Motorola Is Selling Its Moto X Superphone With Dick Jokes (Updated)

The Moto X leaves a terrific first impression. It's well-built, it's fast, it comes in a variety of trims. On the one hand, it exudes the kind of class that you'd expect from mature, seasoned companies like Google and Motorola. On the other hand, dick jokes. » 8/01/13 9:00pm 8/01/13 9:00pm

Recreational Viagra Use Makes Dudes Bad in Bed

In today's Self-Fulfilling Prophesy news, researchers have found that men who don't need Viagra but take it anyway because they like how hard it makes their penises are dooming themselves to a future of self-doubt and the sexual floundering that comes with underconfidence. I guess in that way, recreational Viagra abuse … » 5/18/12 4:40pm 5/18/12 4:40pm

Conventional Crap: Joe Lieberman Is Made-Up But Not Imaginary

Another endless day that starts in Crap dawns in St. Paul, but luckily my soon-to-be-embedded friend Spencer » 9/03/08 10:00am 9/03/08 10:00am is (virtually) here to help understand why some GOP makeup artist slathered Joe Lieberman in this much pancake foundation and — worse — how I spent 20 minutes staring at his ass instead of his made-up mug.…