Valentine's Day is upon us, which means that you'll be doing one of two things today: Either you'll be sneering about how you don't participate in commercially-motivated bullshit holidays, or else you'll be frantically scrambling for the perfect gift idea for the babe(s) in your life.
While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity.
Janet is likely the last person on earth who has not yet even been assaulted by a dick pic. So, in an effort to bring her into the 21st century, her friends got together and created a slide show of penis pictures (small, throbbing, veiny roadmaps: They're all here!) to give Janet a glimpse of what it's like to receive…
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Lawyers for a 17-year-old boy accused of sexting his 15-year-old girlfriend allege that prosecutors and police for the case took photos of the teen's penis against his will and would like to do it again. They say they've been told that if he does not comply, the boy must plead guilty.
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"Revenge porn," long the nightmare scenario facing people who made the mistake of sexting with assholes, isn't a phenomenon where enraged men victimized hapless female victims. It works the other way, too.
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A 33-year-old "creative industry professional" was sick of seeing Craigslist postings from male "corporate types" looking for sexy female personal assistants—until she realized that she's just as busy and lecherous as those guys, and could make use of a hot piece of her own. Cutting to the chase, her Craiglist ad…
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"Critique my dick pic" is exactly what it sounds like: a (very loving and witty) appraisal program for your dick pics.
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An art gallery in Bushwick, Brooklyn will be dropping trou on a brand new exhibition this weekend: a treasury of dick pics, many of which were obtained under false pretenses, and all of which are being showcased without consent. Gentle readers, I know I say this a lot, but this time I mean it, hard: I hate this.
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Sydney Leathers wears a lot of hats lately — internet mistress, bikini model, XM radio muse, profesh masturbator — but until now, I bet you didn't realize that she was also a terrible writer.
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I got another dick pic yesterday. And I have to say, this one wasn’t bad. Usually, the pics I get remind me of scenes from TREMORS, but this one was back lit with some soft afternoon light. Fine. Still, I felt the same way I do when I get a present from my mother. I pretend to act excited, and say things like “Oh!…
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Much to the chagrin of the local tabloid headline writer, at this point it's probably safe to say that Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York City. But something odd has happened as this golden age of dick punmaking in the name of journalism draw to a close— suddenly, we're talking more about the…
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For a guy who ostensibly lies a lot, Anthony Weiner is remarkably bad at lying. And, uh, answering questions.
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Former Congressman and current mayoral candidate/New York Post headline penis pun darling Anthony Weiner has done a lot of apologizing for the unfortunate sexting habit that all but derailed his political career two summers ago ... so you'd think a guy with sky-high political aspirations would have learned his…
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Forget Someone Like You. Rachel Bloom's Pictures of Your Dick is the real anthem of the brokenhearted.
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In a somewhat depressing interview with Good Morning America, Jenn Sterger was forced to reiterate that she did not ask for and was not flattered by pictures of Brett Favre's dick.
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Brett Favre has admitted to leaving flirtatious voicemails for then-sideline reporter Jenn Sterger — but he says he never sent her pictures of his dick.
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