Jim Carrey Was Totally Kidding About Being A Big Creep, You Guys

Jim Carrey invoked the oft-abused "I can say whatever I want as long as I follow it with a 'just kidding' within 24 hours" clause in explaining his creepy video love letter to Emma Stone, admitting today that he was just joshing. Sort of.

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Nicki Minaj Has Not Been Assaulted, Has Been Lying About Her Age

If you can't trust hyper produced pop stars who always dress in outrageous costumes while singing songs about being the alpha female of the whole entire world, who can you trust? Nicki Minaj has been telling everyone that she was born in 1984, but according to data gathered from the police report filed after an… » 7/13/11 8:16pm 7/13/11 8:16pm

David Arquette's Ex Mistress Totally Didn't Mean to Leak Sex Tape

David Arquette's mistress Jasmine Waltz, who has unfortunately been infected with a drug-resistant strain of Chronic Sexyface, might be pretending to be devastated by the fake accidental release of a tape featuring her and someone who is not even David Arquette doing grown up wrestling with each other. » 7/12/11 8:06pm 7/12/11 8:06pm

Emma Watson Breaks Down During Final Harry Potter Premiere

Emma Watson became even more lovable today when she wept on the red carpet at the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square. Emma welled up as Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint talked about working together for the last decade or so, and was comforted by her co-stars. When… » 7/07/11 8:06pm 7/07/11 8:06pm

Jennifer Aniston Says The Break-Up Helped Her Get Over Brad Split

The gossip world is atwitter today because Jennifer Aniston referenced her split from Brad Pitt six years ago and managed to keep herself from weeping uncontrollably. During her Inside The Actors Studio interview with James Lipton, Aniston says she made the extremely courageous decision to film The… » 7/06/11 8:02pm 7/06/11 8:02pm

Charlie Sheen Gets His Own Comedy Central Roast

Charlie Sheen will be the subject of the next Comedy Central roast, because he's just a lovable scamp like Hugh Hefner, not a dude with serious problems. The trainwreck will film on September 10 and air on September 19. "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while," said Chuckles. "It's… » 7/05/11 8:00pm 7/05/11 8:00pm

Inane Comment Sparks New Kate Middleton Pregnancy Rumors

ZOMG, Prince William and the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton are totally trying to have a baby!!! ... judging from some small talk Kate made with Canadians, that is. In Quebec local dad David Cheater awkwardly, "Wished her and William well with starting their own family." Kate replied, "Yes, I hope to."… » 7/04/11 8:03pm 7/04/11 8:03pm

Nadya Suleman Says She Hates Her Kids, Has Considered Suicide

There's really nothing Nadya Suleman has said or done in the past three years that hasn't been disturbing, but this is particularly sad and awful: In an interview with In Touch, the mom of 14 says, "I hate the babies, they disgust me. My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have… » 6/30/11 8:02pm 6/30/11 8:02pm

To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen Caught Cheating On Wife

Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen has allegedly been cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a news anchor at the Florida NBC affiliate WPTV, according to the National Enquirer. We generally doubt everything the tabloid says, and it's entirely possible this story was concocted solely because it makes an amusing… » 6/29/11 8:04pm 6/29/11 8:04pm

Halle Berry Accuses Gabriel Aubry Of Child Neglect

It seemed that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry were on better terms, but things turned nasty again today. In court today Halle accused Gabriel of violating their custody agreement and said she's concerned about his parenting skills. She claims that there was once an incident overseas when Gabriel neglected Nahla… » 6/28/11 8:02pm 6/28/11 8:02pm

Charlie Sheen Will Return To TV, Make "More Money Than Ever Before"

Most people would consider getting fired due to their increasingly bizarre antics a wake up call. For Charlie Sheen it's an opportunity for an even bigger payday. Chuckles has inked a deal with Lionsgate Television to create and star in a new sitcom. A source says, "Charlie's character will be very similar to the… » 6/27/11 8:03pm 6/27/11 8:03pm