Meg Ryan Cast as Narrator of How I Met Your Father

It has recently come to my attention that most of the people in the known universe are rabid How I Met Your Mother superfans with many, many how-I-met-your-emotions. So I assume that this is a noteworthy fact for you guys: Meg Ryan has been cast as the narrator and titular father-meeter (picking up the mantle of Bob… » 4/23/14 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Gwyneth Files Restraining Order After Creep Lies His Way into Her Home

Uuuuuugh, celebrity life is such a nightmare. All nightmares all the time. I mean, I know it's "worth it" because you get to use Richard Branson's outdoor shower and take unlimited naps probably and also you can use one of those gas station ATMs with the extra fee and not give a fuck. But UGH. Because creeps are always… » 4/22/14 8:15pm Tuesday 8:15pm

Drop Everything and Listen to Corey Feldman's New Single

Oh man, Corey Feldman. Okay. Corey. Okay, man. Sooooooo, Corey Feldman has a new single! It's called "Mercy," and it features Brandon Howard—the guy who claims to maybe be Michael Jackson's secret son, but also maybe not, and also it doesn't matter either way because he's just a man trying to make his way in the… » 4/21/14 8:00pm Monday 8:00pm

It's Official: Maya Rudolph's Variety Show Has an Airdate!

Ooooooooooohhhhhhh, ooh ooh ooh, Maya Rudolph's variety show is happening—let me be on it! Let me be on it!! Pick me! I have 13 years of girlchoir experience, I kind of remember the choreography to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy," and I can sing every word of Tom Lehrer's The Elements WHILE DRUNK. (Especially while drunk.)… » 4/15/14 8:00pm 4/15/14 8:00pm

Ice Cube Says He Was 'Robbed' by Paul Walker at the MTV Movie Awards

Alas, MTV hath done Ice Cube a great disservice. Mr. Cube believes that he and Kevin Hart should have won "Best Onscreen Duo" at last night's MTV Movie Awards for their work in Ride Along, which is a movie about two guys and one of them is worried and the other one has a car. But instead, Cube and Hart were cruelly… » 4/14/14 8:00pm 4/14/14 8:00pm

There's a Chance Another Royal Baby Is On the Way

Don't freak out or anything, but people are going nuts over cheeky monkey Prince William dropping a hint that there might be another lil' royal soon. More accurately, they're going nuts because Prince William, who is still on that Royal Tour in Australia and New Zealand with Kate and George, said something that people… » 4/13/14 11:30am 4/13/14 11:30am