Dick Cheney Took the Stage Last Night to Darth Vader's Theme Song 

Dick Cheney emerged from the lead-lined underground chamber where he keeps his backup hearts on Thursday night to give a speech in Florida. He strode onstage to the Imperial March from Star Wars, aka Darth Vader’s theme song. Cheney has previously said he is “honored” when Democrats and Jon Stewart compare him to… »11/13/15 12:38pm11/13/15 12:38pm


Liz Cheney's Sisterly Homophobia Ruins the Cheney Family Thanksgiving

Liz Cheney — daughter of Dick and current U.S. senate candidate — has recently lost the support of her own sister Mary after publicly denouncing Mary's gay lifestyle on Fox News Sunday. In a desperate bid to win over Wyoming's Tea Party and far right voters, Liz Cheney (who, as of this month, is trailing 52-points… »11/18/13 2:50pm11/18/13 2:50pm

Mia Wasikowska Might Play Johanna Mason In The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

22-year-old Australian actress Mia Wasikowska is one of the two actresses being considered to play acerbic District 7 tribute Johanna Mason in the Hunger Games trilogy, a character who appears in both Catching Fire and Mockingjay and is more or less side by side with Finnick Odair as the most important bit of upcoming… »6/23/12 11:30am6/23/12 11:30am

Let's Analyze President Obama's New Pinterest Account

President Obama's campaign announced yesterday that they've gotten the Pinner-In-Chief his own Pinterest account. And while I bet Barack Obama's got some totally cute DIY wedding flower ideas, this move makes sense in light of what appears to be the President's reelection strategy: personally befriend every woman in… »3/28/12 11:15am3/28/12 11:15am

Dick Cheney Receives New, Hopefully More Empathetic Heart

On Saturday, after 20 months on a donor waiting list, the blackened lump of coal that's been unsteadily powering former Vice President Dick Cheney's body since he suffered his first heart attack at the frighteningly young age of 37 was exchanged for a new one from an anonymous donor. According to a statement from the… »3/25/12 1:00pm3/25/12 1:00pm

Bill Clinton: Cheney 'Sowing Discord' By Suggesting Hillary Should Run

As part of his ongoing campaign to get in one last shot at his political foes while selling memoirs, Dick Cheney suggested earlier this month that Hillary Clinton would be a better Democratic presidential candidate in 2012 than President Obama. Yesterday on Face the Nation, Bill Clinton showed he's too quick to be… »9/19/11 10:40am9/19/11 10:40am

Condoleezza Rice Criticizes Cheney For "Cheap Shots," Insists She Never Cried

You guys better sit down for this: According to Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney is kind of an asshole! Of course, the former secretary of state is far too classy to say it outright, but she's obviously rather pissed at Cheney for implying in his new book that she cried while talking policy with him. Even powerful ladies… »9/02/11 10:00am9/02/11 10:00am