Chris Martin Says He and Gwyneth Are Just 'Friends and Proud Parents'

It seems like Chris Martin and ex Gwyneth Paltrow have been spotted everywhere together lately—a mystery that, obviously, CANNOT BE BORNE WITHOUT EXPLANATION. Is there a reconciliation in the works? Was the breakup nothing but a publicity sham, scam, and/or flim-flam? Or is it possible that two adult humans who are… » 7/31/14 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr Deny Causing Bieber-Bloom Blood Feud

A red sun rises. Ok, fine, blood hasn't really been spilled this night (or last night either, fiiiiine) but nonetheless we are all living in the crimson shadow of the Bieber-Bloom Bloodfeud. In today's new development: both Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez deny romantic involvement with Bieber and Bloom, respectively. » 7/31/14 9:13am Yesterday 9:13am

Justin Bieber Posts Photo Mocking Nemesis Orlando Bloom

This Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom bloodfeud is relevant to all of my interests: stupid people, hot people, and bloodfeuds. Today, in the aftermath of Punchlandomageddon 2014, Bieber posted a revenge photo of Orlando Bloom pretending to cry (TRULY A ZINGER), then deleted it, then re-posted it—an ingenious double… » 7/30/14 8:00pm Wednesday 8:00pm

Martha Stewart Has Her Own Drone and She Fucking Loves It

Martha Stewart got a drone for her birthday last year ("in Maine," she notes, Martha Stewart-ishly) and it turns out she just can't get enough droning. In a TIME op-ed titled "Why I Love My Drone," she explains why: Because it makes it way easier to craft a marzipan Peter Rabbit cake that's an exact replica of her… » 7/29/14 8:00pm Tuesday 8:00pm

​Rihanna's Stalker Arrested After Delivering Threatening Letters

A homeless man has been taken into custody after repeatedly writing and delivering a series of disturbing letters to Rihanna's apartment in New York City. 53-year-old Kevin Mcglynn a homeless man with a history of trespassing is being held without bail after he was observed on video surveillance leaving letters for… » 7/27/14 11:30am Sunday 11:30am

Liberty Ross Made Out of Divorce from Rupert Sanders Just Fine

Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders are officially divorced after about 12 years of marriage (they were married in 2002). Ross filed in January of 2013, citing irreconcilable differences months after he was caught up in a cheating scandal with Kristen Stewart. Here's a list of things Ross will be receiving: » 7/26/14 11:35am Saturday 11:35am

A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid

Oh man, I was just sitting here feeling all despairing about how the only thing I could find for a lede was that Snooki had a Great Gatsby-themed bridal/baby shower and I was trying to think of some jokes about, like, a ball pit only instead of balls it's shirts and a champagne fountain shaped like a wet diaper and a… » 7/24/14 8:00pm 7/24/14 8:00pm

The Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Is Here in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory

What a beautiful time to be alive: the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer has premiered on the Today show, and it appears this film will be documenting the emotional journey of a woman with a low ponytail and an ill-fitting cardigan (VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF SELF-DOUBT) who finds herself charmed by an unblinking… » 7/24/14 9:15am 7/24/14 9:15am

Jason Biggs on MH17 Tweet: 'Moving Forward, I Need to Not Be Stupid'

As you might remember, on the day the news broke about Malaysian Airlines Flight 17, the ever-sensitive Jason Biggs tweeted this timely and hilarious "joke": "Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?" To which the world responded: "AAASHFAHSKDJFHSALKDJRHWUIOGIUWPHKJNKJSHFKSJDFHLSK." In an interview… » 7/21/14 8:00pm 7/21/14 8:00pm

Kanye West: 'In Order to Win at Life, You Need Some Kim K Skills'

Kanye West is on the cover of the August issue of GQ. In the accompanying interview, he says a lot of Kanye-stuff, covering such topics as the forty-five minute toast he reportedly gave at his wedding, his love for Kim Kardashian, why being a dad is cool and which rap is the best rap of all time (hint: his rap). » 7/21/14 9:14am 7/21/14 9:14am