Jim Carrey invoked the oft-abused "I can say whatever I want as long as I follow it with a 'just kidding' within 24 hours" clause in explaining his creepy video love letter to Emma Stone, admitting today that he was just joshing. Sort of.

Tweeted the Pet Detective-cum-serial beloved children's book-ruiner,

After a fairly difficult past few months, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have reunited to help their 13-year-old son who was injured in a boogie boarding accident on Sunday. He is currently being hospitalized in serious condition after suffering "a collapsed lung, broken bones and broken ribs."

After completing treatment for "emotional and physical issues" involving bulimia, anorexia, self-mutilation, depression and bipolar disorder in January, 18-year-old Demi Lovato says she is still recovering.

Sources are reporting that 18-year-old Demi Lovato may be dating 36-year-old Ryan Phillipe.

One of the greatest pop music love stories of the late '90s/early '00s has tragically come to an end.

Kate Hudson and Muse frontman Matt Bellamy swear they had a good reason for naming their son Bingham ‘Bing' Hawn:

If you can't trust hyper produced pop stars who always dress in outrageous costumes while singing songs about being the alpha female of the whole entire world, who can you trust? Nicki Minaj has been telling everyone that she was born in 1984, but according to data gathered from the police report filed after an…

David Arquette's mistress Jasmine Waltz, who has unfortunately been infected with a drug-resistant strain of Chronic Sexyface, might be pretending to be devastated by the fake accidental release of a tape featuring her and someone who is not even David Arquette doing grown up wrestling with each other.

According to sources, Arnold Schwarzenegger is planning a "summit" with ex-mistress Mildred Baena and their 13-year-old son Joseph.

Katy Perry has been "struck down" with food poisoning! How could this have happened???? Oh. She's actually a human being and not a cartoon. I guess that could be why.

Emma Watson became even more lovable today when she wept on the red carpet at the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square. Emma welled up as Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint talked about working together for the last decade or so, and was comforted by her co-stars. When Daniel said…

The gossip world is atwitter today because Jennifer Aniston referenced her split from Brad Pitt six years ago and managed to keep herself from weeping uncontrollably. During her Inside The Actors Studio interview with James Lipton, Aniston says she made the extremely courageous decision to film The Break-Up because,…

Charlie Sheen will be the subject of the next Comedy Central roast, because he's just a lovable scamp like Hugh Hefner, not a dude with serious problems. The trainwreck will film on September 10 and air on September 19. "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while," said Chuckles. "It's time…

ZOMG, Prince William and the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton are totally trying to have a baby!!! ... judging from some small talk Kate made with Canadians, that is. In Quebec local dad David Cheater awkwardly, "Wished her and William well with starting their own family." Kate replied, "Yes, I hope to." Then…

Supermodel Kate Moss wed Kills guitarist Jamie Hince at St. Peter's Church in Southrop, England today. Moss wore a dress designed by "long-time friend" John Galliano, while the equally fashionable groom wore a suit by Yves Saint Laurent. Apparently, it was quite the "wham bam rock n' roll marriage" —which isn't…

There's really nothing Nadya Suleman has said or done in the past three years that hasn't been disturbing, but this is particularly sad and awful: In an interview with In Touch, the mom of 14 says, "I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no…

Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen has allegedly been cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a news anchor at the Florida NBC affiliate WPTV, according to the National Enquirer. We generally doubt everything the tabloid says, and it's entirely possible this story was concocted solely because it makes an amusing headline.…

It seemed that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry were on better terms, but things turned nasty again today. In court today Halle accused Gabriel of violating their custody agreement and said she's concerned about his parenting skills. She claims that there was once an incident overseas when Gabriel neglected Nahla and put…

Most people would consider getting fired due to their increasingly bizarre antics a wake up call. For Charlie Sheen it's an opportunity for an even bigger payday. Chuckles has inked a deal with Lionsgate Television to create and star in a new sitcom. A source says, "Charlie's character will be very similar to the one…

Khloe Kardashian has posted a photo of sister Kim posing next to an x-ray photo of her own butt, thus confirming what no one previously believed: It's real, and it's fabulous.