Pepsi Is Releasing a New Brand of 'Fat-Blocking' Cola that Will Obviously Totally Work

Oh, man, wouldn't it be great to glug unlimited Pepsi AND get your fats blocked!?!? Well, the good folks at Pepsi-Cola Japan are introducing a new product for just that purpose—a refreshing cola beverage that "blocks" your "fats" with "fiber," just like Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. "Pepsi Special" contains an… »11/12/12 5:00pm11/12/12 5:00pm