I Took Rutgers' Beyoncé Course: A Master Class in Pop & Black Feminism

On the first day of “Politicizing Beyoncé,” a Spring semester course at Rutgers, 32 young women and men sat in their desks, texting behind a Coach bag or catching up on Vlad TV’s rap posts on a laptop. It was February. I was dressed in jeans, Converse, and a giant sweatshirt, going for undergraduate realness, and here… » 7/07/15 12:22pm 7/07/15 12:22pm

Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s… » 5/29/13 9:00am 5/29/13 9:00am

Breaking: Beyonce Is a Human Being, Looks Like a Total Weirdo Sometimes

I know it's hard to believe (seriously), but Beyonce Knowles does not, in fact, look like a luminous sun-kissed angel 24/7. Particularly when she's in the middle of incredibly strenuous Super Bowl halftime performances. Weird! It's almost as though she's a human being with muscles and a face! Anyway, when BuzzFeed ran… » 2/05/13 8:00pm 2/05/13 8:00pm

15 Excuses Michelle Williams Could Use to Get Out of Performing with…

Michelle Williams, the member of Destiny's Child who could most easily be replaced by a singing bagel without anyone noticing, is claiming she might be too busy and therefore unable to attend Destiny Child's Super Bowl halftime show she sends her regrets kthxbye. Latest reports have her responding to the question of… » 1/30/13 10:00am 1/30/13 10:00am

Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million…

Well, this can only go well. I mean, the only thing Tiger Woods is better at than golf is fucking up marriages to Elin Nordegren. So why not give it another go-round, eh? You could go two for two! Win a fine blazer! For the wedding theme, they're wavering between "Best Idea-Havers in Sports History," "Fucking That Ass… » 1/17/13 8:00pm 1/17/13 8:00pm

Let's Share Our Favorite Destiny's Child Moments to Celebrate Their…

All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me. It has just been announced that Destiny's Child, who recently released their first song in 8 years, will reunite to perform during Beyonce's Super Bowl half time show. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion by sharing our favorite Destiny's Child videos,… » 1/11/13 7:45pm 1/11/13 7:45pm

Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques…

A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend of Taylor's says that America's Unicorn Sweetheart doesn't realize that she's constantly being dumped because she's a… » 1/11/13 9:00am 1/11/13 9:00am