Katy Perry Enlists John Mayer for Revenge Against Taylor Swift

The drama between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift seems like it’s getting closer and closer to a Dynasty-style, Alexis Colby vs. Krystle Carrington catfight. Perry has next move in this game of pop star vendetta and it appears she is involving her on-again, off-again humping partner, John Mayer, by having him co-write a… » 5/28/15 9:05pm Thursday 9:05pm

LiLo, Modern-Day Rudy, Beats the Odds and Completes Community Service

Sometimes the snow comes down in June, sometimes the sun goes ‘round the moon, and sometimes a young and notoriously flaky celebrity with only a couple weeks left to complete 115 of her 125 court-ordered community service hours actually manages to achieve her goal. That’s right, everyone. Lindsay Lohan has pulled it… » 5/28/15 10:30am Thursday 10:30am

Tracy Morgan Reaches Car Crash Settlement With Walmart

Tracy Morgan has settled with Walmart over the car crash that left one person dead while the comedian and other passengers were seriously injured. The terms of the settlement and amount agreed upon was not disclosed. “Walmart did right by me and my family, and for my associates and their families. I am grateful that… » 5/27/15 8:20pm Wednesday 8:20pm

Kris Jenner, Chill Mom, Is Attempting to Trademark the Term 'Momager'

While you spent Memorial Day winning the hot dog eating contest at your local county fair (like you do every year), Kris Jenner was also taking care of business. The Kardashian matriarch has reportedly filed documents to trademark the word “momager,” so warn your mom—the one who relentlessly pushed you into the wild… » 5/26/15 10:30am Tuesday 10:30am

Hey, Remember That Time Josh Duggar Made a Joke About Incest On TV?

Josh Duggar, who has completely repented for molesting children and is being supported by every idiot with a keyboard on Facebook right now, may not be as repentant as you might think. How do we know this, you ask? Well, here’s footage of a 20-year-old Josh making jokes about dating his sister because LOL, you know? » 5/25/15 11:32am Monday 11:32am

Judge Rules That Sofia Vergara's Ex Can Sue For Custody of Embryos

A judge granted Nick Loeb - Sofia Vergara’s terrible ex - permission to seek custody of the two embryos that were created during the couple’s relationship. In addition to seeking custody of genetic material, Loeb is now claiming that Vergara breached an oral agreement to let the embryos be brought to term by a… » 5/24/15 10:35am Sunday 10:35am

Mama June to TLC: Duggar Sex Abuse Scandal Is Even Worse Than Ours!

No need to pay to see Mad Max: Fury Road this weekend because the real-life post-apocalypse is already upon us! And now for the bad news: Our wasteland hellscape of 2015 has replaced dueling bands of violent marauders with the Duggar family and June “Mama June” Shannon, who are now in a feud over who is the worst. … » 5/22/15 10:30am 5/22/15 10:30am

The Rock Officiates Wedding Of Normal Humans

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, lovable action hero and destroyer of cod, made comedian Nick Mundy’s wedding even more memorable when he surprised him by officiating the ceremony. The unlikely duo first met when the Screen Junkies sent Mundy to interview The Rock at a junket for 2013’s Pain & Gain. The interviews went… » 5/21/15 8:55pm 5/21/15 8:55pm

Marina Abramović: Jay Z 'Completely Used Me' in 'Picasso Baby' Video

In the summer of 2013, Jay Z, adapting the work of artist Marina Abramović, performed his track “Picasso Baby” for six hours to a small crowd at a gallery in Chelsea.While Abramović originally consented to the idea and even appears in the video, she now says that Jay Z did not fulfill his end of the bargain, leaving… » 5/20/15 10:30am 5/20/15 10:30am

Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Many Things, But I'm Not Sure I Believe Her

In an interview with Women’s Health, Gwyneth Paltrow discussed her beauty regimen, telling the magazine she believes in “exercise, laughing, having sex, being yourself.” She went on to say, “I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.’” While I believe that she believes in exercise and laughing and… » 5/19/15 8:30pm 5/19/15 8:30pm

LiLo Wants to Flee to Monaco Before Her Community Service Deadline

With time running out to complete her community service hours before her May 28 deadline, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly looking for contingency plans to keep her out of the clink. The options: 1.) buckle down and complete the hours, 2.) accept the consequences of her actions and go to court, and 3.) live her life like… » 5/18/15 10:30am 5/18/15 10:30am