Gender-Customizable Emoji May Be Coming Soon
Last year, emojis reintroduced themselves in different skin tones, and now the Unicode Consortium is considering adding customizations that would allow you to change the gender of existing emoji.
PSA: Tom Hardy Recently Filmed a Scene Wearing Only a Tattoo and a Necklace
Tom Hardy, known for looking great and saying little in movies like Mad Max: Fury Road and The Revenant, is back—and naked.
How to Talk to Your Significant Other About Justin Bieber’s Big Dick
Today, in an experience I shared with many other users of the internet, my life shifted a little bit. Scrolling through Twitter, I was confronted by images of Justin Bieber in the nude, and in particular with Justin Bieber’s big dick.
Cucumber Argues That Ryan Reynolds Is Gay for His Own Dick
On Monday night, Logo gave us a sneak peek at Cucumber and Banana, the tandem new shows from Queer as Folk creator Russell T Davis, which showcase the sexual yearnings of a middle-aged gay man (the former) and those of young gay and trans kids in Manchester (the latter). And if Cucumber was a little bit painful in…
Happy Couple Proudly Shows Off Accidental Dong in Wedding Photos
Dolphins are beautiful, majestic creatures, and having an ice sculpture of one at your wedding sounds lovely (if expensive). But one couple didn't plan on their beautiful frozen creation melting during the reception and turning into a giant blue phallus with fins, just straining to see the world.
B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice
Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,…
Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick
The other day, I was sitting in the window at a cafe when a girl walked by wearing these muscle leggings paired with super high heels and a leather jacket. You could tell she thought she looked amazing, but the sight of her apparently skinless legs had everyone doing double takes of sheer horror. I did a complex…
Girl, You Have Unrealistic Expectations About Penis Size
Apparently there's quite a bit of misinformation about penis size on the interent. Larry Harris, Jr. writes, "Men do not know what they are packing, and women do not know what to expect. None of us really have realistic expectations." It's accompanied by this (slightly old) chart, which informs us that "most women's…
Secrets From 'Black Flower' Robot-Saint Condoleezza Rice
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has written a book. Unfortunately, much of that book tries to justify all that lying the Bush administration did to get us into Iraq. Fortunately, she spends some of the book indulging the public's desire to learn about how everyone in the Bush White House was behind closed…
Here Is A Tattoo In Which A Penis Leaking Semen Spells Out The Name Jezebel [NSFW]
Happy Friday morning, everyone!
Breaking: Square Married Dudes Have Dick Piercings
According to one survey, the average recipient of a penis piercing is way squarer than you'd think. However, potential side effects of a Prince Albert are downright disturbing.
Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch
- Michelle Obama and Barack Obama taped a segment Wednesday for American Idol's "Idol Gives Back" episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [Fox News]
The View: What The Bleep Did Valerie Bertinelli Just Say?
During a heated discussion about Eliot Spitzer/hookers on The View today, Valerie Bertinelli said a bad word that got bleeped. According to an insider who tipped us, the word was "dick." The looks on the co-hosts' faces were priceless.
Tucker Carlson Gets Teste About Gendered History
Last night, Stephen Colbert took on textbooks after being tipped off by Tucker "The Tool" Carlson that the educational materials are being revised to be more gender-neutral. Carlson, you see, feels marginalized, but Colbert has some suggestions!
Who Is Enriching Himself In The Abortion Debate?
Well-known tool Tucker Carlson is really upset that doctors who perform abortions are charging for their services! He calls it "enriching" themselves. I call it being hypocritical and disingenuous, like most of the right-wing on this issue.
