lately, however, we've (I've, to be honest) been failing you because as many point out, nothing will ever come close to The Pumpkin Seed Story, so in an effort to make your new year bright, here it is again in all of its goopy glory!
Massive 15 Tonne, Bus-Sized 'Fatberg' Found Lurking in London Sewers
The human capacity for creating unholy, squalid monstrosities is truly stupendous. And, everyone, I am not exaggerating when I say that we have a species have finally outdone ourselves: over in London, a group of humans has unwittingly created a private vacation island for the Rat King. It's absolutely revolting. …
People Don't Like Plastic In Their Sausages For Some Reason
While it's completely obnoxious to assume everyone can afford it, there is no bigger argument for seeking out farm-to-table sustenance than the recent spat of recalled foods. While the latest mass-produced recall snafu does not quite approximate the horror of the glass-sprinkled Lean Cuisines, it definitely stacks up…
Your Christmas Tree Is Infested with Something Called 'Bark Lice'
In "throw your tree out the window and burn all your possessions" news, it turns out the beloved Christmas Pine doubles as a half-way house for mites, moths, spiders, and something disgustingly named "bark lice". Puke/Shudder. This is giving the Christmas tree rash a run for its disgusting money.
Urban Outfitters Really Doesn't Want You to Know About Its Bed Bug Problem [Updated]
Want a free bed bug with your Urban Outfitters Navajo panties? Probably not. But if you shop at one Urban Outfitters in downtown Manhattan, you might not have a choice; the store has been dealing with the parasitic insects for months and refuses to take the issue seriously, even though two employees have confirmed…
Like Ice Cream? Then You'll Love These Delicious Beaver Anal Glands
Deep down, we all know that there are, shall we say, unsavory ingredients in many of the foods we so love to eat. (I am looking at you, Mr. McRib). But these past few weeks have been kind to our ability to maintain the illusion that what we eat is not filled with hair and bugs and spare animal parts. First, there was…
Horrible Person Kills a Democratic Campaign Manager's Cat and Scrawls 'Liberal' on Its Corpse
If all the disgusting and borderline (or outright) violent rhetoric that's been thrown around in politics lately hasn't been enough to disgust you, maybe this will be. Jacob Burris, campaign manager for Ken Aden, a Democrat who is running for Congress in Arkansas, came home last night to find his family's cat had…
Ke$ha's Holiday Video Is Literally Shitty
Ke$ha has posted a holiday message on YouTube that's equal parts disgusting and desperate, much like herself. High on our list of troubles we want out of sight in 2011: Ke$ha, and her quest to convince us she's authentically trashy.
We Have A Winner: The Grossest Story You'll Ever Read
After perusing hundreds of disgusting stories, we posted the top ten and created a poll. The votes are in! The winning story is a traumatizing tale of pain and embarrassment, with totally gross details and mesmerizing video.
High On The Bog
[Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales; August 31. Image via Getty]
To Catch A Predator: The "First Time," Every Time
I've noticed that, in this very popular show, Chris Hansen always manages to catch abusers during their very first attempts at trying to have sex with minors - "first" that is, according to the predators.

