Missouri's House Speaker Would Really Like Congressmen to Stop Sexually Harassing Interns 

On Friday, Missouri’s House Speaker Todd Richardson (R) recommended that members and staff of the chamber have mandatory sexual harassment training. Though a surprisingly progressive action, Richardson’s decision was in response to two sexual harassment scandals in the chamber this year, both involving interns. “While… »10/24/15 12:15pm10/24/15 12:15pm

Bieber's Very Pleased That You All Know How Big His Dick Is, But He's Still Gonna Sue

After nude photographs of Justin Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora were published earlier this week, his lawyers “sent multiple cease and desist letters to news outlets that published the pics” asking for their removal. But even though he definitely wants the photos to be taken down, Bieber is by no means embarrassed… »10/09/15 9:50am10/09/15 9:50am

NYFW: London Design Duo Namilia Thinks Outside the Cocks

Backstage at the V-Files runway show Wednesday night, a model’s “Think Outside the Cocks” heart-shaped wing over latex was adorned with peeled bananas and looked like the donut version of a Valentine’s Day card sticker. the piece, made by British design duo Namilia, challenged us: can you look at this banana donut… »9/10/15 4:30pm9/10/15 4:30pm

Conceal That Pesky Accidental Boner With These New Boxers

Gentlemen, gaze upon your crotch’s deliverance. A team of Washington, D.C. fashion designers has launched an Indiegogo campaign for their new product, Bloxers, a special variety of boxer that will shield your raging boner from view. That’s right: you can pitch a tent at work and proceed with your board meeting, happy,… »7/13/15 10:15pm7/13/15 10:15pm

Introducing the Pseudopenis, or Why Female Hyenas Are Feminist as Fuck

Penis means power. The dominance of dicks and those who have them isn’t a coincidence, or the unavoidable consequence of Big Patriarchy keeping women down—rather, it’s a case of simple biology. In most mammalian embryos, the genital tubercle forms very early, later developing into either a penis or a clitoris, subject… »7/06/15 2:30pm7/06/15 2:30pm

Paul Rudd and Adam Scott Showed Their Dicks In a Wedding Video Once

During Wednesday’s Late Night, Adam Scott told Seth Meyers a story about filming a video that got both he and Paul Rudd kicked out of a wedding. 10 years ago, they were asked to take part in “one of those videos where all the buddies say congratulations” to their engaged friend. But instead of saying something like,… »6/18/15 10:10am6/18/15 10:10am

Notre Dame Engulfed in Fierce Debate Over Dong-Heavy Nude Run

A campus official at the University of Notre Dame is attempting to put a stop to the “Bun Run,” when students from an all-male dorm strip down during finals week and run naked or lightly jockstrapped through campus. Rector Mamie Smith, who’s in charge of a women’s dorm, sent out an email calling the run… »4/29/15 1:20pm4/29/15 1:20pm

Man Born Without Dick Claims to Have Sexed Over 100 Women

Andrew Wardle may have been born without a peen, but that hasn’t stopped him from sleeping with over 100 women. The 40-year-old U.K. man has an extremely rare defect called penile agenesis, which occurs once in every 5 to 6 million births. Out of all his sexual conquests, Wardle claims to have only told 20% of them… »4/26/15 4:15pm4/26/15 4:15pm