In Praise of Television Peen

I watch a lot of television. From ABC to HBO, AMC to FX, Netflix and Starz and more but most of my shows are missing something — penis. Oh, there are plenty of breasts, female backsides in dim lighting or girls emulating blow jobs or back shots, but as a heterosexual women I am tired of thinking ‘Where’s the peen?’ or… » 3/21/14 6:00pm 3/21/14 6:00pm

Male Athletes Are Obsessed With Each Other's Dongs

If you ever wanted to pull a Porky's and spy into a men's locker room but didn't because it's both illegal and immoral (good for you!), Dr Christopher Morriss-Roberts, a podiatrist who specializes in sports sociology at the University of Brighton, might be able to shed some light on what goes on in there. Turns out,… » 3/20/14 1:50pm 3/20/14 1:50pm

Philandering Old Man Thurston Moore Calls Jezebel 'Gender Fascism'

Thurston Moore unabashedly admitted to cheating on ex-wife Kim Gordon for years in a recent magazine interview, so we called him "a dick." He has since taken to Facebook to lecture us on class and morality. Please respond with appropriate reaction gifs. » 3/07/14 12:40pm 3/07/14 12:40pm

Here Is the True Story of a Man With Two Dicks

It was once written (in the Bible, maybe?) that "two are better than one" and it's a statement true enough for a lot of things. It's true for cakes, kittens, Weasley twins, bongo drums, socks and chopsticks, but is it also true for one man with two penises? Apparently, it is — at least according to one individual who has … » 1/02/14 1:55pm 1/02/14 1:55pm

Guy Arrested for Revenge Porn Is Really Sorry, Hates Revenge Porn Now

In December of 2012, Kevin Bollaert, an intrepid 26-year-old San Diego entrepreneur, came up with a foolproof business plan: a website where men could vindictively post nude photographs and personal contact information of bitches they hate, and then if the bitches want it all taken down they have to pay $350! WHAT… » 12/11/13 2:10pm 12/11/13 2:10pm

Whiny Manchild Designs Shoes Based On Exes, Calls It Art

Whip out your tiny violins for artist Sebastian Errazuriz, who this week at Art Basel debuted a collection of women's shoes inspired by 12 women who, at one time or another, gave him boners. Each boner shoe has its own accompanying story, like an American Girl doll except every story is ultimately about a whiny guy… » 12/10/13 5:00pm 12/10/13 5:00pm

Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the Racist 'Sleepless in Austin' Dude

Hey, remember this guy? The one who posted a hilariously specific list of stringent requirements for his ideal (super hot and DEFINITELY NOT BLACK) girlfriend? Well, I'm sorry to inform you that he's back. And this time, we've got sexts. » 10/10/13 1:00pm 10/10/13 1:00pm