Report: Taylor Swift Broke Up With Calvin Harris Because He Got a Happy Ending at a Massage Parlor

I thought this one would be forever, but apparently it’s just gone down in flames. And I’m sure she’ll tell us when she releases another album whether or not the high was worth the pain. In case you’re not following, let me just say that this celebrity’s list of Starbucks lovers has just gotten longer. Yep, you heard… »10/12/15 9:35amYesterday 9:35am

Kylie Jenner Keeps Tyga's Mug Shot Framed in Her Living Room 

Young love can be a confusing and powerful force, especially if you’re the youngest member of the House of Kardashian. Kylie Jenner recently gave a tour of her new home, a modest $2.7 million mansion, showing off the hard labor of her remodel and a weird outfit. She shared meaningful family photos: her grandmother… »10/11/15 10:35amSunday 10:35am

Shia LaBeouf Arrested for Being Shia LaBeouf 

Shia LaBeouf was arrested in Austin, Texas last night and booked on misdemeanor public intoxication. TMZ reports, “Shia was either extremely drunk or high on drugs when he ran down the street and jaywalked in front of police.” According to a witness, LaBeouf’s run down the street came after he was warned by police. The »10/10/15 10:45amSaturday 10:45am

Bieber's Very Pleased That You All Know How Big His Dick Is, But He's Still Gonna Sue

After nude photographs of Justin Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora were published earlier this week, his lawyers “sent multiple cease and desist letters to news outlets that published the pics” asking for their removal. But even though he definitely wants the photos to be taken down, Bieber is by no means embarrassed… »10/09/15 9:50amFriday 9:50am

Professional Kardashian Best Friend/Dash Doll Malika Haqq Arrested For DUI

The first thing I thought when I saw this news was, “MALIKA NO!!!” Because in my mind—the place where I store lengthy, imagined narratives about celebrities that I like to believe are entirely accurate—the Haqq sisters are Khloé’s last remaining connection to the normal world. They’re not around to make headlines,… »10/08/15 8:00pmThursday 8:00pm

Rosie O'Donnell's Daugher Calls Rosie 'Not Genuine,' Says She's Like 'Two Different People'

Prepare a big old batch of burnsauce because everyone’s getting scorched today. First up: Chelsea O’Donnell, daughter of Rosie O’Donnell, has spoken publicly about her mom for the first time since she either ran away (Rosie’s account) or (according to Chelsea) was kicked out of the house late this summer. »10/06/15 8:00pm10/06/15 8:00pm

Rihanna on Rachel Dolezal: 'I Think She Was a Bit of a Hero'

Rihanna is on the cover of November’s Vanity Fair, and is the subject of a wonderful profile inside. In it, she discusses her upcoming album, her business, her sex life, and—most surprisingly—her thoughts on Rachel Dolezal, the woman who made headlines this summer for identifying as black, despite...well, you remember. »10/06/15 9:25am10/06/15 9:25am

Helen Mirren Is Retiring Her 'Pleasure Pillows' From On-Screen Nudity 

In an interview with Alan Cumming, Helen Mirren announced that she would retire her revered breasts from appearing nude onscreen. “That’s the good thing about getting older,” she told Cumming. “You don’t have to do that sort of thing anymore. My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.” Mirren added that she… »10/03/15 10:30am10/03/15 10:30am

Matt Damon Says It Was 'Painful' to Be Ben Affleck's Friend When He Was Dating J.Lo

Hooooo, boy. Matt Damon sure has a lot to say lately! Having already touched—oh so delicately—on the topics of diversity in film and the intricacies of being out in Hollywood, he’s now moving onto his best bud Ben Affleck’s former relationship with Jennifer Lopez. Timely and relevant! »9/30/15 8:00pm9/30/15 8:00pm