Retta's Annoying Seat Filler Keeps Tweeting Annoying Fat Jokes At Her

Comedian Retta livetweeted the Emmys Monday night, and her spiel included a portion about a particularly vocal seat filler placed next to her who bothered her for a part on Parks and Recreation, among other faux pas. Since then, he's made offensive jokes about her being fat and smelly. Oh and he also commented that he… » 8/28/14 10:00am 8/28/14 10:00am

This Has Got to Be the Worst Case of Male Subway Stance Ever

If you've ridden on public transit, chances are that you've encountered at least one case of Widespread Leg Subway Stance, a terrible behavioral defect that affects thousands of men, ages 12 to infinity. Well, Gothamist has found what might be the worst incident of WLSS of all time — and it's more extreme than… » 8/22/14 3:40pm 8/22/14 3:40pm

Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked

While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity. » 8/18/14 3:20pm 8/18/14 3:20pm

FDA to Mull Over Viagra Drugs for Ladies at October Workshop. Yay.

There’s a joke that says if men needed birth control, the prescription would not only be free, it would come delicious flavors like cool ranch Doritos or artisanal salted caramel. The same goes for the Food and Drug Administration’s focus on female sexual dysfunction: there is little research on vaginas but plenty of… » 8/14/14 4:30pm 8/14/14 4:30pm

Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an American Hero

Most runners I know who are not also liars acknowledge that running sucks much (okay, most) of the time. Usually, I deal with how much I hate it by complaining about it to people who really, truly do not care. But one San Francisco woman has channeled that love-hate relationship into something beautiful: using the… » 8/05/14 4:00pm 8/05/14 4:00pm

Watch One Brave Woman React to a Never-Ending Barrage of Dick Pics

Janet is likely the last person on earth who has not yet even been assaulted by a dick pic. So, in an effort to bring her into the 21st century, her friends got together and created a slide show of penis pictures (small, throbbing, veiny roadmaps: They're all here!) to give Janet a glimpse of what it's like to receive… » 8/04/14 6:20pm 8/04/14 6:20pm