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Kivrin
07/16/09

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Verts (en français)
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JerseyGrrrl
07/16/09

@Kivrin: "HAIR-eee-koh" verts?? ;)
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Kivrin
07/16/09

@JerseyGrrrl: Ooh, nice! I was just thinking about the "greens" on the ground there, but you took it to the next level!
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JerseyGrrrl
07/16/09

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HAREM.
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Fate'sBitch
07/16/09

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Dear London Zoo,our tortoise would smoke your tortoise!
--Philadelphia Zoo
pic from here http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/134755788_254068e428.jpg?v=0
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BabyJane
07/16/09

@Fate'sBitch: I think his shell would look better without the belt. He shouldn't feel bad though, over accessorizing is a common mistake.
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heykoukla
07/16/09

@BabyJane: Holy shit. I thought the main difference between humans and animals was our ability to accessorize. What's so special about us now???
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Fate'sBitch
07/16/09

@BabyJane: Well, I don't know what fashion capital you come from, but here in Philadelphia we buckle-up, it's the law.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
07/16/09

@Fate'sBitch: But, their tortoise probably has that charming accent!
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save jinger
07/16/09

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I was going to post a quote about how tortoises make low maintenance pets because you can just feed them a leaf and then you don't see them again for 20 years, but I can't remember who said it, and I can't find it, so I will just claim it as my own.
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t-yo3
07/16/09

@save jinger: I had a pet tortoise, and he disappeared one day while we were out chilling on the lawn. We actually thought someone had stolen him, but discovered that wasn't the case about 4 years later, when the dude who'd come to cut the grass ran him over with a lawnmower (a push lawnmower, not even one of the ones you ride) and killed him.

Wow, that was a nice cheerful story.
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save jinger
07/16/09

@titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Oh no! RIP tortoise. That is a tragic story.
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lilbobbytables
07/16/09

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(girl with) hair
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stoprobbers
07/16/09

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PEAR!
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sympathyforthebasementcat
07/16/09

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"Dirk, a 70 year old Galapagos tortoise...is joined by two female tortoises Dolly, aged 16, and Dolores, aged 14, in the hope of initiating a breeding program."

Are the FLDS now recruiting tortoises? Is nothing sacred?
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LolaQuinn is full of beans
07/16/09

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He's like a Hugh Hefner of the tortoise world. Soon Dolly will get with Criss Angel-Tortoise and Dolores will have a traveling show no one cares about.
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Ailatan
07/16/09

@LolaQuinn: 'Giant of the Galapagos' is the new name for the Playboy mansion.
They've changed the logo, the hare lost the race to the tortoise.
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cate3710
07/16/09

@Ailatan: I'm really curious to see how they'll redesign the bunny outfit to match the new logo. A shell just seems too covering, you know?
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