Last month the porn film industry announced that two male performers in Nevada tested positive for HIV, and now state health officials are considering a law that would require all porn stars to wrap it up on set.
A man named Shaun blew out his back and couldn't perform his usual sexual duties on account of his injury. Naturally, he obtained a doctor's note to prove it.
"I thought it was the most simple, primal gesture—and you know I love a simply tiny, little gesture that packs the wallop," designer Rick Owens said regarding the three peek-a-boo dicks that flapped down the runway yesterday during his fall 2015 menswear show.
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In Germany, a sensible country that is known for its cleanliness, a judge ruled that a tenant can pee all over his apartment floor without worrying about the wrath of his landlord or the damage his acidic urine may cause to the floor.
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Rick Owens' menswear show today in Paris was a mishmash of raw edges, high necklines, earth tones, and dicks. Donald Ducking Is Officially In. This post is NSFW.
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If there's one thing I love about parties, aside from the punch and potential to make out with a stranger in the coatroom, it's the parting gifts, like a fresh dick tattoo drawn on by a drunk friend with a DIY tattoo gun.
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The year of 2014 began with a bang: a man on Reddit who had posted photos of his two penises sat in on the site for an AMA session on January 1st. Answering the question, "Do you have a favorite?" the man with two dicks replied, "Yes. The right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol" With that…
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Parents are hopping mad about a Play-Doh accessory that sounds and kind of looks like a very uncomfortable plastic dildo. What, the parents wonder, are they supposed to tell their kids when they ask why the toy is shaped like a big hard dick with an honest-to-goodness coronal ridge? Won't somebody thing of the…
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Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. That said, HOLY SHIT WOULD YOU DO THIS SEX POSITION AND/OR HAVE YOU DONE IT? (NSFW after the jump, NSFAnywhere).
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In case you have not noticed, The Catholic Establishment freaks out whenever religious iconography is "desecrated," aka someone else besides them is making money off it. In the latest case, noted homophobes the Catholic League are freaking out because Tom Ford put a dick in the shape of a cross at the end of a…
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Today, our lame duck Congress is whittling away its time until the end of its term by interrogating an Obamacare architect who said (correctly) on tape that many Americans are stupid. While #JonathanGruber might be the new #Benghazi, at least one good thing came of it: a solid dick joke from House Oversight Chair…
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My deepest apologies in advance—I didn't meant mean to hurt you. It is my sorry duty to report that Glenn Beck, a grown man, uses the word "winkie" to describe his penis and the penises of other men.
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The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise.
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An 18-year-old woman was arrested in South Carolina last week for shoplifting a number of essential items from a Spencer's at the local mall: Rock Hard erection cream, Deep Throat desensitizing spray, and a pair of handcuffs.
Pro tip: if you're a semi-well-known writer and you want to act like a total fucking asshole on a dating website, try to avoid bringing up your status as a semi-well-known writer as you're berating a woman for not responding positively to your overtures. It just makes you look worse.
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George Will, senior rape apologist at the Washington Post, is scheduled to speak Wednesday at Miami University of Ohio. For his trouble, he will be paid $48,000. Students and faculty are not pleased.
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Worried that he'll try to get fresh with you in the middle of the night? Please, don't flatter yourself. He has two other female roommates to do the sex with at his disposal.
.@TheCheapSeatsTV An apology to McKenna from our CEO pic.twitter.com/pzBQEh7ozZ
— Dick'sSportingGoods (@DICKS) October 11, 2014
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You know what’s bullshit? Women being paid less to do the same jobs as dudes. This is why Sarah Silverman is buying a penis … in the name of economic equality, of course.
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Last month, a woman gave birth to a baby boy after undergoing a womb transplant. Now scientists are reporting have successfully grown a human penis in a lab and are steadily approaching transplantation in the next few years.