In a wonderful article called It’s Only a Penis, anthropologist Christine Helliwell talks of how her time with the Dayak community of Gerai in Indonesian Borneo changed her perceptions of the sexual body. She writes of a time when a man crept through a window and into the bed of a sleeping woman. She continues: Read… 10/09/13 5:10pm 10/09/13 5:10pm

Mike Wyllie, a man who was predestined by virtue of his last name to help create Viagra back in the 90s, is preparing to release a new Magical Penis Invention. It's called Tempe, and it's a spray meant to cure premature ejaculation. Read… 9/24/13 6:00pm 9/24/13 6:00pm

In which we discuss this piece of work. Read… 9/17/13 7:45pm 9/17/13 7:45pm

You can tell a lot about a man by his balls. If a man has two healthy balls, he's all robust and manly and world-take-over-y. If he has only one, he is a half-man, like the half man on Two and a Half Men. But rather than star on the world's shittiest television show, one famous one balled half man opted to withdraw… Read… 9/04/13 7:15pm 9/04/13 7:15pm

Circumcisions performed on newborn boys in U.S. hospitals has declined over the last three decades, particularly in Western states, which is probably thanks to Lindsay Fünke and her efforts with H.O.O.P. Read… 8/22/13 1:20pm 8/22/13 1:20pm

An art gallery in Bushwick, Brooklyn will be dropping trou on a brand new exhibition this weekend: a treasury of dick pics, many of which were obtained under false pretenses, and all of which are being showcased without consent. Gentle readers, I know I say this a lot, but this time I mean it, hard: I hate this. Read… 8/20/13 2:10pm 8/20/13 2:10pm

Breast enthusiasts can always rely on HBO's primetime programming to deliver all sorts of boobie shots — top boob. Underboob. Side boob. Areolas of all shapes and sizes. Nip slips. Bouncing boobs. Still boobs. Boobs just, kinda hanging out in the background. One boob, two boobs, red boobs, blue boobs. But male actors… Read… 8/14/13 5:30pm 8/14/13 5:30pm

There are at least three reasons why guys should stay away from jeggings: one dick and two balls. Read… 8/07/13 10:25am 8/07/13 10:25am

Ke$ha has her own jewelry line now. One doesn't have to be a scholar of her whole oeuvre to infer what that will entail (i.e., lots of little golden dicks to ornament yourself with). Discuss… 8/05/13 1:45pm 8/05/13 1:45pm

We have a new contender for the ignominious title “Worst Perspective on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner’s Marriage,” and of course, of course, OF COURSE this contender’s name is Rush Limbaugh, an outrage glutton who’s perhaps most famous for doing all of his radio broadcasts through his anus into a gold-plated phallus. … Read… 7/28/13 1:30pm 7/28/13 1:30pm

In fact, she claims he called himself that. Sydney Leathers — hand to god, that's her name — says she felt “manipulated” by the self-professed “perpetually horny middle-aged man.” Beware Weiner's fickle finger of sexting fate, young ladies. Read… 7/25/13 9:30pm 7/25/13 9:30pm