Rude Squirrel Wakes Panda Up From Very Peaceful Nap

Listen squirrel. You're kind of a douche, you know that? This panda was just trying to catch up on its shut-eye. Pandas only get about 10-16 hours of sleep per day and the rest of the time they're super busy stuffing their faces with food and sliding down slides. PANDA DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS, SQUIRREL. » 10/12/14 3:33pm 10/12/14 3:33pm

Miley Cyrus Gives 'Bill Clinton' a Blow Job on Bangerz Tour

As previously mentioned, Miley Cyrus's Bangerz tour features a few disquieting visuals. The 21-year-old singer rubs her crotch, rides a hot dog, and wears a leotard covered in pot leaves. And: In one Americana-themed segment of the program, she kneels in front of a gentleman clad in a tuxedo and a Bill Clinton mask,… » 2/17/14 11:00am 2/17/14 11:00am

Iceland's Penis Museum Gets First Human Specimen

The Phallological Museum in Husavik, Iceland received a new donation this week to add to its vast collection (a 67-inch sperm whale penis, lampshades made from bull testicles, an "unusually big" penis bone from a Canadian walrus, etc.): Its first human penis. Pall Arason—who died in January at the age of 95—wanted his… » 4/13/11 11:55am 4/13/11 11:55am

How I Came To Terms With Circumcising My Son

Walking to class past the political and cultural smorgasbord of Sproul Plaza at the University of California at Berkeley was a feast for the eyes. There was, of course, the Ralph Nader-loving table teeming with activity and the ever-desolate Berkeley College Republicans station. But the one that always caught my eye… » 4/05/11 5:15pm 4/05/11 5:15pm