Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Is Proud of His Cut-Off Penis

On April of 2014, rapper Andre “Christ Bearer” Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a second-story balcony while high on PCP. In the past year, the penis—thank you for asking—has been reattached and Johnson ;););) has reflected on his actions and arrived at the conclusion that cutting off his penis and jumping off… » 6/30/15 8:00pm Tuesday 8:00pm

Karlie Kloss Was the Fifth Wheel On Taylor Swift's Double Date

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went on a double date with Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid this weekend, and Karlie Kloss was the fifth wheel. The fivesome spent part of the date (or maybe all of it?) on a boat that sailed down the Thames, where Karlie and Taylor presumably talked about other boys and screamed and laughed the… » 6/29/15 9:50am Monday 9:50am

Amy Schumer: 'I'm Not Going to Look Like a Malnourished Bird'

During a press conference for her new movie Trainwreck, Amy Schumer spoke about her reputation for being candid about sexism in Hollywood. “It’s very therapeutic for me to be like, ‘Yes, I’m not going to look like a malnourished bird,’ and I like speaking to that, as well as speaking to my work and what I’m doing,”… » 6/28/15 10:30am Sunday 10:30am

David Crosby: Joni Mitchell Had an Aneurysm, 'Is Not Speaking'

During an interview with HuffPost Live, David Crosby said that Joni Mitchell has suffered an aneurysm and, to his knowledge, has lost her ability to speak. “She took a terrible hit. She had an aneurysm, and nobody found her for a while,” Crosby said. “And she’s going to have to struggle back from it the way you… » 6/27/15 10:30am Saturday 10:30am

Angry Protesters To Sofia Vergara: 'Unfreeze Your Daughters'

All Sofia Vergara wanted to do was support her fiancé’s new movie, but some protesters decided to show up and ruin her good time. At the premiere of Magic Mike XXL, an angry mob brought up that whole frozen embryo business between Vergara and her ex-fiancé Nick Loeb in an attempt to ruining a night of with celebrating… » 6/26/15 10:30am Friday 10:30am

Nicki Is Pregnant, Meek Is the Father, and They're Gonna Tour Together

Nicki Minaj is expecting a child, Meek Mill’s semen had at least a small part in her pregnancy, and they’re going to tour together this summer. Wow. Can you believe it? I’m not sure I can, but hey, it was on MediaTakeOut , and they began the post with: “This is NOT RUMOR it’s FACT.” » 6/25/15 8:00pm 6/25/15 8:00pm

Shia LaBeouf Sustains Head Injury On Set Of New Film

Shia LaBeouf was injured on the set of his recent film, American Honey during a scene where he had to put his head through a glass window. When I heard the news, I immediately grabbed a rosary and started reciting old Catholic school prayers. Luckily, Shia’s injuries aren’t too serious. A rep for the actor confirmed,… » 6/24/15 9:05pm 6/24/15 9:05pm

Amber Heard Is Mad at Australia for Expecting Her to Obey the Law

Remember back in May when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got scolded for failing to declare that they brought two dogs into Australia, and Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce demanded that the dogs leave the country or risk being put down? Well, nice going, Barnaby! You made your point about Australia’s “fragile… » 6/22/15 8:00pm 6/22/15 8:00pm

Emilia Clarke on Jason Momoa's Sock: 'It's Huge and It's Pink' 

Emilia Clarke, Mother of Dragons, discussed filming Games of Thrones sex scenes with Graham Norton. During the first season, Clarked laughed through all of her scene with Jason Momoa who chose to wear a pink fluffy sock instead of the standard issue modesty sock. “It’s huge, and it’s pink, and I don’t know what to… » 6/21/15 10:35am 6/21/15 10:35am

Charlize Theron Broke Up With Sean Penn By Ghosting Him 

According to the rumor mill Charlize Theron broke her engagement with Sean Penn by ghosting (aka, the act of never returning calls, text messages, or e-mails). “Charlize wasn’t responding to his calls and texts,” a presumable person told Us Weekly. “She just cut it off.” Ghosting might be the shittiest breakup method,… » 6/20/15 10:30am 6/20/15 10:30am