Sex On The First Date Is A Fictional Fuck

I went on a date a month ago with a boy I met on an online dating site. "Met" meaning he'd sent me a few witty messages and his pictures were decent enough to warrant an IRL pass. "Date" meaning we made plans to grab a quick drink in Brooklyn after work. When he walked in, 20 minutes late, I perked up –- he was model… » 10/24/11 12:50pm 10/24/11 12:50pm

How Addiction Turned Me Into a High-Flying Hooker

Before dropping me off in the dark, dank sewer water of my bottom, my addiction took me to a variety of fun places. My friends and I went to the best bars and parties, snuggled up with people who presumably were very good-looking when they weren't so strung out, yelled "woo" a lot, and posed for pictures in which we… » 4/19/11 12:40pm 4/19/11 12:40pm

The Time I Almost Got Pregnant By A Guy Who Pooped Crystals

When I was 24, my long-distance boyfriend dumped me. I was stranded in New Mexico, running down the clock on what had been a less-than-inspiring year teaching high school with the AmeriCorps program. I loved the kids, but getting paid $10,000 a year to work for people who'd founded a charter school on a lark had taken… » 4/01/11 2:13pm 4/01/11 2:13pm

My Childhood Priest Is Now A Suspected Child Molester

Last week, the Archdiocese of Philadelphia announced that 21 priests were suspended from ministry after they were cited in a scathing grand jury report as child molestation suspects—in cases that go as far back as the 1990s—involved in a larger cover-up conspiracy by higher-ups in the church. One of the priests on… » 3/15/11 5:20pm 3/15/11 5:20pm